Russian Lineup Week 8

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Joseph Addai
WR - Percy Harvin
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
WR - Greg Jennings
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Criminals week 8 lineup

Heh check out this lineup.

QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
RB: Leron McClain
RB: Lendale White
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago "zero points" Bears

Wetbacks DFL Week 8 Lineup

Here it is, Wetbacks vs. Horde Round 2.

The first time, the Wetbacks got a god-like performance from Drew Brees that easliy propelled them past the opposing Mongol forces. The first time, the Wetbacks were on the winning side of a dominating defense that decimated the fearsome Horde. The first time, the Wetbacks had the home field advantage of the pleather-coated Cruzar la Frontera Stadium.

Well, this isn't the first time. Oh, how things have changed.

For the last six weeks since the emabrrassing loss to the Wetbacks, the Horde have gone 5 and 1, albeit one of those wins was against the hapless and kickerless Alameda Criminulls. Since the staggering, I-should-quit-this-league loss to the Wetbacks, the Horde have outscored their opponents 603 to 285. Since the we-are-not-worthy crushing received by the Wetbacks, the Horde have scored an average of 100.5 points per game, tops in the Montgomery Division for that six-game period.

The statiticians be damned, football games aren't won on paper, they're won on the field. May the best team win.

**cough**we will**cough**



And now, heeeeeeeere is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 8 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen One" James-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Michael "Hyphen Two" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola - Week 8

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Reggie Wayne dns Mohamed Massaquoi
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Denver

Celt's Week 8 Lineup...

0 for 3 against the Montgomery division... could anything be more embarrassing?

Oh, wait, we play Russia this week... yes, yes indeed it could get more embarrassing.

Another week of scrambling, to post what appears to be a formidable lineup. We'll see what happens, but I get the feeling the RUC may get an anonymous tip as to the whereabouts of some enemy combatants... much easier letting someone else do your dirty work for you :-)

We welcome the Revolution to Croke Park stadium with the following:

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore
RB Ronnie Brown
WR Anquan Boldin (dnp M Floyd)
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin (dnp P Garcon)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
Def San Diego

E~

Whoopass - Week 8 lineup

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: S. Greene
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Colts

Dreamin' Thanks

Press Release from Drew Barrymore:

I and the rest of the Dreamin' Front Office would like to thank Hilary Will and Kaley Cuoco for their efforts this past week.
Having been put into this position very late into the week, they pulled a coup, got a few players in line, and snatched victory at the last minute.

In regards to this win, I would like to announce that both Hilary and Kaley will be our coaches for this upcoming game vs. the JD's.

Love
Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 7

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco (dns - Kevin Walter)
WR - Steve Breaston (dns - Earl Bennett)
WR - Steve Smith
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Stover
DEF - New England

Dreamin' Lineup

Well, as most of the Coaching Staff is off on promotional tours, we are left with very little.

Still in need of a Head Coach, even our interim Head Coach is out promoting her new movie.

Therefore, since she is currently without a sponsor, I give you our Head Coach of the Week:

Secondary Coach Hilary Will

Assisting her this week, well, we decided to call a good friend of ours:

Kaley Cuoco

With all that said, here is the lineup:
QB: Tony "Sexy" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Runnin' Hard" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Stud" Jackson
WR: Michael "I'm Out of WR's" Crabtree
WR: Let us get back to you on that.
TE: Jeremy "Injured Shoulder My Ass" Shockey
PK: Jeff "Kicker" Reed
DF: New Orleans "What the Hell Are We Doing?" Saints

Goodness. This is not pretty.

Lynchburg JD's Week 7 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Donnie Avery
WR: Devin Hester
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Angola - Week 7

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Vincent Jackson
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
Def Cincinnati

Russia Lineup Week 7

QB -- Phil Rivers
RB -- Joseph Addai
RB -- Steve Slaton
WR -- Santonio Holmes
WR -- Percival Harvin
WR -- Greg Jennings
TE -- Visanthe Shiancoe
K --- Larry Tynes
D --- Houston, Goddamit, we're sticking with them.

JackStomp - Week 7

Two wins. One game out of a playoff spot thanks to BigCan and Russia. Maybe win # 3 with Jacksonville on bye? Why couldn't New Orleans be on bye too.

QB: Bret Favre
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Green Bay

Wetbacks DFL Week 7 Lineup

And now, heeeeeeeere is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 7 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Ryan Grant
RB2 - Mike Bell
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Austin Collie
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Crminals week 7 lineup

Good lord, am I mathematically eliminated yet?

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Leon Washington
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Null
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 7 Lineup...

Let's hope that's the last of the bye-week crappola for this year...

A few budding injuries, but for the most part, a solid lineup to make the trip to California. Now, if I can only keep 'em away from the equipment girl this time :-/

QB Matt Ryan
RB Ronnie Brown
RB Frank Gore (dnp Marshawn Lynch)
WR Donald Driver
WR Wes Welker (dnp Jeremy Maclin)
WR Anquan Boldin (dnp Pierre Garcon)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DF San Diego

Edge~

Whoopass - Week 7 lineup

Chaos theory explains much.

QB: Schaub
RB: D. Brown
RB: Maroney
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Colston
WR: S. Smith
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Colts

I hate bye weeks...

... sum-bitches.

E~

Dreamin' Lineup

Well, we are going without a Head Coach again this week. Defensive Coordinator Milla is taking the role as Interim Head Coach.

We would also like to announce the firing of Liu Yu Qi, our Wide Receivers Coach. Filling in will be Special Teams Coach Anna Faris.

And now for the Dreamin' Lineup:

QB: Matt "Matthew" Hasselbeck
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Eat Me Willie" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Bite Me RaiderNation" Jackson
WR: Nate "Open Open" Burleson
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
TE: Jeremy "Revenge Game" Shockey
PK: Jeff "Kicker" Reed
DF: New York Jets "Bitch Slapping Trent" Defense

Love
Drew

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Donovan McNabb
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Cedric Benson
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janakowski
D: Green Bay

Lynchburg JD's Week 6 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson - DNS - Donnie Avery
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Russian Week 6 Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
WR - Santonio Holmes
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Criminals week 6 lineup

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Leon Washington
WR: Roddy White
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Bo Scaife
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Wetbacks DFL Week 6 Lineup

And now, heeeeeeeere is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 6 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen 1" Jones-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Johnny Knox
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike "Hyphen 2" Sims-Walker (dnp Mario Manningham)
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola - Week 6

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Randy Moss
WR Dwayne Bowe
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Cincinnati

Whoopass - Week 6 lineup

My quarterbacks are playing one another. Interesting dilemma on whom to start.

QB: Matt ("Frak your dilemma") Schaub
RB: Chris ("Titans, please trade me") Johnson
RB: Jamaal ("OMG! I am starting? Yes, kill me now") Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: Steve ("The current better one") Smith
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Vikings

Celt's Week 6 Lineup...

I love bye weeks.... I get to make my annual "Because I have no other f%$#ing choice" roster post... hopefully it will be the only one this year.

Just to make it even better, my annual whooping by the Horde starts 3 straight Montgomery division matchups. Since we've already stumbled against the drunks (pun intended) we need to win at least 2 of the 3 matchups.... aahhh, the football gods can be punitive at times.

With finger's crossed, and a bottle of single malt Bushmills at the ready, our Week 6 lineup:

QB Matt Ryan
RB Marshawn Lynch
RB Julius Jones
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Neil Rackers
DF NY Giants (only because SD really seems to suck)

Now, if I can figure out where the stadium is...

Horde Lineup - Week 6

QB - Jay Cutler
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Knowshon Moreno
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - New England

Russian Lineup Week 5

QB - Trent Edwards
RB - Marion Barber
RB - Steve Slaton
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Percy Harvin
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
TE - Tony Scheffler
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Lynchburg JD's _ Weeeeeek 5

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

JackStomp - Week 5

It is with mixed emotions I make our team post this week. Obviously we are excited about our win last week, but I cannot help but feel deep sorrow for BigCan for being "that team" this year. Our heart goes out to the friends and family of the BigCan owners, coaching staff, and players. I cannot imagine the embarrassment and shame they had to endure this week just by being related to memebers of that outfit.

Anyway, on to the lineup for this week!


QB: Brett Favre
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Tampa Bay

Dreamin' Post Glitter Party Lineup- Week 5

Whatever shall we do...not even being able to see straight after a late night of disco balls, celebs and the ususal party favors? Oh, attempt the lineup.

QB: Tony "Enjoying the Bell" Romo
RB: Rashard "Suck My Willie" Mendenhall
RB: Brian "Two Week Rest" Westbrook
WR: DeSean "Tampa Two" Jackson
WR: Derrick "Sore Neck" Mason DNP: Kenny Britt
WR: Nate "The Missile" Burleson
TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
PK: Rian "Replacement Kicker" Lindell
DF: Dallas "Hunting fer BBQ in KC" Cowboys

Love
Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 5

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Knowshon Moreno
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Heath Miller
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Angola - Week 5

QB Derek Anderson
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Jerome Harrison
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Jason Witten
PK Steven Hauschka
DEF San Francisco

Why do I have the uneasy feeling that my opponent's Wes Welker is going to go nuts this week? Maybe because the Celts always have a knack of starting the right guys against me...

Well I'm hoping this time its not enough, as my Playahs all bring their "A" game to take the early division lead.

Dreamin' Party Photos!

In honour of Down and Out Lynchburg coming to town, we couldn't resist throwing them a little Hollywood Glitter Party, welcoming them to the Bowl.

The media was present as usual, and we wanted to share a few pictures before they end up on Facebook:

First, here we have our Greeting Line:

Some Displays of Football in the hopes that our opponents might make a game of it:

And some interviews even:

As the night wore on however, oh my, we feared for our lives, as the Lynchburg fans took over. The photos are so shocking, we cannot show them here. It even blew our senses. And that takes alot!

Of course, some of the beautiful people also made it to the party, and oh my oh, what a party we had.

To you Lynchburg, may you make a game of it.

Criminals week 5 lineup

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Leon Washington
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Roddy White
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Oakland

Breaking News: California Dreamin'

DEVELOPING STORY: (Los Angeles, California)

Stories have begun to leak out of the Dreamin' offices at the Hollywood Bowl that Head Coach David Beckham has sent hired help to clean out his office and that he has not been to the facility all week. Rumours are that he has packed up and headed back to London to prepare for the 2010 World Cup being held in South Africa. A move like this can only be seen as a negative for the Dreamin', who have struggled in their four games this season, maintaining a feeble .500 record. There has been no official word from Owner Drew Barrymore yet, as she has been travelling the nation promoting her new movie. GM Keira Knightley, in London all week, had only made the comment "No Comment" up to this point.
As soon as we know more, information shall be provided. Stay tuned...

Wetbacks DFL Week 5 Lineup

Next year, we plan on drafting for better bye-week coverage...

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 5 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Jason Campbell
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Bernard Berrian
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike "The Other Hyphenated Jag" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Jeff "El Golpeador" Reed
DEF - Philly Eggles

Whoopass - Week 5 lineup

After the conflicts of last week, it is a pleasure to be able to return to a straightforward contest against my good friend, Mr. Pickens. Note to self - if you have one of the best defenses in the league, START THE F*CKERS!!!!

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: Brown
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Smith
WR: N. Washington
TE: Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Vikings

Celt's Week 5 Lineup...

Barring any unforeseen injury changes, the Celt's are setting their weekend lineup early to get in extra reps for the starters...

... well, that and the fact that management will be out drinking on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and does not want to take the chance on forgetting to post... (hic)

In the 1st place battle w/ Angola for Rommel Division superiority, the Celt's will field the following selection of superior athletes:

At QB, after a week off to rest, and remember how to find Tony in the end zone...
Matt "Birdman" Ryan

At RB, a triple threat scoring machine, who also likes surfing and sport-fishing...
Ronnie "Downtown" Brown

Also at RB, filling big shoes w/ big feet and broad shoulders...
Glen "Pass The Sugar" Coffee

At WR, with an extra week of healing under his belt, and still no contract extension...
Anquan "Bold As Love" Boldin

At slot WR, without any new injuries to report (1st time for everything) this week...
Wes "Whippet" Welker

Also at WR, proving that anyone can be good when a HOF QB is throwing the ball...
Pierre "Man-child" Garcon

At TE, with a week off to remind his QB that he's a HOF shoe-in...
Tony "Hey Matt, I'm Open" Gonzalez

At KI, providing half of the Cowboy's offense this season...
Nick "Damn I'm Good" Folk

And our starting DEF this week, by virtue of them being our only defense this week...
New York "Football" Giants

May the best team win. And in case that does not happen, then congratulations to the Playahs.

Edge~

Horde Lineup Week 4

As phoned in by Owner Mr. Browne

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Matt Forte DNS: Willis McGahee
RB: Brandon Jacobs
WR: Chad Ochocinco
WR: Earl Bennett
WR: Justin Gage
TE: Antonio Gates
PK: Matt Prater
DF: Baltimore

Dreamin' Неделя 4: Dreamin' Week 4

Just for you, my opponent Russian Revolution:

Сделав торговлю для "Старика Мазона", и возвращения его в сгиб, мы даем Liu одну отсрочку недели. Хотя Революция послала его нам плохо, мы приняли торговлю тем не менее. Революция Спасибо. JackHoles!
Я упоминал что я усы мисс Алекса Требека? Кто - либо еще думает, что он выглядел бы горячим в "GreyFro"?

Говоря о Революции, мой противник в течение недели. Мы все еще желаем, чтобы Вы добавили бы немного цвета к раздевалке. Его темные серые стены и все скамьи цемента, шкафчики и двери действительно добавляют легкое ... мрачное. По крайней мере некоторые оранжевые шкафчики? Черт, мы взяли бы Красные шкафчики в этом пункте.

Наша очередь Вы спрашиваете? Хорошо, здесь это:
QB: Тони, "Улучшающий" Romo
RB: "Лаки" Пирр Томас
RB: Реджи "Да или No" Бушу Ким
WR: Jerricho "Промежность" Cotchery
WR: Devery, "Где - моя 1 Выгода для 100 ярдов TD" Henderson
WR: Кран "Старик Мазон" DNP: Копье "Зажатый в тиски" Moore
TE: Cris "Горячая Жена" Cooley
PK: Джон "Футболист" Подлизывается
Радиопеленгатор: Даллас "Привет г. Ортон" Ковбои

Любовь
Тянул

And now for the rest of you, here's the version most of us can understand (with exception to the Jackstomp and JD's):

Having made a trade for "Old Man" Mason, and bringing him back into the fold, we give Liu a one week reprieve. Although the Revolution sent him to us ill, we accepted the trade nonetheless. Thanks Revolution. JackHoles!

Did I mention that I miss Alex Trebek's mustache? Anyone else think he would look hot in a "GreyFro"?

Speaking of the Revolution, my opponent for the week. We still wish you would add some color to the locker room. Its dingy grey walls and all cement benches, lockers and doors really adds a touch of...dismal. At least some orange lockers? Hell, we'd take Red lockers at this point.

Our lineup you ask? OK, here it is:

QB: Tony "Improving" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Reggie "Yes or No to Kim's" Bush
WR: Jerricho "Crotch" Cotchery
WR: Devery "Where's my 1 Catch for 100 Yards + a TD" Henderson
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason DNP: Lance "Hamstrung" Moore
TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: Dallas "Hello Mr. Orton" Cowboys

Love
Drew

JackStomp - Week 4

We continue to suck and there is no hope as we move into the bye weeks. The best we can hope for is to play spoiler and become an embarassing blemish on someones record if we luck out and win one this season. I would HATE to be THAT team.

Like it matters... here is the best team we can muster this week:

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Antonio Bryant
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Tampa Bay

Revolution Lineup Week 4

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Fred Jackson
RB - Steve Slaton
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Percy Harvin
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Lynchburg JD’s Week 4 lineup

QB: Joe Flacco
RB: Kevin Faulk
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Devin Hester
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winsl0w jr.
K: David Akers
D: Pittsburgh

Wetbacks DFL Week 4 Lineup

It was good to get off the "un-schnied." Staying unbeaten is goddamn hard work. We had a hell of a time getting rid of the 8x10 glossies in the restrooms in Cruzar la Frontera Stadium. For some reason, they didn't want to come up. I guess there's no such thing as bad publicity.

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 4 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Roy Williams
WR2 - Johnny Knox
WR3 - Mike "The Other Hyphenated Jag" Sims-Walker
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Washington 'Skins

Criminals week 4 lineup

Holy crap I suck.

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Clinton Portis DNS Lendale White
RB: Darren McFadden
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Kelley Washington
TE: Dallas Clark
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 4 Lineup...

Wow.... stud running back... 3 plays, zero points,... and it's only week 4.... I hate football players... for a million plus, you better learn to suck it up and play....

This week's lame-ass collection of crap;

QB Shaun "Thank god it's only the Rams" Hill
RB Glenn "" Coffee
RB Ronnie "Wildcat" Brown
WR Wes "Whiney" Welker (dnp Brandon Stokley)
WR Donald "Farve sucks" Driver
WR Pierre "Boy" Garcon
TE Todd "Has-been" Heap
KI Nick "F@#$-wad" Folk
Def New York "Thank god it's only the Chiefs" Giants

I'll still make the playoffs,... again.... but it won't be pretty.

Edge~

Angola - Week 4

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Chester Taylor
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Cincinnati

Whoopass - Week 4 lineup

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: D. Brown
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith (NYG)
TE: O. Daniels
K: R. Longwell
D: Colts