The goal this week is not to over-saturate the JD's with the 'cheap stuff', but to instead take advantage of their drunken penchant for going the wrong way on the field, get great field position for ourselves, and run up the score.
Besides, even our 'cheap stuff' is a step up for their palates, and if we impress them w/ our libations, it may turn into a scene from Deliverance and we'll be late for our appointment in Stearns County next weekend.
To take full advantage of our brethren from Lynchburg, we will start the following:
At QB, Matt "I just remembered I have a Hall of Fame Tight End" Ryan,
At RB, the ever popular Arian "Nation" Foster, and
Frank "Can anyone else on my team score?" Gore,
For WR this week we are giving McBoldin a week off to recuperate from the hangover suffered when his inflated head suddenly deflated at the news he would be facing the Steelers this weekend. In his stead, we will start the trio of Wes "Brady's Bromance" Welker, Brandon "Miami Vice" Marshall, and Malcolm "Thanks for the holdout, Vincent" Floyd,
For our TE this week, the Hall of Fame lock Tony "Psst, Matt... over here" Gonzalez,
Our KI, for his one and only appearance in the staring lineup this year, Matt "Please trade me" Prater,
And our DEF this week, for their 2nd, and final appearance in the starting lineup, The New York "Jello Wrestling" Giants.
p.s. - If our scout team is not in Stearns by next Tuesday, please send the authorities to Lynchburg for rescue operations.
Edge~
May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend
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