QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Darren McFadden
RB - Ryan Torain
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne (dns Mike Williams)
TE - Vernon Davis
PK - Nick Folk
DEF - Pittsburgh
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Revolution Lineup
via phone call due to on the road to the AZ-TB game.
QB: Kyle Orton
RB: Steven Jackson
RB: Felix Jones
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: DeSean Jackson DNS: Pierre Garcon
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
PK: Rian Lindell
DF: Tampa Bay
QB: Kyle Orton
RB: Steven Jackson
RB: Felix Jones
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: DeSean Jackson DNS: Pierre Garcon
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
PK: Rian Lindell
DF: Tampa Bay
Week 8 picks
Its kinda spooky down here at the bottom of the pit, not any better being Halloween!
QB: Phillip Rivers
RB: Shonn Greene
RB: Laurence Maroney
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Julian Edelman - DNS- "Virtual Ghost" - LD
WR: another virtual ghost today - LD
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Nate Keading
D: GREEN BAY
kinda spooky today!
QB: Phillip Rivers
RB: Shonn Greene
RB: Laurence Maroney
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Julian Edelman - DNS- "Virtual Ghost" - LD
WR: another virtual ghost today - LD
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Nate Keading
D: GREEN BAY
kinda spooky today!
JackStomp - Week 8 Lineup
QB: John Kitna
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: Indy
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: Indy
TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 8
QB | Tom Brady |
RB | Ronnie Brown |
RB | Adrian Peterson |
WR | Nate Burleson |
WR | Donald Driver |
WR | Lee Evans |
TE | Marcedes Lewis |
K | jeff reed |
D\ST | New Jets |
Dreamin' Week 8
Here Coach sits, on his throne, pondering this weeks lineup. When suddenly, it all makes sense. An epiphany if you will. Toilet Humour: End.
QB: Sam "C'mon Carolina" Bradford
RB: Rashard "4" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Ganga" Williams
WR: Chad "The Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "Toeing the JobLine" Sims-Walker
TE: Jason "I Wish My Wife Looked Like Cooley's Wife" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: St. Louis "Bringing Some HomeTown Heat" Rams
Love,
~Drew
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Wetbacks DFL Week 8 Lineup
We've been here a day or two, and we've already had enough potatos to last a lifetime. Don't you f@#$%&! Irish have anything else to f@#$%&! eat here?!? I swear to all that is Holy, if I hear another "Top o' the mornin' to ya!" or a mention of "the little people", I'm going to vomit all the cabbage and soda bread I've eaten on this trip.
So please excuse us while we bend over and let The Celts kiss our collective Blarney Stones.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 8 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Patrick Crayton
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Garrett "El Golpeador" Hartley
DEF - Dallas
Sincerely,
Coach Ron
So please excuse us while we bend over and let The Celts kiss our collective Blarney Stones.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 8 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Patrick Crayton
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Garrett "El Golpeador" Hartley
DEF - Dallas
Sincerely,
Coach Ron
The Man And Marin Fired
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually not very interesting at all. In truth, he is American actor Jonathan Goldsmith. To further this atrocity, his speaking voice was dubbed over by the voice of another American actor, Will Lyman. This is a breach of contract, and because of the Zero Tolerance clause in each and every Wetbacks contract, Goldsmith has been removed from the team. Since Lyman was never officially employed by New Sasabe, there cannot be a employment release process, however Mr. Lyman has been charged with Accessory to Fraudulently Speak Like Someone Else. Litigation against Goldsmith will be forthcoming.
And the shocks do not end there. Head coach Cheech Marin has been implicated in a frozen-burrito scam with the so-called Burrito King of Connecticut, russian-immigrant Yuri Kolpakov (Department H, enyone?). Marin reportedly used Wetbacks vehicles to import frozen burritos from the Mamacita Burrito Factory in New Sasabe to a chain of Kolpakov-owned buffet style restraunts, Yuri's Yummies.
Usually, transport of food items across international borders is not an issue, as long as customs practices are followed. In this case, however, it has been found that Marin used Wetbacks personnel as "donkeys" to get the items to and from, bypassing all US and Mexico customs laws. The Carne Corridors, the moniker that has been tagged to the multiple tunnels leading from Mexico to the US, have been found up and down the US/Mexixco border.
Marin received approximately 18.5 pesos ($1.50 USD) on the burrito, with the total amount being well above 3 million USD (37,350,000 MXN). Reports are that the reason Marin was such a proponent for the relocation of the Wetbacks franchise to New Sasabe was to begin his illegal behind-the-scenes Hispanic foods venture.
Marin has been arrested by Mexican officials, even though he states, 'I was born in East L.A." Kolpakov has fled to his native Lithuania, and has since disappeared.
"This is an embarrassing sequence of events for the New Sasabe Wetbacks organization," said Information Minister Ron Jeremy, "especially in light of the lackluster season we are experiencing here in New Sasabe." Jeremy went on to say, "Effective now, I will be taking over all football operations, as well as handling Head Coach duties."
"David "Coyote" Farragut is still, and will always remain, owner," Coach Jeremy continued, "Mr. Farragut and I have carefully planned this change so there will not be a noticeable change for our dozens and dozens of fans."
In this reporter's opinion, there better be a noticeable change in game play from here on out. Going from DFL Champs to barely treading water with Jackstomp is not a way to endear fans.
And the shocks do not end there. Head coach Cheech Marin has been implicated in a frozen-burrito scam with the so-called Burrito King of Connecticut, russian-immigrant Yuri Kolpakov (Department H, enyone?). Marin reportedly used Wetbacks vehicles to import frozen burritos from the Mamacita Burrito Factory in New Sasabe to a chain of Kolpakov-owned buffet style restraunts, Yuri's Yummies.
Usually, transport of food items across international borders is not an issue, as long as customs practices are followed. In this case, however, it has been found that Marin used Wetbacks personnel as "donkeys" to get the items to and from, bypassing all US and Mexico customs laws. The Carne Corridors, the moniker that has been tagged to the multiple tunnels leading from Mexico to the US, have been found up and down the US/Mexixco border.
Marin received approximately 18.5 pesos ($1.50 USD) on the burrito, with the total amount being well above 3 million USD (37,350,000 MXN). Reports are that the reason Marin was such a proponent for the relocation of the Wetbacks franchise to New Sasabe was to begin his illegal behind-the-scenes Hispanic foods venture.
Marin has been arrested by Mexican officials, even though he states, 'I was born in East L.A." Kolpakov has fled to his native Lithuania, and has since disappeared.
"This is an embarrassing sequence of events for the New Sasabe Wetbacks organization," said Information Minister Ron Jeremy, "especially in light of the lackluster season we are experiencing here in New Sasabe." Jeremy went on to say, "Effective now, I will be taking over all football operations, as well as handling Head Coach duties."
"David "Coyote" Farragut is still, and will always remain, owner," Coach Jeremy continued, "Mr. Farragut and I have carefully planned this change so there will not be a noticeable change for our dozens and dozens of fans."
In this reporter's opinion, there better be a noticeable change in game play from here on out. Going from DFL Champs to barely treading water with Jackstomp is not a way to endear fans.
Celt's Week 8 Lineup
Aahhh, the first of four games in a row versus the Montgomery teams, and only one w/ a winning record.
First up are the Wetbacks. Our apologies to New Sasabe for detaining the traveling Mamacita's groupies at the port, however the Minister of Health, Social Services and Public Safety is unwilling to risk a national health crisis over a mere sporting event. Maybe he's just jealous that he was not invited for the trip to Cruzar last year.
In anticipation of several casks of single-malt being "sampled" this week, we will anticipate the following 'sober'-ish personnel to be able to take the field:
QB Matt "The Third" Cassel
RB Frank "Pamplona" Gore
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Brandon "Big Mc" Marshall
WR Wes "Wee-man" Welker
WR Terrell 'Mc'Owens (dnp Chris "Sleepy" Chambers)
TE Heath "One Time" Miller
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Ex-" Patriots
Now, if only Russia could beat the 'Canov... ah well, one can dream, eh?
E~
First up are the Wetbacks. Our apologies to New Sasabe for detaining the traveling Mamacita's groupies at the port, however the Minister of Health, Social Services and Public Safety is unwilling to risk a national health crisis over a mere sporting event. Maybe he's just jealous that he was not invited for the trip to Cruzar last year.
In anticipation of several casks of single-malt being "sampled" this week, we will anticipate the following 'sober'-ish personnel to be able to take the field:
QB Matt "The Third" Cassel
RB Frank "Pamplona" Gore
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Brandon "Big Mc" Marshall
WR Wes "Wee-man" Welker
WR Terrell 'Mc'Owens (dnp Chris "Sleepy" Chambers)
TE Heath "One Time" Miller
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Ex-" Patriots
Now, if only Russia could beat the 'Canov... ah well, one can dream, eh?
E~
Whoopass - Week 8
Head down, mouth shut, no gloating.......who am I kidding....my team is the greatest in the history of the league.
QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: Colston
WR: Crabtree
WR: Meachem
TE: O. Daniels
K: Gano
D: Denver
QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: Colston
WR: Crabtree
WR: Meachem
TE: O. Daniels
K: Gano
D: Denver
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Romans often lost the battles and nearly always won the war....
The problem is that you have win some of the battles to play in the war... Ben-Hur is rubbed out. Pliny the Elder… your up! Do not disappoint me… put away your natural history writings and use that oversized knoggin to find a way to win!
The Senate has pleased me with the following Dictate:
Coaching staff and fans will be decimated in traditional fashion (lined up and every tenth man will be executed).
Emperor’s personal addendum:
The Legion will cancel all invasions and other "fun time" and work on fundamentals... like starting players/ teams that ARE NOT on a bye week... baby steps. If there is not an immediate improvement the WRs will be crucified and all others sent to the galleys and row laps around the Mediterranean until their arms fall off. Consider this a “positive” motivation tool. That is all.
-Emperor Claudius
The Senate has pleased me with the following Dictate:
Coaching staff and fans will be decimated in traditional fashion (lined up and every tenth man will be executed).
Emperor’s personal addendum:
The Legion will cancel all invasions and other "fun time" and work on fundamentals... like starting players/ teams that ARE NOT on a bye week... baby steps. If there is not an immediate improvement the WRs will be crucified and all others sent to the galleys and row laps around the Mediterranean until their arms fall off. Consider this a “positive” motivation tool. That is all.
-Emperor Claudius
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Looks like there is some work to be done in the swamps this week...
hard labor and dash of solitary...
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Dreamin'- Going for 2 In a Row
Coach has been active all week, receiving congratulations and making sure players are calm and serene all week during practice.
Its go time:
QB: Eli "Monkey Off My Back" Manning
RB: Rashard "Don't Call Me Tard" Mendenhall
RB: Ryan "Run Faster Damn You Rookie" Mathews
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "#2 Mike" Wallace
WR: Dez "No Mike Here" Bryant
TE: Jeremy "MugShot" Shockey
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: New Orleans "Mmm...Rookie" Saints
Love
~Drew
Horde Lineup - Week 7
QB - Josh Freeman
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Steve Smith (CAR)
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Steve Smith (CAR)
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore
JackStomp - Week 7 Lineup
QB: Tony Romo
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Eddie Royal
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Eddie Royal
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI
TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 7
QB | Tom Brady |
RB | LeSean McCoy |
RB | Adrian Peterson |
WR | Donald Driver |
WR | Jeremy Maclin |
WR | Roddy White |
TE | Kevin Boss |
K | jeff reed |
D\ST | Houston |
week 7 picks
QB: Donavan McNabb
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Fred Jackson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jason Avant
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Green Bay
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Fred Jackson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jason Avant
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Green Bay
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Russia Week 7 Lineup
A half-dead messenger gibbering uncontrollably stumbled into the DFL offices. Half his body was blackened from frostbite, and as he collapsed on the floor his dying words translated as:
"Department H --- gone --- Operation Zephyr --- in charge --- secret base... in the south... station 410B... found something... to help... win... can't be controlled.... they're not... in... control of... it."
And with that, the messenger expired.
QB --- Kyle Orton
RB --- Steven Jackson
RB --- Felix Jones
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Percy Harvin
WR --- Lou Murphy
TE ---- Visanthe Shiancoe
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- Tampa Bay
"Department H --- gone --- Operation Zephyr --- in charge --- secret base... in the south... station 410B... found something... to help... win... can't be controlled.... they're not... in... control of... it."
And with that, the messenger expired.
QB --- Kyle Orton
RB --- Steven Jackson
RB --- Felix Jones
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Percy Harvin
WR --- Lou Murphy
TE ---- Visanthe Shiancoe
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- Tampa Bay
Angola - Week 7 Lineup
It's a big game this week against the Celts. The Barrah has promised a case of pudding to any of these starters that step up their game this week.
QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton "Run For The" Hillis
RB - Ryan "Crazy" Torain
WR - Miles "Don't Flag Me Man!" Austin
WR - Randy "Rollin' Stone" Moss
WR - Mike "Seattle's Best?" Williams
TE - Vernon Davis
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh
QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton "Run For The" Hillis
RB - Ryan "Crazy" Torain
WR - Miles "Don't Flag Me Man!" Austin
WR - Randy "Rollin' Stone" Moss
WR - Mike "Seattle's Best?" Williams
TE - Vernon Davis
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh
Wetbacks DFL Week 7 Lineup
Didn't we just leave this party? Wait, we were high-steppe-ing it the last time. Mongols vs. The 'Backs, part II (and no, JD's, "part II" isn't pronounced "partyyyy").
Here's the chance for New Sasabe to prove that last year wasn't a fluke (even though we're having a tough time proving that to ourselves so far). True, Peyton's off at his Place and Antonio can't get past the injury Gates, however The Horde is still sitting at 5-1, so this ain't no slouch game.
So welcome, Nomads, we look forw - wait, what am I saying? There's no welcome here, just a warning:
Don't go unprotected into Mamacita's
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 7 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Brandon Jackson)
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Johnny Knox
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Aaron "Double A" Hernandez
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles
Here's the chance for New Sasabe to prove that last year wasn't a fluke (even though we're having a tough time proving that to ourselves so far). True, Peyton's off at his Place and Antonio can't get past the injury Gates, however The Horde is still sitting at 5-1, so this ain't no slouch game.
So welcome, Nomads, we look forw - wait, what am I saying? There's no welcome here, just a warning:
Don't go unprotected into Mamacita's
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 7 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Brandon Jackson)
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Johnny Knox
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Aaron "Double A" Hernandez
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles
Celt's Week 7 Lineup
Time to avenge our Week 2 setback to the boys from The Farm...
QB Matt Ryan
RB Matt Forte
RB Frank Gore
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Wes Welker
WR Anquan Boldin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Matt Prater
DEF NY Giants
Off to hide the single malt...
E~
QB Matt Ryan
RB Matt Forte
RB Frank Gore
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Wes Welker
WR Anquan Boldin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Matt Prater
DEF NY Giants
Off to hide the single malt...
E~
Friday, October 22, 2010
Whoopass - Week 7
I have to say, I don't have high hopes for the remainder of the season, and this week I must flagellate myself like a member of Opus Dei since I have to start the antichrist.
QB: Packer Who Shall Not Be Named
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: H. Nicks
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Crabtree
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gostkowski
D: Denver
QB: Packer Who Shall Not Be Named
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: H. Nicks
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Crabtree
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gostkowski
D: Denver
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Week 6
I blame the computer (aha - my brain) for last weeks entry - still not too bad.
Lets try it again, after system just locked mi up before game post.
QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Shonn Greene
WR: Santana Moss
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR: Jason Avant
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay
Lets try it again, after system just locked mi up before game post.
QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Shonn Greene
WR: Santana Moss
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR: Jason Avant
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay
Horde Lineup - Week 6
QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Rob Bironas
Def - Tennessee
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Rob Bironas
Def - Tennessee
Dreamin' Lineup
Its been a very long week at California HQ. The former coaches have finally removed all of their personal belongings, and now we can get back to football. Not that we have shown any kind of semblance of playing football.
But, as so decreed by our new Head Coach, and it has been one helluva week for him, here is our starting lineup vs. the JD's.
QB: Eli "Bring it Home" Manning
RB: Rashard "Welcome Back Bennie B" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Not on a Bye or Hurt" Williams
WR: Mike "In or Out of the Tanning Booth" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Loving the Bennie B" Wallace
WR: Mike "Rookie Boy" Williams
TE: Jason "Golden Boy" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: New Orleans "One Day the Secondary Will Return" Saints
And, did I mention its been one helluva week for the new Head Coach?
Love
~Drew
But, as so decreed by our new Head Coach, and it has been one helluva week for him, here is our starting lineup vs. the JD's.
QB: Eli "Bring it Home" Manning
RB: Rashard "Welcome Back Bennie B" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Not on a Bye or Hurt" Williams
WR: Mike "In or Out of the Tanning Booth" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Loving the Bennie B" Wallace
WR: Mike "Rookie Boy" Williams
TE: Jason "Golden Boy" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: New Orleans "One Day the Secondary Will Return" Saints
And, did I mention its been one helluva week for the new Head Coach?
Love
~Drew
JackStomp - Week 6 Lineup
Mr. Cheech,
I know that you folks down in New Sasabe have a difficult time with the English language, but the proper spelling is "JackStomp", not "Jackhole". Jackhole is the part of your neighborhood Jackass that you love to love.
Here is the JackStomp lineup that will be JackStomping all over the Jackhole Wetbacks who don't know JackSquat about JackAnything!! You Jacking JackTards!!!!
QB: Tony JackRomo
RB: Michael JackBush
RB: Marion JackBarber
WR: Andre JackJohnson
WR: Steve JackSmith
WR: Eddie JackRoyal
TE: Zach JackMiller
K: JackSeaBass
D: JackChicago
I know that you folks down in New Sasabe have a difficult time with the English language, but the proper spelling is "JackStomp", not "Jackhole". Jackhole is the part of your neighborhood Jackass that you love to love.
Here is the JackStomp lineup that will be JackStomping all over the Jackhole Wetbacks who don't know JackSquat about JackAnything!! You Jacking JackTards!!!!
QB: Tony JackRomo
RB: Michael JackBush
RB: Marion JackBarber
WR: Andre JackJohnson
WR: Steve JackSmith
WR: Eddie JackRoyal
TE: Zach JackMiller
K: JackSeaBass
D: JackChicago
Russia Week 6! Revolution V. Horde
***FLASH TRAFFIC***
***DEPT H STILL NOWHERE TO BE FOUND***
***SUSPECT COUP***
***DEPT K TEMPORARILY ASSIGNS FOLLOWING PERSONNEL TO RETAKE CONTROL OF MONTGOMERY DIVISION***
***MUST WIN GAME***
***ALSO, PIERRE GARCON SUCKS THE PEOPLE'S FAT ONE***
*** QB - KYLE ORTON ***
*** RB - STEVEN JACKSON ***
*** RB - FELIX JONES ***
*** WR - DESEAN JACKSON ***
*** WR - PERCIVAL HARVIN ***
*** WR - GREG JENNINGS ***
*** TE - VISANTHE SHIANCOE ***
*** K - LARRY TYNES ***
*** D - SAN DIEGO ***
*** IF DEPT H IS NOT HEARD FROM IN ONE WEEK ***
*** AUTHORIZED CLEARANCE TO ACTIVATE PROTOCOL ZEPHYR ***
***DEPT H STILL NOWHERE TO BE FOUND***
***SUSPECT COUP***
***DEPT K TEMPORARILY ASSIGNS FOLLOWING PERSONNEL TO RETAKE CONTROL OF MONTGOMERY DIVISION***
***MUST WIN GAME***
***ALSO, PIERRE GARCON SUCKS THE PEOPLE'S FAT ONE***
*** QB - KYLE ORTON ***
*** RB - STEVEN JACKSON ***
*** RB - FELIX JONES ***
*** WR - DESEAN JACKSON ***
*** WR - PERCIVAL HARVIN ***
*** WR - GREG JENNINGS ***
*** TE - VISANTHE SHIANCOE ***
*** K - LARRY TYNES ***
*** D - SAN DIEGO ***
*** IF DEPT H IS NOT HEARD FROM IN ONE WEEK ***
*** AUTHORIZED CLEARANCE TO ACTIVATE PROTOCOL ZEPHYR ***
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Whoopass - Week 6
Jugger-not. I am tempted to start the Packer Who Shall Not Be Named, just to test the signs under which the winning by smoke and mirrors. Maybe not. Anyone looking to trade for an old, uninterested, hurt, should-be-retired QB?
QB: Sanchez
RB: Johnson
RB: Forsett
WR: Nicks
WR: Colston
WR: Crabtree
TE: Daniels
K: Gostkowski
D: Denver
QB: Sanchez
RB: Johnson
RB: Forsett
WR: Nicks
WR: Colston
WR: Crabtree
TE: Daniels
K: Gostkowski
D: Denver
Wetbacks DFL Week 6 Lineup
It looks like the He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named voodoo doll I made is finally doing the trick...
To our disbelieving eyes, we have the same record as the Jackholes. My, how the mighty have fallen.
Excited about our gimme win last week, the Wetbacks' front office feel that Sunday's game at The Hulkiseum is our next stepping stone to get back into the running for a repeat title...and then the drugs wore off. Hell, we're just looking for our next win. I think we have finally put together a team that can at least get us to .500 ball.
On a side note, Mr. Knox will stay in the lineup because we know that as soon as we bench him, he'll score more points for us from the pine than our whole team will on the field.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 6 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles
To our disbelieving eyes, we have the same record as the Jackholes. My, how the mighty have fallen.
Excited about our gimme win last week, the Wetbacks' front office feel that Sunday's game at The Hulkiseum is our next stepping stone to get back into the running for a repeat title...and then the drugs wore off. Hell, we're just looking for our next win. I think we have finally put together a team that can at least get us to .500 ball.
On a side note, Mr. Knox will stay in the lineup because we know that as soon as we bench him, he'll score more points for us from the pine than our whole team will on the field.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 6 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles
Celt's Week 6 Lineup
QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore
RB Matt Forte
WR Wes Welker
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Malcom Floyd
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Ryan Succop
Def NY Giants
RB Frank Gore
RB Matt Forte
WR Wes Welker
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Malcom Floyd
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Ryan Succop
Def NY Giants
Friday, October 15, 2010
Angola - Week 6 Lineup
QB - Jay "Commodore" Cutler
RB - Jahvid "No Puddin'" Best
RB - Ryan "Crazy" Torain
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Randy "Rolling Stone" Moss
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Vernon Davis
PK - Nick Folk
DEF - Pittsburgh
RB - Jahvid "No Puddin'" Best
RB - Ryan "Crazy" Torain
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Randy "Rolling Stone" Moss
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Vernon Davis
PK - Nick Folk
DEF - Pittsburgh
Thursday, October 14, 2010
TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 6
The comical Tenth presents for your entertainment:
| QB | Tom Brady |
| RB | LeSean McCoy |
| RB | Adrian Peterson |
| WR | Donald Driver |
| WR | Jeremy Maclin |
| WR | Roddy White |
| TE | Dallas Clark |
| K | jeff reed |
| D\ST | Houston |
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Introducing...
As of Ocotober 13, 2010, the Dreamin' have a new Head Coach. Having fired the entire coaching staff following our 0-5 start, we feel only one person can now run all aspects of the team, make every call, berate every player and serve words of wisdom as only he can. He needs no introduction.
I present to you, the NEW Head Coach of the California Dreamin'
Love
~Drew
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Angola - Week 5 Lineup
QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Jahvid Best (DNP Ryan Torain)
RB Peyton Hillis (DNP Mike Tolbert)
WR Miles Austin
WR Calvin Johnson
WR Reggie Wayne (DNP Randy Moss)
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Dallas
RB Jahvid Best (DNP Ryan Torain)
RB Peyton Hillis (DNP Mike Tolbert)
WR Miles Austin
WR Calvin Johnson
WR Reggie Wayne (DNP Randy Moss)
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Dallas
Horde Lineup - Week 5
QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore
JackStomp - Week 5 Lineup
How did this happen? I started Bruce last week hoping he would not throw up a goose egg and he was my top scorer? There is just something not right with this. Romo or Bruce?
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Marion Barber
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson (DNS: Eddie Royal)
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Marion Barber
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson (DNS: Eddie Royal)
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI
week 5 line up
QB - Philip Rivers
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Shonn Greene
WR - Santana Moss
WR - Kellen Winslow
WR - Neil Rackers
TE - Kellen Winslow
K - Neil Rackers
D - Green Bay
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Shonn Greene
WR - Santana Moss
WR - Kellen Winslow
WR - Neil Rackers
TE - Kellen Winslow
K - Neil Rackers
D - Green Bay
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Dreamin' Lineup, Week 5
I was stopping by the Circle K today, for a Snickers bar. But also because we at the Dreamin' have yet to hire a Head Coach for this weekends game. So, as a backup plan, I thought that consultations at the Circle K would work wonders for our 0-4 start. Now, I do have a special note for our "amigos" in New Sasabe, we welcome the 0-4 banners. Its just so much more special than 1-3. So bitches, nice start defending DFL Chumps.
Now, I was going to talk to these nice folks at Circle K
BUT then I spotted this FINE individual in the parking lot, and just had to ask HIS take on the matter. So, please give a fine welcome to: Dougie. The Circle K Parking Lot Dude
"cho shood start thees peeple for Sunday. I is a beeg fan of tha Dreeeemin so am proud to bee ible to 'elp yoo"
QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Chris "Sheetedola" Ivory
RB: Ryan "Ankle Better" Mathews
WR: Dez "Steak Lover" Bryant
WR: Chad "The Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: Mike "Find the DAMN NEAREST TANNING SALON AND LET HIM OUT" Sims-Walker
TE: Jason "Egret" Witten
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: New Orleans "Stop Hurting the Secondary Larry" Saints
Love
~drew
And
Dougie, Circle K Parking Lot Dude
Now, I was going to talk to these nice folks at Circle K
BUT then I spotted this FINE individual in the parking lot, and just had to ask HIS take on the matter. So, please give a fine welcome to: Dougie. The Circle K Parking Lot Dude
"cho shood start thees peeple for Sunday. I is a beeg fan of tha Dreeeemin so am proud to bee ible to 'elp yoo"
QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Chris "Sheetedola" Ivory
RB: Ryan "Ankle Better" Mathews
WR: Dez "Steak Lover" Bryant
WR: Chad "The Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: Mike "Find the DAMN NEAREST TANNING SALON AND LET HIM OUT" Sims-Walker
TE: Jason "Egret" Witten
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: New Orleans "Stop Hurting the Secondary Larry" Saints
Love
~drew
And
Dougie, Circle K Parking Lot Dude
Russia. Week 5. Dear God.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. STOP. DEPARTMENT H NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. STOP. INSIST THAT AMERICAN PLAYER CRIMINALS FROM SWAMP BE HELD IN OUR BEST GUEST GULAG PRIOR TO SUNDAY'S GAME. STOP. MUST NOT ALLOW ANOTHER LOSS OTHERWISE SEASON IS OVER. STOP.
QB -- KYLE ORTON THE PEOPLE'S QUARTERBACK
RB -- STEVEN JACKSON THE PEOPLE'S RUNNING BACK
RB -- DEANGELO WILLIAMS THE PEOPLE'S OTHER RUNNING BACK
WR -- DESEAN JACKSON THE PEOPLE'S WIDE RECEIVER
WR -- GREG JENNINGS THE PEOPLE'S WIDER RECEIVER
WR -- PERCY HARVIN THE PEOPLE'S WORST RETAINEE
TE -- VISANTHE SHIANCOE THE PEOPLE'S TIGHT END
K --- LARRY TYNES THE PEOPLE'S KICKER
D --- SAN DIEGO THE PEOPLE'S DEFENSE
QB -- KYLE ORTON THE PEOPLE'S QUARTERBACK
RB -- STEVEN JACKSON THE PEOPLE'S RUNNING BACK
RB -- DEANGELO WILLIAMS THE PEOPLE'S OTHER RUNNING BACK
WR -- DESEAN JACKSON THE PEOPLE'S WIDE RECEIVER
WR -- GREG JENNINGS THE PEOPLE'S WIDER RECEIVER
WR -- PERCY HARVIN THE PEOPLE'S WORST RETAINEE
TE -- VISANTHE SHIANCOE THE PEOPLE'S TIGHT END
K --- LARRY TYNES THE PEOPLE'S KICKER
D --- SAN DIEGO THE PEOPLE'S DEFENSE
Wetbacks DFL Week 5 Lineup
It's been less than a week, less than 7 DAYS, and I already wish Randy Moss would go to hell along side He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
Welcome Cali to the lovely confines of La Frontera. In your honor, we have painted "0 AND 4" throughout the visiting team's locker room, stadium, men's and ladies' bathrooms, and in each and everyone of the luxurious rooms at Mamacita's. This very telling moniker has been painted in a lavish and bright neon green color. We wouldn't want anyone to miss it.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 5 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Lance Moore
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles
Welcome Cali to the lovely confines of La Frontera. In your honor, we have painted "0 AND 4" throughout the visiting team's locker room, stadium, men's and ladies' bathrooms, and in each and everyone of the luxurious rooms at Mamacita's. This very telling moniker has been painted in a lavish and bright neon green color. We wouldn't want anyone to miss it.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 5 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Lance Moore
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles
Celt's Week 5 Lineup
For the outright lead in the Rommel Division, our Celtic onslaught will continue as we welcome the "fine" folk of Stearns County to our weekly drunk-fest. May the strongest livers win...
QB Matt "I found Tony" Ryan
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
RB Frank "Can someone else please score?" Gore
WR Anquan "Monster" Boldin
WR Terrell "School ya" Owens
WR Malcom "My team now" Floyd
TE Tony "More touches" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF Minnesota Vikings
In the spirit of fair play, Mr Owens will play blindfolded again, to see if he can repeat his blind luck success of last week...
Edge~
may the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend
QB Matt "I found Tony" Ryan
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
RB Frank "Can someone else please score?" Gore
WR Anquan "Monster" Boldin
WR Terrell "School ya" Owens
WR Malcom "My team now" Floyd
TE Tony "More touches" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF Minnesota Vikings
In the spirit of fair play, Mr Owens will play blindfolded again, to see if he can repeat his blind luck success of last week...
Edge~
may the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend
TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 5
| QB | David Garrard |
| RB | LeSean McCoy |
| RB | Adrian Peterson |
| WR | Donald Driver |
| WR | Jeremy Maclin |
| WR | Roddy White |
| TE | Dallas Clark |
| K | Ryan Longwell |
| D\ST | New Jets |
Friday, October 8, 2010
Whoopass - Week 5 lineup
Smoke and mirrors, or just epic genius-ocity? Yes!
QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: C. Taylor
WR: M. Colston
WR: A. Collie
WR: H. Nicks
TE: S. Nelson (dns O. Daniels)
K: Graham Gano (assuming waiver transaction, otherwise _____)
D: Denver
QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: C. Taylor
WR: M. Colston
WR: A. Collie
WR: H. Nicks
TE: S. Nelson (dns O. Daniels)
K: Graham Gano (assuming waiver transaction, otherwise _____)
D: Denver
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Lynchburg JD's hmmm... lineup 4 weak 4
just adding more pain to the week.......
lets see if anything is awake today..... Whisky was goood last night
QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Laurence Maroney
WR: Julian Edelman
WR: T J Houshmanzadeh
WR: Santana Moss
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay
lets see if anything is awake today..... Whisky was goood last night
QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Laurence Maroney
WR: Julian Edelman
WR: T J Houshmanzadeh
WR: Santana Moss
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay
JackStomp - Week 4 Lineup
QB: Bruce Gradkowski
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Chris Beenie Wells
WR: Larry Fitgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Chris Beenie Wells
WR: Larry Fitgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI
Russia Week 4 Lineup --- Interoffice Rivalry
It's the Commish vs. The Lackey this week! Out of respect for the lackey, Steve Jackson, Felix Jones, Marion Barber, Pierre Garcon, Percy Harvin, Visanthe Shiancoe, and the entire Tampa Bay defense have declined to participate in the game this week.
Also, prepare for I Hate The Commish week next week --- just like Christmas, it seems like it comes earlier and earlier every year...
QB --- The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton
RB --- DeAngelo Williams
RB --- John Kuhn
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- DeSean Jackson
WR --- Lou Murphy
TE ---- John Carlson
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- San Diego
Also, prepare for I Hate The Commish week next week --- just like Christmas, it seems like it comes earlier and earlier every year...
QB --- The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton
RB --- DeAngelo Williams
RB --- John Kuhn
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- DeSean Jackson
WR --- Lou Murphy
TE ---- John Carlson
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- San Diego
Dreamin' Lineup Week 4 = Mind Still Surfing?
Well well well...Welcome to Media Room at the Bowl.
We would like to welcome the Russian Revolution to Hollywood this week. Sorry Revolution, there are no asses clinging to periscopes here, unlike what you have seen in your news reports.
Oh yeah, and STOP wearing fur, damn Russkies.
We have a lineup this week. Now, some of you in the Press may start claiming that we are "throwing in the towel" or "looking towards next year already." We have prepared a response for you: F' Off. And keep it up, we'll send in Paris to entertain you.
The Dreamin' are 0-3. We have a shakeup at the top of the board this week. Something needs to shake loose.
At QB: We would like to thank Eli for leadership and participation these past 3 weeks, yet all his attempts have led to losses. We will be giving him another week to think about what he needs to do differently. The Start: please welcome, Sam Bradford to the starting lineup.
At RB: Hrm. #2, #3, #4 RB's injured. Well, get healthy bitches. McConaughey, you are on notice. The Start: Rashard Mendenhall. The other start. Well hell. We will nominate the Lucky One, Pierre Thomas. HOWEVER, we will also DNS the Lucky One with, drum roll please...The One and Only, Ricky Williams. What has our world come to?
At WR: Receivers- you had a week off and were not allowed to participate in Surf Week 2010. I hope that you thought about the issues, and maybe you will have some synch with Sam at the helm. You damn well better. The Start: Chad Ochocinco, Mike Sims-Walker & Mike Wallace.
At TE: Jeremy Shockey. Rest well Jason, rest well.
At PK: It is so wrong to have issues at PK. Let me say that again. PK. Issues. Just stupid. Garrett Hartley. We hope that this is not the last week we call his name.
At DF: Well. Then. Here's hoping that New Orleans will eat the Claussen.
A shake up at the top. Issues in the middle. And so the name calling and call-outs begin.
~Love
Drew
We would like to welcome the Russian Revolution to Hollywood this week. Sorry Revolution, there are no asses clinging to periscopes here, unlike what you have seen in your news reports.
Oh yeah, and STOP wearing fur, damn Russkies.
We have a lineup this week. Now, some of you in the Press may start claiming that we are "throwing in the towel" or "looking towards next year already." We have prepared a response for you: F' Off. And keep it up, we'll send in Paris to entertain you.
The Dreamin' are 0-3. We have a shakeup at the top of the board this week. Something needs to shake loose.
At QB: We would like to thank Eli for leadership and participation these past 3 weeks, yet all his attempts have led to losses. We will be giving him another week to think about what he needs to do differently. The Start: please welcome, Sam Bradford to the starting lineup.
At RB: Hrm. #2, #3, #4 RB's injured. Well, get healthy bitches. McConaughey, you are on notice. The Start: Rashard Mendenhall. The other start. Well hell. We will nominate the Lucky One, Pierre Thomas. HOWEVER, we will also DNS the Lucky One with, drum roll please...The One and Only, Ricky Williams. What has our world come to?
At WR: Receivers- you had a week off and were not allowed to participate in Surf Week 2010. I hope that you thought about the issues, and maybe you will have some synch with Sam at the helm. You damn well better. The Start: Chad Ochocinco, Mike Sims-Walker & Mike Wallace.
At TE: Jeremy Shockey. Rest well Jason, rest well.
At PK: It is so wrong to have issues at PK. Let me say that again. PK. Issues. Just stupid. Garrett Hartley. We hope that this is not the last week we call his name.
At DF: Well. Then. Here's hoping that New Orleans will eat the Claussen.
A shake up at the top. Issues in the middle. And so the name calling and call-outs begin.
~Love
Drew
Angola Week 4
QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Mark Clayton
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jermichael Finley
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Mark Clayton
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jermichael Finley
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Horde Lineup - Week 4
QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Demaryius Thomas
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Demaryius Thomas
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore
Celt's Week 4 Lineup
The goal this week is not to over-saturate the JD's with the 'cheap stuff', but to instead take advantage of their drunken penchant for going the wrong way on the field, get great field position for ourselves, and run up the score.
Besides, even our 'cheap stuff' is a step up for their palates, and if we impress them w/ our libations, it may turn into a scene from Deliverance and we'll be late for our appointment in Stearns County next weekend.
To take full advantage of our brethren from Lynchburg, we will start the following:
At QB, Matt "I just remembered I have a Hall of Fame Tight End" Ryan,
At RB, the ever popular Arian "Nation" Foster, and
Frank "Can anyone else on my team score?" Gore,
For WR this week we are giving McBoldin a week off to recuperate from the hangover suffered when his inflated head suddenly deflated at the news he would be facing the Steelers this weekend. In his stead, we will start the trio of Wes "Brady's Bromance" Welker, Brandon "Miami Vice" Marshall, and Malcolm "Thanks for the holdout, Vincent" Floyd,
For our TE this week, the Hall of Fame lock Tony "Psst, Matt... over here" Gonzalez,
Our KI, for his one and only appearance in the staring lineup this year, Matt "Please trade me" Prater,
And our DEF this week, for their 2nd, and final appearance in the starting lineup, The New York "Jello Wrestling" Giants.
p.s. - If our scout team is not in Stearns by next Tuesday, please send the authorities to Lynchburg for rescue operations.
Edge~
May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend
Besides, even our 'cheap stuff' is a step up for their palates, and if we impress them w/ our libations, it may turn into a scene from Deliverance and we'll be late for our appointment in Stearns County next weekend.
To take full advantage of our brethren from Lynchburg, we will start the following:
At QB, Matt "I just remembered I have a Hall of Fame Tight End" Ryan,
At RB, the ever popular Arian "Nation" Foster, and
Frank "Can anyone else on my team score?" Gore,
For WR this week we are giving McBoldin a week off to recuperate from the hangover suffered when his inflated head suddenly deflated at the news he would be facing the Steelers this weekend. In his stead, we will start the trio of Wes "Brady's Bromance" Welker, Brandon "Miami Vice" Marshall, and Malcolm "Thanks for the holdout, Vincent" Floyd,
For our TE this week, the Hall of Fame lock Tony "Psst, Matt... over here" Gonzalez,
Our KI, for his one and only appearance in the staring lineup this year, Matt "Please trade me" Prater,
And our DEF this week, for their 2nd, and final appearance in the starting lineup, The New York "Jello Wrestling" Giants.
p.s. - If our scout team is not in Stearns by next Tuesday, please send the authorities to Lynchburg for rescue operations.
Edge~
May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend
TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 4
QB: Tom Brady
RB: LaSean McCoy
RB: Ronnie Brown
WR: Roddy White
WR: Donald Driver
WR: Jeremy Maclin
TE: Dallas Clark
D\ST: NY Jets
K: Jeff Reed
Friday, October 1, 2010
Wetbacks DFL Week 4 Lineup
At least the Vick vs. McNabb debacle debate is stopping everyone from talking about The Quarterback That Shall Not Be Named. That and the bye week.
Oh, yeah...OFF THE SCHNEID BABY!!! And now off to walk The Steppes - or the Stair Master - no, Nautilus. Hell, I don't know.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 4 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Tim Hightower)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Johnny Knox
WR2 - Jacoby Jones (c'mon, he's playing the Raiders!)
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Aaron Hernandez
K - Dave "El Golpeador" Akers
DEF - Philly Eggles
Oh, yeah...OFF THE SCHNEID BABY!!! And now off to walk The Steppes - or the Stair Master - no, Nautilus. Hell, I don't know.
And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 4 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Tim Hightower)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Johnny Knox
WR2 - Jacoby Jones (c'mon, he's playing the Raiders!)
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Aaron Hernandez
K - Dave "El Golpeador" Akers
DEF - Philly Eggles
Whoopass - Week 4 lineup
Just want this week to be over so that ESPN will stop running stories about Vick and McNabb. Jeez, they have mastered the "beating a horse to death" approach to manufactured reporting.
QB: Schaub
RB: Johnson
RB: J. Forsett
WR: A. Collie
WR: M. Colston
WR: H. Nick
TE: O. Daniels
K. Gostkowski
D: Denver
QB: Schaub
RB: Johnson
RB: J. Forsett
WR: A. Collie
WR: M. Colston
WR: H. Nick
TE: O. Daniels
K. Gostkowski
D: Denver
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