Friday, October 10, 2008

Wetbacks DFL Week 6 Lineup

We in the Wetbacks organization would love to regale you all with humorous put-downs about the Nomadic Mongol Horde. For example, their questionable bathing techniques or stories about how they contracted Herpes Simplex 14 from Mamacita's. We would like to dish the dirt, as it were, about the time when good 'ol Ghenghis partied hearty with the bad-boys from New Kids on the Block.

However, we are above making such statements.

So in the view of good sportsmanship, we would like to welcome the Nomadic Mongol Horde to Cruzar la Frontera Stadium and extend free physician visits to all the players that require medical attention for their ailments (ala Mamacita's).

(Note: It's not a good thing when it burns when you urinate.)


And now, the DFL Week 6 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Le’Ron McClain
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Bernard Berrian
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Jason Witten
K - Taylor "El Golpeador" Mehlhaff
DEF - New York J-E-T-S

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