Standings correction needed...

I believe the Montgomery division standings are incorrect. Seeing as the Commish and Lackey both have other jobs to keep themselves occupied, it is not too surprising. Also, considering how much alcohol was involved in our draft (Mmmm...kegerator) it may have been moot to expect the memory cells to survive, anyway.

I am referring to the tie between the lowly Revolution and Wetbacks. We enacted Rule 3.051 to do away with the nuisance of ties, and 3.052 to state at which point humiliation would be suffered by both teams. While I'm sure both teams deserve humiliation for one reason or another, it does seem that the Wetbacks record should be 8-3, and Russia's 4-7.

3.051 To remove the nuisance of ties during the regular season, in the event of a tie score at the end of a game during the regular season, the defense with the highest point total shall be considered to be the tie-breaker in order to produce a winning and a losing team.

3.052 Please note that in the event of a tie score after that, the tie will stand. And both teams must suffer humiliation.

Sincerely...

Criminals week 12 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Lendale White
RB: Leron McClain
WR: Roddy White
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Lynchburg week 12 line up

Lynchburg had technical difficulties this morning and is now posting same post as last week.

Week 12 line up
QB: Kurt Warner (dns - Joe Flacco)
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Horde Lineup - Week 12

QB - Peyton Manning (dns - Jay Cutler)
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates (dns - Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Russia Week 12 Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Marion Barber
RB - Ricky Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Santonio Holmes
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Robbie Gould
D - Houston

Whoopass - Week 12 lineup

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith
TE: B. Pettigrew
K: Longwell
D: Vikes

Dreamin Lineup Week 12

In order to fight the oppressive regime known as Russian Revolution, I, Drew Barrymore, have personally enlisted the aid of some Russian Femme Fatales for this weeks game. I give you to our left: Ana Ivanovic, and to our right, Maria Kirilenko. Burn in the fires of your oppressive Siberian factories Department H, Burn!

With that said, our русская красивейшая девушка would like to announce this weeks festive game. What? No Thanksgiving holiday for the Revolution. Ah. Too Bad. So Sad.

QB: Tony "Turkey Bait" Romo

RB: Rashard "Dark Meat" Mendenhall

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

WR: DeSean "White Meat" Jackson

WR: Michael "The Other White Meat" Crabtree

WR: Nate "Turkey Juice" Burleson

TE: Jeremy "Ate the Whole Thing" Shockey

PK: John "Kicker" Carney

DF: Dallas "Raidin' Da Fridge" Cowboys

С влюбленностью
Ana и Maria

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Bret Favre
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Angola - Week 12

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB LeSean McCoy
RB Adrian Peterson
WR Randy Moss
WR Vincent Jackson
WR Reggie Wayne
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Mason Crosby
Def Cincinnati Bengals

Celt's Week 12 Lineup

Aahhh... time for annual foray to the Hulkiseum. Do they get their revenge for the can of whoopass we opened on them in week 2?

Oh, wait a minute, wrong team... ahem, do they get their revenge for being the stompees in week 2, or will they get stomped again?

I guess that depends on how much they're suffering from an intake of single-malt Redbreast and post-prandial syndrome from Thanksgiving leftovers.

Our Week 12 cast of Stompers includes:

QB Matt "It's only the Buccaneers" Ryan
RB Frank "I got your pocket-Hercules right here" Gore
RB Jason "Michael who?" Snelling
WR Wes "200 yards" Welker
WR Donald "It's only the Lions" Driver
WR Anquan "I'll teach you to bench me, bitch" Boldin
TE Tony "Did I mention it's only the Buc's?" Gonzalez
KI Nick "Romo sucks" Folk
DEF NY "Denver sucks" Giants

Off to the HOF show...

Edge~

Wetbacks DFL Week 12 Lineup

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 12 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Lee Evans
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Horde Week 11 Lineup Via Commish

Called into the Commish office at the last minute

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Steve Breaston
WR - Chad Ochocinco
TE - Antonio Gates (DNS Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
D - Arizona

Lynchburg JD's week 11 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams (played Thursday)
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Dreamin Lineup Week 11

Well dammit, our new Head Coach has been unavailable due to a movie shoot. That should end this week and our announcement can be forthcoming.
Therefore, flying in Saturday Night, just for this game, I give you our leader for the week:

GM Kiera Knightley. She brought one of her British pals? Sienna Miller!

Well heck, more goodness for our players!

QB: Tony "Chuffed" Romo
RB: "Lucky Budgie" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Don't Drop a Clanger" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Turn Up Trumps" Jackson
WR: Derrick "Fraught" Mason
WR: Nate "No Ronk" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Right as Ninepence" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: New Orleans "bobby-dazzler" Saints

Thank you for the warm welcome, and for Sienna assisting today

Kisses~
Drew, Kiera & Sienna

Angola - Week 11

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB LeSean McCoy
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Cincinnati

Russian Lineup Week 11

Outstanding work by Richard Williams on Thursday night; this is a must-win game for Russia if we hope to stay in the playoff hunt.

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Ricky Williams
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Percival Harvin
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Robbie Gould
D - Houston

Criminals week 11 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Leron McClain
RB: Sammy Morris
WR: Roddy White DNS Kelley Washington
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

At least Russia got all their points out of the way on Thursday...


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 11 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike Wallace
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Whoopass - Week 11 lineup

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: Sims-Walker
TE: Pettigrew
K: Longwell
D: Vikes

Russia's Thursday Night Special

RB - Ricky Williams

Lynchburg JD's

DeAngelo Williams - DNS - Justin Fargas

Horde Partial Lineup - Week 11

WR - Steve Smith

Celt's Week 11 Lineup...

Aahhh, back to the friendly confines of Croke Park and the Rommel Division. We've had enough abuse from those Montgomery bullies to last until next year.

Picked the wrong week to fall asleep on the injury report/waiver wire front, so the following patchwork lineup will have to do... Of course, it is Alameda, so patchwork should do just fine.

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore
RB Jason Snelling
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Laveraneous Coles
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DEF San Diego Chargers

Edge~

Horde Lineup - Week 10

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Knowshon Moreno
RB - Correll Buckhalter
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Antonio Gates (dns - Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Dreamin' Lineup Week 10

Fresh from our announcement on THE Announcing Team, Hillary and Kayley, as coaches this week, have prepared this week's lineup.

It is with great regret, and joy, however, that the Dreamin' have also found a new Head Coach. We would like to thank Hillary for stepping up to the line as Interim Head Coach, along with Guest Coach Kaley Cuoco. That announcement will be made as of Tuesday, so as to not distract from this week's game vs. the Horde.

Remaining in Ulan Bator for the announcement, for fear of being lost in the Steppes, and then to join the team wherever they may be (we love helicopters!), here is Kayley and Hillary:

QB: Tony "Still the Stud" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Suck On My JockStrap Fast Willie" Mendenhall
WR: (Previously posted for Thursday Game) Michael Crabtree
WR: DeSean "I Love The Sun" Jackson
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
TE: Jeremy "I GOT YER RAM" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: New Orleans "Jammin' Rammin'" Saints

Thank you all for being so kind to us during our tenure as "The Coaching Staff" of the Dreamin'. We love all the fans, and Drew for allowing us to be successful and this opportunity.

Kisses to all
Hillary and Kayley

Dreamin' Sign Announcing Team

DFL Press Release:

The California Dreamin' have announced that their Announcing Team has finally been hired. After years of searching, the right pairing has finally been signed, sealed and delivered.

Courtesy of THE OCHO, Drew and the Dreamin' bring you:

COTTON MCKNIGHT & PEPPER BROOKS

The Hunt for the Sideline Reporter continues...

Criminals week 10 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Darren McFadden
RB: Lendale White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Roddy White DNS Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Angola - Week 10

Aaron Rodgers
Adrian Peterson
Michael Turner
Randy Moss
Reggie Wayne
Vincent Jackson
Jason Witten
Mason Crosby
Cincinnati

Wetbacks DFL Week 10 Lineup

Have you ever wondered what taste you get when you mix a 12-year old single malt Irish whiskey with a simply perfect 12-month matured tequila? Well, neither do I, but we're all about to find out when the Filthy Smells Fighting Celts of Ireland show up at Cruzar la Frontera Stadium in yet another DFL Inter-conference football contest.

On one side, you have the mighty Wetbacks of New Sasabe with the unstoppable force that is MJD, the always reliably sure-handed Miles Austin, and the cannon that is known only as The Brees.

On the other side, you have the Fighting Celts from Ireland with their...um...with their...er...


...well, with what they have.



And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 10 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike "F-N-G" Wallace
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Whoopass - Week 10 lineup

Bye weeks are fun!

QB: Carson "We are for real?!?" Palmer
RB: Chris "I need 40 touches" Johnson
RB: Laurence "I am good at the goal line, really" Maroney
WR: Marques "Riding the hot hand" Colston
WR: Mike "What's my name, bitch?" Sims-Walker
WR: Devone "Oh shit, I have to start this guy?" Bess
TE: Brandon "Oh shit, I have to start this guy too?" Pettigrew
K: Ryan "I will accept kicking 7 PATs" Longwell
D: Vikings - "When is the next houseboat trip?"

Lynchburg JD's week 10 line up

Week 10

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Criminals week 10 partial

Chicago D

Dreamin' Week 10 Partial Lineup

Kaley Says:

WR: Michael "Can I Have a Dollar More" Crabtree

Love

Drew (via Kaley)

Russia Week 10 Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Joe Addai
RB - Rick Williams
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Gregory Jennings
TE- Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Robert Gould
D - Atlanta

Celt's Week 10 Lineup

Aahhh... the last match-up vs the Montgomery division. Could my season have been any weirder? Doesn't matter... we'll see how the following group of drunks, slackers and misfits can perform.

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore (dnp M Lynch)
RB Ronnie Brown
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Anquan Boldin (dnp J Maclin)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DEF San Diego

E~

Dreamin Lineup

Riding the Hillary-Kaley Wave!
Speaking of Hillary and Kaley:



















And now, Kaley would like to announce our starting lineup:

QB: Matt "Broken Rib" Hasselbeck
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Reggie "Still Trimmin' Kim's" Bush
WR: DeSean "More Balls Please" Jackson
WR: Michael "Alex Is My Friend" Crabtree
WR: Nate "Burlwood" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Tattoo You" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: New Orleans

Did I mention I LOVE Mardi Gras? Who doesn't love showing some skin!!

Love
Kaley

Lynchburg JD's Week 9 liner up

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: Stephen Gostkowski
Defense: Pittsburgh

Horde Lineup - Week 9

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Antonio Gates (DNS - Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
DEF - New England

Russia Week 9

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Marion Barber
RB - Ricky Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Wetbacks DFL Week 9 Lineup

Goin' back to Cali.

I surely hope that our players keep their eyes off of the coaching staff / cheerleaders / beautiful people long enough to show the Dreamin' that they are doing just that - dreamin'. The glorious thing about football is that any team can beat any other team on any given day, but that is not the case here.

True, the Wetbacks will be beating the pretty out the of the Dreamin' lineup, however the California players won't know what hit 'em, (literally). The Wetback Research Group, best known for their extensive line of across-the-border disguises, has determined that copious amounts of Banana Boat, lipstick, and silicone are to blame for the ineptness that the California Dreamin' are known for.

But nevertheless, mostly because contracts have been signed (and you know how those Hollywood types can be about contracts), the Wetbacks storm into Cali to take a shit in the Bowl - The Hollywood Bowl, that is - and show the DFL once and for all that the Dreamin' are just a bunch of pretty feces faces.


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 9 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen One" James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Austin Collie
WR3 - Michael "Hyphen Two" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola - Week 9

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Ryan "Flash in the pan, but please give me a game at least half as good as last week" Moats
RB Michael Turner
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF San Francisco

Criminals week 9 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Lendale White
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 9 Lineup

Wow... 0 for 4 versus the Montgomery... thank god for a couple games against my Rommel opponents... I think...

QB Alex Smith
RB Frank Gore
RB Julius Jones
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Neil Rackers
DEF NY "football" Giants

Whoopass - Week 9 lineup

The following lineup assumes my waiver acquisitions have been approved:

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith (NYG)
TE: J. Dreessen
K: K. Brown
D: Colts

Horde Lineup - Week 8

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Matt Forte
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Earl Bennett
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Arizona

Lynchburgh JD's weak 8 pick'ms

Weak 8 picks - *&#$&#@

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Devin Hester
WR: Donnie Avery
WR: Calvin Johnson (hmmmm)
TE: John Carlson
K: David Akers
D: Miami

Dreamin Lineup Week 8

Once again, as we prepare for our drunken foe, our coaching staff so busy with promotional tours, Secondary Coach Hillary Will and Guest Coach Kaley Cuoco lead the charge this week.

Interviews have been ongoing. Some of the candidates have been quite shocking. Some, well, been there, done that.

Without further ado, Lynchburg, and Dreamin' Fans, I present you this week with our lineup:

QB: Tony "Second Coming" Romo

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

RB: Reggie "Once Again Trimmin' Kim's" Bush

WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason

WR: DeSean "Winner" Jackson

WR: Lance "Two-Tone" Moore

TE: Jeremey "Grape Ape" Shockey

PK: John "Kicker" Carney

DF: Dallas "Throw Mattie, Throw" Cowboys

Love

Hillary

JackStomp Week 8 Lineup

Imagine the shame BigCan would feel if they lost twice to the JackStomp....


QB: Donovan McNabb
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Chris "Beanie" Wells
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janakowski
D: Green Bay