Dreamin' Lineup Week 4 = Mind Still Surfing?

Well well well...Welcome to Media Room at the Bowl.

We would like to welcome the Russian Revolution to Hollywood this week. Sorry Revolution, there are no asses clinging to periscopes here, unlike what you have seen in your news reports.

Oh yeah, and STOP wearing fur, damn Russkies.

We have a lineup this week. Now, some of you in the Press may start claiming that we are "throwing in the towel" or "looking towards next year already." We have prepared a response for you: F' Off. And keep it up, we'll send in Paris to entertain you.

The Dreamin' are 0-3. We have a shakeup at the top of the board this week. Something needs to shake loose.

At QB: We would like to thank Eli for leadership and participation these past 3 weeks, yet all his attempts have led to losses. We will be giving him another week to think about what he needs to do differently. The Start: please welcome, Sam Bradford to the starting lineup.

At RB: Hrm. #2, #3, #4 RB's injured. Well, get healthy bitches. McConaughey, you are on notice. The Start: Rashard Mendenhall. The other start. Well hell. We will nominate the Lucky One, Pierre Thomas. HOWEVER, we will also DNS the Lucky One with, drum roll please...The One and Only, Ricky Williams. What has our world come to?

At WR: Receivers- you had a week off and were not allowed to participate in Surf Week 2010. I hope that you thought about the issues, and maybe you will have some synch with Sam at the helm. You damn well better. The Start: Chad Ochocinco, Mike Sims-Walker & Mike Wallace.

At TE: Jeremy Shockey. Rest well Jason, rest well.

At PK: It is so wrong to have issues at PK. Let me say that again. PK. Issues. Just stupid. Garrett Hartley. We hope that this is not the last week we call his name.

At DF: Well. Then. Here's hoping that New Orleans will eat the Claussen.

A shake up at the top. Issues in the middle. And so the name calling and call-outs begin.

~Love
Drew