Angola Free Press

Angola, LA – In a release for the Playahs’ front office, the organization has announced the hiring of Olga Kurylenko to the position of Director of Playah’ Personnel. Commenting on the new hire, The Barrah said, “I felt it was only a matter of time before California made a bid for Olga’s services, in some form or another, and I just couldn’t bear the thought of her obvious ‘talents’ being lost amongst the exorbitant amount of trim already on that staff.”

For those that the name “Olga” conjures up an image of a fat, hairy, Eastern European woman, think again:









To see more of Olga, check out the movie Hitman, or the upcoming new Bond movie.