Saturday, October 30, 2010

Celt's Week 8 Lineup

Aahhh, the first of four games in a row versus the Montgomery teams, and only one w/ a winning record.

First up are the Wetbacks. Our apologies to New Sasabe for detaining the traveling Mamacita's groupies at the port, however the Minister of Health, Social Services and Public Safety is unwilling to risk a national health crisis over a mere sporting event. Maybe he's just jealous that he was not invited for the trip to Cruzar last year.

In anticipation of several casks of single-malt being "sampled" this week, we will anticipate the following 'sober'-ish personnel to be able to take the field:

QB Matt "The Third" Cassel
RB Frank "Pamplona" Gore
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Brandon "Big Mc" Marshall
WR Wes "Wee-man" Welker
WR Terrell 'Mc'Owens (dnp Chris "Sleepy" Chambers)
TE Heath "One Time" Miller
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Ex-" Patriots

Now, if only Russia could beat the 'Canov... ah well, one can dream, eh?

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