Stearns County, Minnesota. - As global warming continues apace, the mosquitos in Stearns County are abuzz with thoughts of the sweltering beginning to the DFL season. The stoic germans and norwegians of the County have kept their expectations on an even keel leading into this season. Otherwise, given the heat this summer, emotions could overwhelm the simple folk of the county and people would be killing one another with their homemade noodle makers, or some such devices. Below is the first lineup on what promises to be another successful campaign (rumor has it anyway):
QB: Jay Cutler
RB: M. Barber
RB: F. Gore
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: J. Shockey
K: Gostkowski
D: Giants
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