NEW SASABE, MEXICO - Expectations run high this year after last season's disappointing finish. To start off this season, the Wetbacks face perennial DFL super loser Russian Revolution in the pleather-upholstered confines of Cruzar La Frontera Stadium. "Wannabe" Willie Parker has reverse-defected to the Rev this year, thinking that the injury bug won't be able to find him in the desolate gulags surrounding Red Square. Coach "Cheech" Marin isn't bothered in the least. "Sure, Little Willie was a Wetbacks mainstay for so long, but really, the manteca had to be cut." Indeed, with the young backfield of Marshawn Lynch and Ryan Grant, the Wetbacks are poised for a "malo-a-primer" turnaround that the DFL will be talking about for years to come.
The Revolution come into New Sasabe with, uh, well, with some players that drop, bobble, and fumble the ball. The stunning array of, umm, water boys they carry is a testament to the great - no - the extrordinary commitment to aquatic engineering the Russians are so well known for.
And now the DFL Week 1 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith
WR1 - Marques Colston
WR2 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR3 - Joey Galloway
TE - Jason Witten
K - Adam "El Golpeador" Vinatieri
DEF - Jacksonville
BTW, I'm really impressed by Donald Driver being able to play WR and TE. GO JACKSTOMP!!
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