Dreamin' Week 13 Lineup

Week 13. No lock for the playoffs. A win and the playoffs are a go. A loss by one of three teams and the playoffs are a go.

We love Week 13!

The Lineup:

QB: Eli "Its a Beautiful Day" Manning
RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kims" Bush
RB: Thomas "Madman Rumblin" Jones
WR: Derrick "Old Man of the Sea" Mason
WR: Braylon "Hands of Steel" Edwards
WR: TJ "Nothing Required Here" Houshmanzadeh
TE: Cris "Gimme Gimme Gimme" Cooley
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: Pittsburgh "Aluminum Curtain" Steelers

Criminals week 13 full lineup

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Clinton Portis DNS Deuce Mcallister
RB: Lendale White
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Jabar Gaffney
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Beginning of the End

Jason Witten's Stat Line:

9 catches

115 yards

1 touchdown

Who'd I start? Kevin Boss.

Sheeeeeeeeee-it.

Angola Week 13 Full Lineup

QB Tony Romo
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Lee Evans
WR DeSean Jackson
WR Roddy White
TE Kellen Winslow
PK Nick Folk
DEF Baltimore

JackStomp Week 13 Lineup

QB: Matt Hasselbeck (DNS JaMarcus Russell)
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Darren Sproles
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
WR: Donald Driver
TE: Zach Miller
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Arizona

Lynchburg JDs Week 13 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Horde Lineup - Week 13

QB - Brett Favre
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Warrick Dunn
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Eddie Royal
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Jason Elam
DEF - Tennessee

Wetbacks DFL Week 13 Lineup

Well, shit. The word "almost" seems to sum up the season. Worst case scenario, we get a high pick in the draft next year.

How do you score the most points in your division (almost the league) and be in last?!?

And now, the DFL Week 12 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Bernard Berrian
WR2 - Antonio Bryant
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York Jets

Russia Week 13 Lineup

God damn.

Week 13, and I'm in second place.

This ain't right.

First of all, kudos to the Rommel division teams, almost all of which did precisely as I asked and beat their opponents last week --- with the notable exception of Jackstomp, who have assured their status as "Primary Landing Zone" when the Revolution parachutes in Red Dawn-style to raze their hobo camp to the ground.

This week, I implore more of the same from our friends on the left side of the web page. Fight! Beat those filthy buggers down! For the pride of the Rommel division! FIGHT, damn you!

Er, except Alameda. We'd actually prefer that they not show up at all.

QB --- Phil Rivers
RB --- Steve Slaton
RB --- Darren McFadden
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Wes Welker
TE ---- Owen Daniels
K ----- Robbie Gould
D ----- Dallas

Whoopass Lineup - Week 13

Are we defining "limping in?"

QB: Cutler
RB: Gore
RB: Barber
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: Shockey
K: Gostkowski
D: Giants

Celt's Week 13 Lineup

Win or lose, we should be in the playoffs. So, barring any unforeseen injuries that cause a change, the Celt's will start the following lineup.

QB Chad Pennington
RB Brian Westbrook (dnp Correll Buckhalter)
RB Ronnie Brown
WR Randy Moss
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Steve Breaston
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI David Akers
Def Tampa Bay


E~

p.s. - if your equipment manager fails to make the flight back, no worries, we'll return her when we're done.

:-)

Criminals week 13 partial lineup

Manning finally plays a game, too late for the Criminals, though.

RB: Lendale White
K: Rob Bironas

Angola Week 13 Partial Lineup

QB Tony "Smilin' Assassin" Romo
WR DeSean "Slicker Than Boiled Eagle Shit" Jackson
PK Nick Folk

JackStomp Well 12 Lineup

Have we clinched the #1 pick yet? Or do we suck at that too?

QB: Matt Hasselbeck (DNS JaMarcus Russell)
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Darren Sproles
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
WR: Donald Driver
TE: Zach Miller
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Arizona

Dreamin Week 12 Lineup

First, I"d like to throw a big shout out to the Wetbacks. Three points baby! So sad.

And now, this weeks lineup:

QB: Eli "Responding to Jack Burton Coaching" Manning
RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kim's" Bush DNP Thomas Jones
RB: Jonathan "Mr. Rookie" Stewart
WR: TJ "Thursday Day Text to Commish" Houshmanzadeh
WR: Braylon "STOP Imitating Alvin the Handless Bitch Harper" Edwards
WR: Derrick "Old Man of the Sea" Mason
TE: Cris "Keep On Catching" Cooley
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindel
DF: Pittsburgh "Thursday Day Text to Commish" Defense

Enjoy
Coach Beckham

Horde Lineup - Week 12

QB - Donovan McNabb
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Warrick Dunn
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Tennessee

Angola Week 12 Lineup

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Jamal Lewis
WR Lee Evans
WR DeSean Jackson
WR Roddy White
TE Kellen Winslow (dns Tony Scheffler)
PK Nick Folk
DEF Baltimore

Criminals week 12 lineup

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Clinton Portis DNS Deuce McAllister
RB: Lendale White
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jabar Gaffney
WR: DJ Hackett
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Wetbacks DFL Week 12 Lineup

3. Effing. Points.

To think that our whole season may come down to a freakin' field goal.

And to pour salt into the wound, the loss was to the Dreamin'.

OK, here we go, back into the playoff picture...

And now, the DFL Week 12 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Antonio Bryant
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Jason Witten
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York Jets

Whoopass Lineup - Week 12

QB: Cutler
RB: Barber
RB: C. Johnson
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: Olsen
K: Gostkowski
D: Bears

Lynchburg JDs Week 12 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Celt's Week 12 Lineup

Aahhh.... the "joy" of losing to a bunch of sourmash sucking drunks.... humiliating, at the least.

To try and recover a small semblence of competitiveness in this season of mediocrity, we will (woefully) use the following cast of characters...

QB Ben Elmer Fudd Roethlisberger
RB Ronnie Roadrunner Brown
RB Brian Sheepdog Westbrook (dnp C Buckhalter)
WR Anquan Foghorn Leghorn Boldin
WR Steve Junyer Bear Breaston
WR Randy Sylvester Moss
TE Tony Piggy Gonzalez
KI David Pepe Le Pew Akers
DF Tampa Bay

Win or Lose... I like my odds of gettin a rubber match with the 'canov.

E~

Whoopass lineup - Week 12 Preview

Stearns County, Minnesota - The Chatterbox Cafe on Main Street in Lake Wobegon was in an uproar today, with everyone enjoying the sweet potato crepe specials (only $4.99, includes coffee), but the uproar was not about the rumored canned sweet potatoes that were allegedly used as filling for the crepes. Oh no, the uproar was over the Town Council's executive session this morning to discuss the stinking Commie bastard's pathetic plea for leniency in the upcoming Whoopass-Revolution tilt.

The team owner and coach were invited into the Council's behind closed-doors session to answer questions regarding any possible let down, and to demand, on behalf of the citizens of Lake Wobegon, not including that enclave of Commie motherf*ckers, um, Russian immigrants who bought the Ormandson's farm and compound off of Route 24 a couple years ago, (- ed. The Herald Star editorial board has evidence that they are sacrificing children to some dark Russian mystical guru out on Route 24. Look for our indepth expose in the coming weeks. We think we saw Obama there too.), that the Whoopass give none of their best players the next 2 weeks off, especially this week.

Coach Noir was questioned after the session with the Council, and he had this to say, in his typical direct fashion, "F*ck off." Pastor Ingqvist, from the Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility Catholic Church, was nearby and overheard the Coach's comment, chastising him for his lack of sensitivity for the anti-Communist fervor that continues to simmer in the Town. "Those Russians think they somehow can play our American football game, and they hide behind perestroika and glasnost in embracing some of our western ways, but Lake Wobegon folk are all above average, and we see through their satanic, commie bullsh*t," said Pastor Ingqvist.

This reporter, along with the rest of the community, waits in eager anticipation for the announcement of the Whoopass Roster for Week 12.

Russian Lineup Week 12

Ahem.

We here at the Revolution front office would like to announce as positive a statement as we can muster at this time.

We are 5-6, which is approximately 4 wins over where we thought we'd be at this time of year. We can still make the playoffs for only the second time in team history. We implore the Rommel division to win every single one of their games this weekend, with the notable exception of Bigcanov, whom we intend to beat like a rented goalie.

This means Jackstomp has to enter a lineup that doesn't include Hulk Hogan's daughter.
Celts have to start someone other than people named "Sage" or "Tyler" at QB.
Alameda needs to start their least-injured running backs, and forget Javon Walker is on the roster.
Angola must... well, we're not exactly sure what Angola has to do, since we still can't figure out that team.

Either way, the message is: win your damn games, with the aforementioned exception of Bigcanov, who --- and we cannot stress this enough --- really should think about rewarding their team with a vacation this Sunday. We'll even cover the expenses.

QB --- Phil Rivers
RB --- Steve Slaton
RB --- Willie Parker (DNS Ben Jarvus Green Ellis)
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Wes Welker
TE ---- Owen Daniels
K ----- Robbie Gould
D ----- Dallas

Lynchburg JDs Week 11 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Jerious Norwood
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Isaac Bruce
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Dreamin' Lineup

Coach Beckham here. In part of the deal with Owner Barrymore, I required to be doing the lineups, changes, etc.

So, here is this weeks lineup from your new Coaching Staff of the Dreamin':

QB: Eli Manning
RB: Thomas Jones (Thursday posting)
RB: Jonathan Stewart
WR: Plaxico Burress
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
TE: Cris Cooley
PK: John Carney DNS Rian Lindell
DF: Philadelphia

Some may ask why do I DNS Mr. Carney. Well, he is the backup. One day, Lawrence Tynes will return. And Kickers on the Injury Report is rare, and news on kickers even rarer.

Thank you
Coach Beckham

Russian Lineup Week 11

Good God... we're still in this thing!

QB --- Matty Ice
RB --- Steve Slaton
RB --- Willie Parker (DNS Ray Rice)
WR ---- Larry Fitzgerald
WR ---- Greg Jennings
WR --- Dwayne Bowe
TE ----- Owen Daniels
K --- Robbie Gould
D ---- Green Bay

JackStomp Week 11 Lineup

Ummm... still sucking.

QB: Matt Hasselbeck (DNS Marc Bulger)
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Chester Taylor
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Donald Driver
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
TE: Alge Crumpler
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Oakland

Angola Week 11 Lineup

QB Tony Romo (dns Aaron Rodgers)
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Lee Evans
WR DeSean Jackson
WR Roddy White
TE Kellen Winslow
PK Nick Folk
DEF Baltimore

Criminals week 11 lineup

Heh, talk about parity in the Montgomery division.

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Lendale White
RB: Deuce McAllister
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Patrick Crayton
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Horde Lineup - Week 11

QB - Donovan McNabb
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Tennessee

Whoopass lineup - Week 11

Rebound!

QB: Cutler
RB: Gore
RB: Barber
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: V. Jackson
TE: G. Olsen
K: Suisham
D: Giants

Dreamin' Partial Lineup

Sent an email earlier in the day to Commish cuz blogger was down.

But, since its back up and game not on yet:

RB: Thomas "Not Too Tall" Jones

Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

Drew, if all of your wannabe Spice girl, Beckham-ite coaches each had half a brain, they'd still only have half a brain.

And that includes the hugely miniscule melon of Beckham himself.

And now, the DFL Week 10 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew "Big Numbers" Brees
RB1 - Marshawn "Can I Have 100 Yards? PLEASE?!?" Lynch
RB2 - Ryan "I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!" Grant
WR1 - Jerricho "Mr. Thursday Night" Cotchery
WR2 - Antonio "Pro-Bowl" Bryant
WR3 - Marques "Colston .45" Colston
TE - Jason "Prototype" Witten
K - Adam "El Golpeador" Vinatieri
DEF - New York J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!

Celt's Week 11 Lineup

Aahh.... our much anticipated annual matchup with the drunken fools from Lynchburg.

Hopefully we can diffuse their gameplan with our imported single-malt Irish whiskey again. It seems their bourbon-tempered innards have a difficult time with a true whiskey.

For this week's matchup, we'll try the following personnel;

Newly signed Tyler Thigpen at QB. Hopefully his continued improvement will shine against the Saints dilapidated secondary. That, and having LJ back shouldn't hurt.

The ever stellar workhorse tandem of Brian Westbrook and Ronnie Brown at RB should keep it consistent. They should both be able to run rough-shod over Cincy and Oakland, respectively.

The A+ production duo of Steve Breaston and Anquan Boldin at WR (1 & 2) against the Seattle "Weekhawks"... with a chance to pad their NFC Worst lead to 5 games, we expect big things.

Although we considered benching him for his lack of production, we will go ahead and start Randy Moss at WR (3) against the on again/off again Jets defense. Mr Moss has been warned that continued single-digit production will earn him a 'time out" with the corn dog vendor.

Our one and only, the best to ever play the position, still producing even after being lied to; Mr Tony Gonzalez at TE. Again, the Saints.... need I say more.

Our choice for 'foot-of-the-week' falls to none other than Kris Brown at KI, due to the fact that Philly will be most liekly scoring touchdowns, while Houston loves to choke in teh red-zone and settle for FG attempts.

The choice for starting defense was a tough one this week. Even though the Bucs are the 2nd ranking defense (as far as projected point totals), we have to give the nod to the Carolina Panthers at DEF, because, frankly, Detroit just sucks.


The most important thing is to not get caught looking ahead to the season-ending matchup with California and their new staff's distractions. We've already had to put a stop to the locker-room pool for who would get the Dreamin's Laura to "manage their equipment"....

Until next week,

Edge

Day 2 of New Dreamin' Coaches

Good morning, good morning to all of you.

The Dreamin' would like to announce that all of their coaching positions have been filled.
Bios will come later, but for now, here are the announcements for the new coaches.

Offensive Line Coach: Gretchen Bleiler (Olympic US Snowboarder)

Defensive Line Coach: Jennie Finch (US Olympian Womens Softball)

Strength and Conditioning Coach: Matthew McConaughey (Actor/Surfer/Beach Bum)

Director of Player Personnel: Denzel Washington

AND, last, but NOT least, our NEW Equipment Manager: Laura. Just Laura

Thank you all
~Love
Drew

Dreamin' Announce New Offense Coaches

The Dreamin' would like to announce a couple of the new coaches to grace us with their presence. These selections were made by our new Head Coach, David Beckham. He has convinced us that more athleticism is needed on the staff to properly coach and inspire.

First, I would like to announce our new Offensive Coordinator.
She is a professional on the Womens Surfing Organization. She is new to the tour, hungry and wanting to reach that championship level.

I give you: Hailey Partridge

Next, our new Running Backs Coach. She comes to us from Coach Beckhams neck of the woods, football, or, as we call it here, soccer. Owner of an Olympic Gold Medal we would like to welcome:

Hope Solo

And for our last coach hired today, for Wide Receivers Coach, she also comes from Coach Beckhams profession. She is a true international star and model, so we welcome her with open arms, and hope that the Chinese government continues to allow her to work in the country. Greetings to:

Liu Yu Qi

~Love

Drew

Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Partial Lineup

WR1 - Jerricho "Catchery" Cotchery
DEF - New York J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!

We, as an organization, are still feeling the euphoria from whoopin ass on the Whoopass. While we weren't as solid team-wise as we would like to have been (not to name any names, but *COUGH* Marshawn *HACK* Lynch *WRETCH*), there has been much imbibing of a certain south-of-the-border originated adult beverage and a whole lot of consuming of a well known Hispanic-themed legume-filled flat unleavened bread product. All this plus we now have a new source of natural gas to run the generators of Cruzar la Frontera Stadium for this weeks' game against the stumbling California Dreamin'.

¡EL PRESIDENTE DE VIVA!

(well, at least El Wetbacks de Viva)

ALERT: California Dreamin' Fire Staff and Coaches

We have received a sports alert message regarding the DFL team California Dreamin'.



This notice was sent to media outlets from the office of Drew Barrymore:



Ladies and Gentlemen, I, the owner of the California Dreamin', have been mulling some very difficult decisions regarding the Dreamin'. After this latest loss, and very lackluster performance all year, I have decided to finally make those decisions.

First, after having discussions with GM Keira Knightley, she is staying on board and will be helping to right the ship. I would like to graciously thank her for the help that she has provided on this very dark day in Dreamin' history.

I would now like to announce the following firings:

• Head Coach Goldie Hawn


• Director of Player Personnel Ron Howard


• Offensive Coordinator Kristy Swanson


• Offensive Line Coach Dmitry Cassov


• Defensive Line Coach Nick Cassov


• Running Backs Coach Eliza Dushku


• Wide Receivers Coach Robin Williams


• Strength and Conditioning Coach David Hasslehoff

This were not easy decisions to make. Most of these coaches have been with us for 8 years, weathering the storms and savoring the successes. I want to thank them for their efforts over the past 8 years, but our performance this season has been poor, and I wish them the best in all their future endeavours. And, after seeking legal guidance, they have signed paperwork relieving them of their coaching duties, and signing a Non Disclosure Agreement that will serve for five years of not releasing inside DFL information to other leagues and teams, including that of the DFL.

In this time of great upheaval at Dreamin' HQ, there is a lone bright spot today. Our NEW Head Coach has arrived at the Bowl for talks regarding most of his new staff. I would like to introduce you to our new Head Coach, a man who has played the game of Football for years, and is renowned for his style, be it on, or off the field.

I present you with the man, the myth, none other than: David Beckham

Thank you all for your continued support. Please expect the rest of the announcements regarding positions to be filled in the next few days.

~Love

Drew

Russia Week 10 Lineup

QB --- Phil Rivers
RB --- Willie Parker (DNS Ray Rice)
RB --- Steve Slaton
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Wes Welker
TE --- Owen Daniels
K --- Robbie Gould
D --- Green Bay

Dreamin' Week 10 Lineup

We here at the Dreamin would like to throw a "HELL YEAH" to Mr. Braylon Fucking Edwards and his new non-bitch Brady Quinn. Thanks Ms. Quinn for 1 pass to your #1 receiver. May you blow chunks all week from spoiled bologna!

QB: Eli "Show Ms. Quinn How Its Done" Manning
RB: Fred "Thought Ms. Quinn Was a Medicine Woman" Jackson
RB: Thomas "I Produced Last Week, So I'm Off This Week" Jones
WR: Braylon "I Played Like a Little Bitch Thurday For 1 catch and 15 Yards" Edwards
WR: Plaxico "I Can Outdo Your 1 Pansy Catch Bitch Braylon" Burress
WR: Derrick "Good Think I Have the Flacco and Not Ms. Quinn" Mason
TE: Anthony "Thought Ms. Quinn Was the Bionic Woman" Fasano
PK: John "Kicker" Carney DNS Rian Lindell
DF: Pittsburgh "Risking the Indy" Steelers

Oh, by the way Ms. Quinn, we sent you a package. I don't think it will spoil. Try it anyways, its the rage in Hollywood.

~Love
Drew

JackStomp Week 10 Lineup

We Suck.... Still.

QB: Marc Bulger
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Justin Fargas
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Donald Driver
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
TE: Zach Miller
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Arizona

Criminals week 10 lineup

Effing Pittsburgh looks like they got the D rolling.

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Lendale White
RB: Deuce McAllister
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Jabar Gaffney
WR: Javon Walker
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Celt's Week 10 Lineup

For this week's crapshoot, we will try the following...

QB Chad Pennington
RB Brian Westbrook
RB Ronnie Brown
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Randy Moss
WR Steve Breaston
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI David Akers
Def Carolina Panthers

Angola Week 10 Full Lineup

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Greg Camarillo
WR Lee Evans
WR Roddy White
TE Kellen Winslow
K Ryan Longwell
DEF Baltimore

Lynchburg JDs Week 10 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai (dns - Jason Wright)
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Isaac Bruce
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap (dns - Randy McMichael)
K: Neil Rackers (dns - Mason Crosby)
Defense: Indianapolis

Dreamin Partial Lineup Wk 10

WR: Braylon "Lovin' the Quinn" Edwards

Horde Lineup - Week 10

QB - Donovan McNabb
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Tim Hightower
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Torry Holt
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Tennessee

Angola Week 10 Partial Lineup

TE Kellen Winslow

Wetbacks DFL Week 10 Lineup

Here it is, the game you have all been waiting for, the reason you are in this league. It's the preview of the Alamein Bowl! Bigcanov Whoopass vs. The New Sasabe Wetb - wait, what in the hell am I talking about?!? Alamein Bowl? Don't talk about the Alamein Bowl! Are you kidding me? Alamein Bowl?! I'm just hoping we can win a game!

But hey, one can dream, right? And this is "fantasy" football.

As a side note, we are still lamenting our 1 point loss to the JDs. Jason "Missin'" Witten has been given this week off to mend his pansy-ass ribs.

And now, the DFL Week 10 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Matt Jones (DNP Bernard Berrian)
WR3 - Marques Colston
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Adam "El Golpeador" Vinatieri
DEF - New York J-E-T-S

Whoopass lineup - Week 10

I love Mexican food.

QB: Cutler
RB: F. Gore
RB: C. Johnson
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: Shockey (dns Olsen)
K: Gostkowski
D: Giants

You have got to be f-ing kidding me!!!

"Bears QB Kyle Orton suffered a ankle injury late in the second quarter when a defender tackled him and the leg seemed to bend the wrong way. He had to be carted off the field."

Rogers is doomed next week.

JackStomp Week 9 Lineup

We Suck.


QB: Marc Bulger
RB: Justin Fargas
RB: Stephen Jackson (DNS: Chester Taylor)
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Antwaan Randle-El
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
TE: Zach Miller
K: Brooke Hogan
D: Arizona

Lynchburg JDs Week 9 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai (dns - Jason Wright)
RB: Jerious Norwood
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Mason Crosby
Defense: Indianapolis

Dreamin' Lineup Week 9 (mebbe?)

Its early. T..ired. Parties......Cos...cos...cosmos. Scribbled names on cocktail napkin. Lineup. Post with officials. blllehhh.... Firing Robin Williams...mayhbe..need mimosa.. Who we playin? Horde?! pfft them...I got 1.. 2.. 3.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 9 words for them. 9!! and when I remember 'em...I'll tell 'em. I know there was a "this" in the 10 words...

QB: Eli "Eliiiiiiii" Manning
RB: Fred "ACTION" Jackson
RB: Ricky "5 Burrito" Williams
WR: Plaxico "Plad..Plaxscv...Plax" Burress
WR: TJ "F*** his name isht too long drunk" Houshmanzadeh
WR: Braylon "that sisssthy guy" Edwards
TE: Cris "he'sss got realllly reallly really nith end! really nithe!" Cooley
PK: John "that one kicka guy, he's swedish or something" Carney (DNS Rian Lindell)
DF: Philadelphia "I don' remembrrrrr, do we still have phil..filaaaa..." Eagles

*Press Memo* We did the best we could with the cocktail napkin Ms. Barrymore handed us. We left the actual notes from Ms Barrymore in the posting so you, the public, could see the appalling situation that California Dreamin' managment has given in to.

Russian Lineup Week 9

...z....zzzzzz......what? Huh? What do you mean "you're still in the playoff hunt"? It's week 9 for God's sake, we lost---- oh. Really. Well, since we're playing with house money, bet it all!

QB --- Matthew Ryan
RB -- Steven Slaton
RB -- Raymond Rice
WR -- Laurence Fitzgerald
WR -- Gregory Jennings
WR -- Wesley Welker
TE -- OwenJarvus Daniels
K -- Robert Gould
D -- Packermen of Green Bay

Lineup for the rules-lawyering a-holes among us: :-)

QB - Matt Ryan
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Ray Rice
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Wes Welker
TE - Owen Daniels
K - Robbie Gould
D - Green Bay

Criminals week 9 lineup

Bleh all the 'Skins got hurt and have a bye week next week. Bad stretch for the Alameda Redskins.

QB: Jason Campbell
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Lendale White
WR: Santana Moss DNS Patrick Crayton
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Javon Walker
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Angola Week 9 Lineup

QB Kyle Orton
RB Adrian Peterson (MIN)
RB Michael Turner
WR Lee Evans
WR DeSean Jackson (dns Devin Hester)
WR Roddy White
TE Kellen Winslow
PK Ryan Longwell
DEF Baltimore

Celt's Week 9 Lineup

QB Roethlisberger
RB Westbrook (dnp Buckhalter)
RB R. Brown
WR Boldin
WR Breaston
WR Moss
TE Gonzalez
KI Akers
DEF Tampa Bay