Sunday, October 17, 2010

Russia Week 6! Revolution V. Horde

***FLASH TRAFFIC***

***DEPT H STILL NOWHERE TO BE FOUND***

***SUSPECT COUP***

***DEPT K TEMPORARILY ASSIGNS FOLLOWING PERSONNEL TO RETAKE CONTROL OF MONTGOMERY DIVISION***

***MUST WIN GAME***

***ALSO, PIERRE GARCON SUCKS THE PEOPLE'S FAT ONE***

*** QB - KYLE ORTON ***
*** RB - STEVEN JACKSON ***
*** RB - FELIX JONES ***
*** WR - DESEAN JACKSON ***
*** WR - PERCIVAL HARVIN ***
*** WR - GREG JENNINGS ***
*** TE - VISANTHE SHIANCOE ***
*** K - LARRY TYNES ***
*** D - SAN DIEGO ***

*** IF DEPT H IS NOT HEARD FROM IN ONE WEEK ***

*** AUTHORIZED CLEARANCE TO ACTIVATE PROTOCOL ZEPHYR ***

1 comment:

Randy said...

Acting via phone call with the Commish, he would like to remove the starting Lawrence Tynes, now waived, and replace him with David Akers.

~Lackey