Wetbacks DFL Week 9 Lineup

It is not how you start the season, it's how you stay alive during the season...

And now, the DFL Week 8 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - David Garrard
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Bernard Berrian
WR3 - Matt Jones
TE - Jason Witten (DNS Martellus Bennett)
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Jacksonville Jaguars

Whoopass lineup - Week 9

It is not how you start the season, it is how you finish.

QB: Cutler
RB: M. Barber
RB: C. Johnson
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: G. Olsen
K: Gostkowski
D: Bears

Horde Lineup - Week 9

QB - Donovan McNabb
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Earnest Graham
WR - Torry Holt
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Tony Scheffler
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Tennessee

Week 8 Russian Lineup

No, we're not sure what we're doing here, either.

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - BenJarvus Green-Ellis
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Dwayne Bowe
TE - Owen Daniels
K - D'oh!
D - Dallas

Dreamin Lineup Week 8

How we was wishing we were in London watching the Saints game. Sigh. Deeper sigh. Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

The coaching staff had some issues with the lineup this week. We were divided and torn on some selections. And for you fans out there, there was torn clothing! So we settled matters with the all-knowing, all-seeing....Magic 8 Ball.

Thusly, I present to you all today the Dreamin Lineup:

QB: Jake "Feelin' Bad for Eli" Delhomme
RB: Thomas "Stumblin' Jones
RB: Pierre "That's Pierre" Thomas
WR: Plaxico "X in my name!" Burress DNP: TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR: Derrick "Ageless Wonder" Mason
WR: Braylon "Suck IT!" Edwards
TE: Cris "I stayed up to late watching baseball" Cooley
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: Philadelphia "Not Going NEAR that Pitt/NYG Game" Eagles

This may be subject to change before the start of games on Sunday. We got a little toasted and thought the Magic 8 Ball had liquor in it. Once we locate a NEW Magic 8 Ball, we will verify our choices. Arnie Help Us All!

~Love
Drew

Angola Week 8 Lineup

Carrying five QBs on a roster, might just be a sign of serious problems.

QB: Matt Cassel
RB: Jamal Lewis
RB: Michael Turner
WR: Lee Evans
WR: DeSean Jackson
WR: Roddy White
TE: Alex Smith
PK: Nick Folk
DEF: Baltimore

JackStomp Week 8 Lineup

QB: Marc Bulger
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
WR: Antwaan Randle-El
TE: Zach Miller
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Oakland

Lynchburg JDs Week 8 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai (dns - DeAngelo Williams)
RB: Jerious Norwood
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Isaac Bruce
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Criminals Week 8 lineup

Well, damn, just found out Holmes is out because of weed.

QB: Jason Campbell
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Lendale "Touchdown Machine" White
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Javon Walker
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Skins

Horde Lineup - Week 8

QB - Donovan McNabb
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Willis McGahee
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Torry Holt
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Jason Elam
DEF - Tennessee

Wetbacks DFL Week 8 Lineup

Ok, no fanfare this week. Let's see if not spewing snide asides and delivering rude comments has any positive kharmatic effect for this weeks' game.

And now, the DFL Week 8 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Antonio Bryant
WR3 - Marques Colston
TE - Jason Witten
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York J-E-T-S

Celt's Week 8 Lineup

Just past the halfway point of the season and only 3 teams with winning records in the entire league.... amazing.

With their season sweep of the defending champs, the Celt's season is a success regardless of the remaining outcome. However, since the swiss-shit coagulated into something resembling a team roster, it looks like a high draft pick is eluding our grasp.

The new goal is to go rumblin', stumblin', bumblin' into a wildcard spot, then unleash another round of whip-ass on the Whoopass. (It's good to have goals, regardless of how unrealistic they are.)

To start our march into the wildcard, we will start the following lineup to attempt to be the stomper, instead of the stompee.

QB Ben McRoethlisberger
RB Brian McWestbrook (dnp Correll O'Buckhalter)
RB Ronnie McBrown
WR Randy McMoss
WR Anquan O'Boldin (dnp Josh McMorgan)
WR Steve McBreaston
TE Tony O'Gonzalez
KI Kris McBrown
DF Tampa Bay O'Bucs

Whoopass lineup - Week 8

Bye weeks can be rough.

QB: M. Schaub
RB: Barber
RB: Gore
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: V. Jackson
TE: Shockey
K: Suisham
D: Giants

It's a sad day in in football when...

...the Joakland Raiders have the best defensive showing for the AFC Worst, er, uh West.

F'ing Broncos

Lear to play some damn DEFENSE!!!!!

I knew I've always had good reason to hate them.

Jackstomp Week 7 Lineup

QB: JaMarcus Russell
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
WR: Antwaan Randle-El
TE: Zach Miller
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Oakland

Horde Lineup - Week 7

QB - Brett Favre
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Torry Holt
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Tennessee

Dreamin' Lineup Week 7

Week 7? Already? Wow, how time flies when you have all these Hollywood parties to attend.

Well, the debut of our new coaches left a little something to be desired, but our defense did well, so Hillary gets some bonus points this week, plus some hellacious cosmopolitans on me!

Its Lynchburg time again. Well, we'll just treat them like we did the first week. I bet if we put cosmopolitans in front of the Lynchurg JD's, they might just keel over.

We also may have a first this week. I DNP'ed a kicker. Have we ever done that before in this league? Its f'ing crazy!

QB: Eli "On the Rebound" Manning
RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kim's" Bush DNP Jonathan Stewart
RB: Thomas "I'm Now the Starter" Jones
WR: TJ "Starting Against My Own Defense" Houshmanzadeh DNP Derrick Mason
WR: Plaxico "I Like Cosmopolitans" Burress
WR: Braylon "More More More" Edwards
TE: Cris "TE Superb" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney DNP Rian Lindell
DF: Pittsburgh "F'ing!" Steelers

~Love
Drew

Angola Week 7

The Celts. Again? Already? They’re always a royal pain in my tokus. We enter this game against my nemesis bruised, battered, and scarred; and well remembering the thrashing we took a few weeks ago. This week, dealing with byes and the injury bug, I feel a need to seek divine assistance. So please, bow your heads and pray with me:

Purple Jesus, who art on the field
Adrian be thy Name
Thy line opens lanes
Thy yards be gained
On turf as it is on grass
Give us this our weekly TD’s
And forgive us our dropped passes
As we cheer those who drop passes against us.
And lead us not into turnovers
But deliver us a championship
[For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.]

Now here's this weeks lineup:

QB: Aaron "Not as hurt nor as old as the other QB's" Rodgers
RB: Adrian "Purple Jesus" Peterson
RB: Jamal "I can has touchdown?" Lewis
WR: Lee "Harvey" Evans
WR: Marvin "Old Man" Harrison
WR: Devin "This week I go deep" Hester
TE: Kellen "Junior" Winslow
PK: Nick "He's Good" Folk
DEF: San Diego "It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils." Defense

Week 7

Holy crap, we're only a game out of second place?!?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Alright, let's go get 'em!

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Willie Parker (DNS Darren McFadden)
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Dwayne Bowe
TE - Heath Miller
K - Robbie Gould
D - Dallas

changing Defense to Denver

QB: Derek Andersen
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Mason Crosby
Defense: Denver

Lynchburg JDs Week 7 lineup

QB: Derek Andersen
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Mason Crosby
Defense: Indianapolis

Criminals week 7 lineup

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Clinton Portis DNS Deuce Mcallister
RB: Lendale White
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Patrick Crayton
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Celt's Week 7 lineup

Aahhh, the rematch w/ the reigning champs....

Wonder if they're still sore from the Week 2 spankin' they suffered?....

I guess my team has moved on from being Swiss-shit, and is now in the full throes of bi-polar disorder. I have no other way to explain a winning record against the top 2 Rommel teams and losing to everyone else.

(I know, I know... it's a split w/ Bigcan, but hey, It's My Bubble, don't be breakin' it!!!)

Oh well, at least I haven't completely trashed my '09 draft placement,... yet.

Let's see whether my boys come out as manic high, or manic low...


QB Ben "I think I can" Roethlisberger
RB Ronnie "Got Ricky's stash" Brown
RB Sammy "I miss the security of the bench" Brown
WR Randy "Gimme the da%# ball!!" Moss
WR Ike "Where's my walker?" Hilliard
WR Bryant "Where's my hands?" Johnson
TE Tony "I'm da man" Gonzalez
KI Kris "How'd I get here?" Brown
Def Tampa "Carrying the team" Bay

Wetbacks DFL Week 7 Lineup

There once was a team from Alameda,
A rugged football organization.
Los criminales every one of them,
But without a fan in their nation.

It begins with the owner Al,
The animated dead are real.
Only problem is that he's an idgit,
With no sense of taste, smell, hearing or feel.

What bad can you say about The Snake?
The guy's a freakin' legend.
Well, you could say he's an overrated gray-hair,
Whose career hit a dead-end.

Then there's Plunkett,
The white man with a Jeri Curl.
Who dreams of one day,
Being bare naked with a girl!*

So welcome to New Sasabe!
We are so glad you could make it!
Please feel free to play badly,
And as usual, please feel free to fake it.


(*Thanks to Jim Carrey for this wonderful line as The Riddler from Batman Forever.)


And now, the DFL Week 7 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Bernard Berrian
WR3 - Marques Colston (dns Lance Moore)
TE - Jason Witten
K - Adam "El Golpeador" Vinatieri
DEF - New York J-E-T-S

Whoopass lineup - Week 7

Need more Johnsons on my team.

QB: Cutler
RB: Barber
RB: C. Johnson
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: G. Olsen
K: Gostkowski
D: Giants

Horde Lineup - Week 6

QB - Brett Favre
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brndon Jacobs
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Torry Holt
TE - Antonio Gates
K- Matt Prater
DEF - Carolina

Russian Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB- Steve Slaton
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Wes Welker
TE - Owen Daniels
K - Robbie Gould
D - Green Bay

Dreamin Lineup Week 6 +

Its been an exciting week here, with lots of energy around the new coaches. And it was one great big ass huge party last night to celebrate the firings and hirings.
So, in a party morning after hangover, with the cureall in hand, I would like to present you with this weeks Dreamin lineup. Who are we playing again this week...?

QB: Eli "I Got the Plax Man Back" Manning
RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kim's" Bush
RB: Jonathan "Rookie" Stewart
WR: Plaxico "Not a Bus Driver" Burress
WR: TJ "No Name To Insert Here" Houshmanzadeh
WR: Derrick "I Ate Braylon" Mason
TE: Cris "More Please" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: Philadelphia "Sacking JT Again" Eagles

~love
Drew

JackStomp Week 6 Lineup

QB: JaMarcus Russell
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
WR: Antwaan Randle-El
TE: Zach Miller
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Arizona

Angola Week 6 Lineup

No frills, no nicknames.


QB: Tony Romo
RB: Adrian Peterson
RB: Michael Turner
WR: Devin Hester
WR: DeSean Jackson
WR: Roddy White
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
PK: Nick Folk
DEF: San Diego

Celt's Week 6 Lineup

Wow.... could it get any worse?!?!

QB C Pennington
RB R Brown
RB C Buckhalter
WR R Moss
WR S Breaston
WR I Hilliard
TE D Keller
KI D Akers
DF Tampa Bay

Maybe we can keep it closer than losing by the 60 points we did in week 1.... but, I doubt it.

Criminals Week 6 Lineup

Now for a seriously all-Skins lineup for everybody's favorite week, vs. St. Louis week.

QB: Jason Campbell
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Fred Taylor
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Javon Walker
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Matt Stover
D: Skins

Wetbacks DFL Week 6 Lineup

We in the Wetbacks organization would love to regale you all with humorous put-downs about the Nomadic Mongol Horde. For example, their questionable bathing techniques or stories about how they contracted Herpes Simplex 14 from Mamacita's. We would like to dish the dirt, as it were, about the time when good 'ol Ghenghis partied hearty with the bad-boys from New Kids on the Block.

However, we are above making such statements.

So in the view of good sportsmanship, we would like to welcome the Nomadic Mongol Horde to Cruzar la Frontera Stadium and extend free physician visits to all the players that require medical attention for their ailments (ala Mamacita's).

(Note: It's not a good thing when it burns when you urinate.)


And now, the DFL Week 6 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Le’Ron McClain
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Bernard Berrian
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Jason Witten
K - Taylor "El Golpeador" Mehlhaff
DEF - New York J-E-T-S

Lynchburg JDs Week 6 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: Jerious Norwood
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Isaac Bruce
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Whoopass lineup - Week 6

Trap game.

QB: Cutler
RB: Barber
RB: Gore
WR: A. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
WR: C. Johnson
TE: Olsen
K: Gostkowski
D: Bears

Changes to the Coaching Staff

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

Tonight I have the unfortunate, and also, privilege to announce some changes to the coaching staff for your California Dreamin'.

First, I want to thank our fans and financiers for all the support over all the years. Without you, there would be no Dreamin'.

Now, we, the Dreamin', to regret to say goodbye to the following coaches:

1. Leah Remini, Linebackers Coach. She took on some non-football related tasks, and decided that the focus should be on those.

2. Maria Bello, Running Backs Coach. She and the current crop of RB's have not been seeing eye-to-eye (and can you blame them?!) and has decided that she needed to move on to other tasks in her personal life.

Now, we also have their replacements, plus one new hire, that of the Secondary Coach.

With highest regard, we have hired Hillary Will for that position. She is new to coaching, but has been picking up the tricks and tips quite quickly. And besides, as an NHRA driver, she is used to speed, and is ramping up the secondary for some high octane.

Our new Linebackers Coach is Zooey Deschanel. She had some time off, knows how to shove people around, and wanted a crack at the position. Granted!

And lastly, for the Running Backs Coach, Eliza Dushku is on board. Her current work status has allowed her to take this role, and as she is used to running around a helluva lot during her work in the business, we thought this would be a great fit for her.

Everyone, please welcome our NEW members to the coaching staff, and please note that the party will commence at the Hollywood Bowl for our outgoing and incoming members. Booze and Babes all around!!

Thank you all

~Love
Drew

Lynchburg JDs Week 5 lineup

Lynchburg JDs Week 5 lineup:

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai
RB: Jerious Norwood
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Randy McMichael
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Russian Lineup Week 5

0-13! 0-13! 0-13!

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Willie Parker (DNS Laurence Maroney)
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Wes Welker
TE - Heath Miller
K - Robbie Gould
D - Dallas

Angola Week 5

No special entry, just a lineup. The staff has been too busy trying to come up with a gameplan to slow down this juggernaut that is Bigcanov.

QB: Tony "Smilin' Assassin" Romo
RB: Adrian "Purple Jesus" Peterson
RB: Michael "The Burner" Turner
WR: Deion "Hoping the Knee is Good" Branch (dns "Rowdy" Roddy White)
WR: Lee "Harvey" Evans
WR: DeSean "DeRookie" Jackson
TE: Vernon "I Can Has Start?" Davis
PK: Nick "He's Good" Folk
DEF: Buffalo "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do." Defense

JackStomp Week 5 Lineup

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!

Hello there all you little Hulkamaniacs! It looks like this sorry ass team has a little fight in them. It's about friggin time that LT sucked it up and forgot about that little piggy injury and Jackson found the end-zone just in time for bye week. Maybe I don't have to play Brooke yet....


QB: Matt Hasselbeck
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
RB: Darren Sproles
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Robert Meachem
WR: Muhsin Muhammad
TE: Alge Crumpler
K: Nate Kaeding
D: Arizona

Horde Lineup - Week 5

QB - Donovan McNabb
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Earnest Graham
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Tennessee

Dreamin Lineup Week 5 +

And the Dreamin' staff would like to thank everyone for a wonderful time travelling across the Pacific, and across the Atlantic. Many new friends, new places found, and lots of time to think strategy. HA, just kidding. Who needs strategy!

We have a hole in our coaching staff. We have still been hunting a Secondary Coach. We have narrowed the list down to two persons. That hiring should be coming this upcoming week, once we work out the...technical difficulties.

Now, we have a game this week against the "formidable" Wetbacks. And as in formidable, I do mean the trash cleanup required after the game. And, also Mr. Cheech, please remind your fans and players that the outhouses provided are NOT motels. Absolutely disgusting!

And also, I would like to thank Mort for his assistance in providing lineups. We gave him a generous bonus in cash for his role.

Lastly, the lineup for this week.

QB: Eli "Keepin' it Real" Manning
RB: Jonathan "TD with no yardage" Stewart
RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kim's" Bush
WR: Brandon "Hey, I"m Open" Lloyd
WR: TJ "My Name is Long Enough" Houshmanzadeh
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
TE: Cris "Lovin' the Zorn Offense" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: Philadelphia "Lovin' the Zorn Offense" Eagles

Thank you
~Love
Drew

Celt's Week 5 Lineup

Aahhh, the Futility Bowl has arrived.

We are petitioning the Commish to rename this the Toilet Bowl because:
a) That is where Swiss-shit (aka the Celt's roster) belongs, and
b) It's where Russia is used to being.

No word yet on a decision.

At least my one saving grace this year has already occurred, beating the snot out of Angola. Although the potential of giving Russia their first win of the season will erase any lingering enjoyment of that accomplishment.

Even if we win, it doesn't mean anything.

I would like to spout positive prognostications about the Celt's turning their season around after the bye weeks (and injuries) are over, but let's get real, our best hope of a .500 season is good bye week matchups against the others.

The handle has been pulled, the water is swirling, and the season is following it down the drain... we'll wave "hi" to the Revolution, JD's and Criminals as we pass them by...

For this week's drive to the '09 #1 draft pick, we'll try the following:

QB Roethlisberger (dnp Pennington)
RB Westbrook (dnp Buckhalter)
RB Jones
WR Moss
WR Henderson
WR Breaston
TE Gonzalez
KI Akers
DF Seattle

p.s. - any bets on how long it takes California to add Joey to their roster?? I'm sure the ladies are getting lonely....

Wetbacks DFL Week 5 Lineup

The following is an entry from the personal journal of Cheech Marin ~

New Sasabe Wetbacks vs. California Dreamin', Round 1

*ding, ding*

Ah, it's always been good for me to come to California. It's where I am from (East Los, orrale), but these weirdos they have in Hollywood scare me. Sure, I've been around (and done) some bad shit, seen things that no human should ever see, but these Dreamers, ¡Jesucristo! There's less plastic on a Barbie doll.

And let's take a look at the "winning" record for Cali. Through the first four games, they have faced Alameda, The Horde, Lynchburg, and the Rev, teams with a combined 5-11 record. Now, let's take out the fact that The Horde is 3-1. This leaves the California Dreamin' with 3 "impressive" wins over teams with a combined record of 2-10. 2. AND. 10. So really, what has Cali proven other than they can lose to good teams and win against hopeless ones? Sorry, no impression left here.

The New Sasabe Wetbacks have outscored Cali by 52 points (overall). This fact cannot be denied. Studs all around, baby. As far as points go, let's delve a little further. When looking at our common games (Horde, JDs, Russia), The Dreamin' have scored 248 points and have allowed 239 points. The Wetbacks have scored 269 points and have allowed 208 points. This means that New Sasabe has scored 21 more points so far and allowed 31 less points. Very nice.

And what, pray tell, do all these calculations and impressive stats mean?

That we'll lose.



And now, the DFL Week 5 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Chris Chambers
WR2 - Lance Moore
WR3 - Amani Toomer
TE - Jason Witten
K - Jason "El Golpeador" Hanson
DEF - Baltimore

Criminals Week 5 lineup

Did I not give the most brilliant coach-firing press conference of all time? "Weeks, and months, and a year, and time..." Amazing.

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Fred Taylor
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Santonio Holmes DNS Jabar Gaffney
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Minnesota

Whoopass lineup - Week 5

Serious early season matchup. We'll see if we can stay on the roll.

QB: Cutler
RB: Barber
RB: Gore
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Vincent Jackson
TE: G. Olsen
K: Gostkowski
D: Chicago