It made me laugh...

"We can't say exactly what's in the heart of Raiders owner Al Davis – probably methane, metal gears, bats – but it seems safe to assume that he would be willing to spend something like $194 billion over five years for a guy with 3.73 speed."

For the whole article:

http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/blog/roto_arcade/post/Usain-Bolt-would-run-the-40-in-WHAT-?urn=fantasy,184570

Announcement

Angola is proud to announce the hiring of two gentlemen that are taking a leave from playing the game of football this year...

Plaxico Burress as Director of Safety, and Donte Stallworth as team bus driver.

TRADE: Angola and Alameda

Angola gets: Alameda's 1st pick (2nd overall) in the 2009 draft.

Alameda gets: Tom Brady(QB, NE) and Roddy White(WR, ATL)

DFL Countdown has begun...

with the HOF weekend marking the unofficial start to the 2009-10 season, the countdown to the DFL draft, beer, Dobbs-dogs(patent pending), beer, trades, beer, injuries, beer, premature kicker selections, and um, beer has commenced.

It's nice to see The_Corpse of Al back in the mix, although slightly scary to think how easy it was to Google a corpse and get the right medium. I mean, what if the corpse wanted to hide?!? Especially after the Heyward-Bey pick... really!!

Less than 2 weeks for me to get a head-start on completely screwing up my '09 season... I may need more time,,,