Celt's Week 13 Lineup

Alright, let's try to make a decent showing this week....

QB J CAmpbell
RB B Westbrook (dnp F Taylor)
RB K Smith
WR R Moss
WR A Boldin
WR D Bowe
TE T Gonzalez
KI N Rackers
DF Kansas City

Overheard during the Cowboys-Packers game

Bryant Gumbel: “And her come the Packers.” – as the COWBOYS come out of the tunnel

Bryant Gumbel: “Tony Romo coming out, ready to run this Packer offense.”

Bryant Gumbel: “Mike McCarthy said that Marion Barber is the heart of this Packer offense”

Chris Collinsworth: “DeMarcus Ware… What a tool he is.”

Bryant Gumbel is an idiot. True story.

Wetbacks Lineup Weak 13

QB - Marc Bulger (dnp My Left Testicle) (no, really, dnp Joey Harrington)
RB1 - Willie Parker
RB2 - Selvin Young (dnp Andre Hall)
WR1 - Marques Colston
WR2 - Shaun McDonald
WR3 - Brandon Stokley
K - Stephen Gostkowski
DEF - NY Giants

Here's to another wonderful season...good luck to those in the playoffs. I will be doing some NFL-homework this off-season. Maybe I can put together a draft that doesb't completely and totally suck balls.

Russia Week 13 Lineup

QB - Drew Brees
RB - Rudi Johnson
RB - Laurence Maroney
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Chris Chambers
TE - Ben Watson
K - Adam Vinatieri
D - Dallas

Angola Lineup - Week 13

QB Tony Romo
RB Warrick Dunn
RB Ladainian Tomlinson
WR Greg Jennings
WR Calvin Johnson
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Kellen Winslow
PK Nick Folk
Def Detroit

Lynchburg Lineup Week 13

QB: Brett Favre

RB: Joseph Addai

RB: Reggie Bush (DNP Brandon Jackson)

WR: Chris Henry (DNP Steve Smith)

WR: Joey Galloway

WR: Terrell Owens

TE: Chris Cooley

K: Shayne Graham

DEF: Baltimore

Wetbacks Lineup Week 13 (partial)

TE - Jason Witten

Whoopass - Week 13 (partial)

RB: Barber
TE: D. Lee

Dreamin Week 12 Lineup

Good Sunday to you all gentlemen.

I see that Rommell Division is set for playoff teams. That's sad. Nice going Alameda and Wrestlers Anonymous! High Draft Picks again!!!

Anyone else see the resemblance: Bad teams and Raiderfan? Hrm....just saying!

Lineup Time, Lineup Time!

QB: "MJ" Matt Hasselbeck
RB: "FJ" Frank Gore
RB: "EJ" Edgerrin James
WR: TJ ""Houshmanzadeh
WR: DJ "" Hackett
WR: "BJ"(ooo, that's bad) Braylon Edwards
TE: "EJ" Eric Johnson
PK: Josh "Kicker" Brown
DF: Pittsburgh

Whoopass Week 12 lineup

QB: Brady
RB: Jones-Drew
RB: Barber (Since I started him last week, but didn't post by Thurs, do I get his Thurs points? See Rule 2.07. If no, then Chester Taylor.)
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Stallworth
WR: B. Jones
TE: See Barber above - I have to live with D. Lee's pathetic scoring(?), or start an injured Heap.
K: Nedney
D: Jags

Horde Complete Lineup - Week 12

QB - Carson Palmer
RB - Willis McGahee
RB - Earnest Graham
WR - Chad Johnson
WR - Roy Williams
WR - Kevin Curtis
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Kris Brown
DEF - Chicago

Criminals week 12 - rest of lineup

RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Justin Fargas
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Bobby Engram
K: Jeff Wilkins
D: Oakland

JackStomp Lineup - Week 12

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: Brandon Jacobs
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Lee Evans
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Indy

Revolution Week 12 Lineup

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

QB --- Drew Brees
RB --- Laurence Maroney
RB --- Travis Henry (DNP Rudi Johnson)
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Wes Welker
WR --- Chris Chambers
TE ---- Ben Watson
K ----- Adam Vinatieri
D ----- Dallas

Angola Lineup - Week 12

QB	Tony Romo
RB	Warrick Dunn
RB	LaDanian Tomlinson
WR	Greg Jennings
WR	James Jones
WR	Brandon Marshall
TE	Kellen Winslow
PK	Nick "Mr. Irrelevant" Folk
DST	Atlanta

Criminals week 12 partial lineup

Regarding New Sasabe's trash talk post: VW Hippie Bus? Just no. The rest of it is true enough.

Oh yeah, How 'bout those Wahoos!

QB: Peyton "Five points" Manning
TE: Dallas "Four points" Clark

Horde Partial Lineup - Week 12

WR - Roy Williams

Wetbacks Lineup Week 12

Ok...this is usually where we put in some funny remarks about how Alameda has sex with prepubescent iguanas and their team bus is actually a converted beat-up VW Hippie Bus. We would put down Alameda by saying things like "So now we know why some mammals eat their children..." or "Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"

But not this week. After scraping out a win with the help of "Hombre de la Semana" Brandon Stokley, we are going to go about being a bit more humble. That said:

And now, the Week 12 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Mark Bulger
RB1 - Willie Parker
RB2 - Selvin Young (dnp Andre Hall)
WR1 - Marques Colston
WR2 - Shaun McDonald
WR3 - Brandon Stokley
TE - Jason Witten
K - Phil "El Punxsutawney" Dawson
DEF - New York Giants

Lynchburg Lineup week 12

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: Reggie Bush (DNP Brandon Jackson)
WR: Chris Henry (DNP Steve Smith)
WR: Joey Galloway
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Chris Cooley
K: Shayne Graham
DEF: Baltimore

Celt's Week 12 Lineup

Off traveling; so having to enter this early. Let's hope it work's...

QB D Anderson
RB B Westbrook
RB P Holmes
WR R Moss
WR A Boldin
WR D Bowe
TE T Gonzalez
KI N Rackers
DF Kansas City

Revolution Week 11 Lineup

QB --- Drew Brees
RB --- Laurence Maroney
RB --- Rudi Johnson
WR --- Wes Welker
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Jerricho Cotchery
TE --- Ben Watson
K ---- Adam Vinatieri
D ---- Green Bay

JackStomp Lineup

OMG... We wait until week 10 to show some life. Just in time to screw up #1 pick in the draft.


QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: Brandon Jacobs
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Lee Evans
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Indy

Angola Lineup - Week 11

QB	Tony Romo
RB	Warrick Dunn
RB	LaDanian Tomlinson
WR	Greg Jennings
WR	James Jones
WR	Brandon Marshall
TE	Kellen Winslow
PK	Nick "Mr. Irrelevant" Folk
DST	Atlanta

Criminals Week 11

Grats to the Wildcats football team, pretty impressive. But unfortunately the bball team is going down to hideous defeat to the mighty 'Hoos tonight. Wahoowa!

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Justin Fargas
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Santana Moss
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Jeff Wilkins
D: Oakland

Wetbacks Lineup Week 11

Week 11, and here we sit, at a paltry 5-5. And yet, not all seems lost. Perennial powerhouse the Cali Dreamin' are sitting at a we-are-at-a-loss streak of 2. The Nomads from The Steppes are on a 3 game losing trip. It seems that the sun has yet to set on New Sasabe for this year. We may squeak in (there's always hope).

Unfortunately, we play host to The Rev. Although they got lost on their way to their own stadium last week, they were running a nifty 2-game win streak prior to. We say "unfortunately" as we are not sure which team will show up this week. Will it be the unstoppable force that handed Alameda their asses on a silver platter or will it be the Woebegone-is-us team from last week? We here in New Sasabe are banking on the latter.

From the "we-never-thought-it-would-happen" department, Ryan Grant has been added to our own roster of hit-and-miss players. Not only has he been added, he will be the first Green Bay Packer to ever start for NSW. And for those of you keeping score (and wondering if hell truly has frozen over), there will never be personnel from good 'ol Uncle Al on this team.

And now, the Week 11 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Mark Bulger
RB1 - Willie Parker
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Marques Colston
WR2 - Amani Toomer
WR3 - Brandon Stokley
TE - Jeremy Shockey
K - Stephen "El Golpeador" Gostkowski
DEF - New York Giants

Horde Lineup - Week 11

QB - Carson Palmer
RB - Willis McGahee
RB - Jesse Chatman
WR - Chad Johnson
WR - Roy Williams
WR - Kevin Curtis
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Kris Brown
DEF - Chicago

Dreamin Lineup Week 11 + New Coaching Staff

Woo, its the Annual California Dreamin Skid!

Yes, we would like to commemorate this annual event by throwing a party, Hollywood Bowl style!

There will be the ever popular Spice Girls Renewal Tour, drinking and mandatory driving home, and an everlasting supply of "baking powder".

Feel free, live it up!! Enjoy the times!

And, to top it off, lets give you this weeks Lovable Losers, courtesy of the Dreamin Managment Staff.

And by the way, we would like to announce two new hirings for the coaching staff.
As our Speed Coach, we would like to present you Ms. Hillary Will!!! Lets all give her a warm welcome.
As for Team Nurse, we have had many sicknesses and injuries plaguing us. Nambian Death Flu x2 was our latest and greatest. Ergo, we have hired a nurse with much experience in well, nursing and bloodwork. None other than..Kate Beckinsale!!! Lets all give her a warm welcome!!

QB: Kurt "Right Handed" Warner
RB: Edgerrin "Shredding Cincy" James
RB: Frank "Ankle Boy" Gore DNP: Lendale "Twelve Yards" White
WR: DJ "Hatchet Man" Hackett
WR: "AJ" Braylon Edwards
WR: TJ "J's Are In" Houshmanzadeh
TE: Eric "JJ" Johnson
PK: Josh "Kicker" Brown
DF: New England "Lynch'inless Buffalo" Patriots

Love and kisses
~Drew

Whoopass - Week 11

QB: Brady
RB: Jones-Drew
RB: Barber
WR: Stallworth
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Battle
TE: Lee
K: Nedney
D: Vikings

Celt's Lineup Week 11

Well, whether our livers are ready or not, bring on the drunks from Lynchburg.

QB D Anderson
RB B Westbrook
RB P Holmes
WR R Moss
WR A Boldin
WR D Bowe
TE T Gonzalez
KI N Rackers
DF San Diego

Maybe some real whiskey, some nice Irish single-malt, will prove our key to victory.

Lynchburg Lineup week 11

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Joseph Addai
RB Reggie Bush (DNP Brandon Jackson)
WR: Chris Henry (DNP Steve Smith)
WR: Joey Galloway
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Chris Cooley
K: Shayne Graham
DEF: Baltimore

Inaugural Post

Now with 100% less Turkish militants! We hope.