Changes to the Coaching Staff

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

Tonight I have the unfortunate, and also, privilege to announce some changes to the coaching staff for your California Dreamin'.

First, I want to thank our fans and financiers for all the support over all the years. Without you, there would be no Dreamin'.

Now, we, the Dreamin', to regret to say goodbye to the following coaches:

1. Leah Remini, Linebackers Coach. She took on some non-football related tasks, and decided that the focus should be on those.

2. Maria Bello, Running Backs Coach. She and the current crop of RB's have not been seeing eye-to-eye (and can you blame them?!) and has decided that she needed to move on to other tasks in her personal life.

Now, we also have their replacements, plus one new hire, that of the Secondary Coach.

With highest regard, we have hired Hillary Will for that position. She is new to coaching, but has been picking up the tricks and tips quite quickly. And besides, as an NHRA driver, she is used to speed, and is ramping up the secondary for some high octane.

Our new Linebackers Coach is Zooey Deschanel. She had some time off, knows how to shove people around, and wanted a crack at the position. Granted!

And lastly, for the Running Backs Coach, Eliza Dushku is on board. Her current work status has allowed her to take this role, and as she is used to running around a helluva lot during her work in the business, we thought this would be a great fit for her.

Everyone, please welcome our NEW members to the coaching staff, and please note that the party will commence at the Hollywood Bowl for our outgoing and incoming members. Booze and Babes all around!!

Thank you all

~Love
Drew