Well, as most of the Coaching Staff is off on promotional tours, we are left with very little.
Still in need of a Head Coach, even our interim Head Coach is out promoting her new movie.
Therefore, since she is currently without a sponsor, I give you our Head Coach of the Week:
Secondary Coach Hilary Will
Assisting her this week, well, we decided to call a good friend of ours:
Kaley Cuoco
With all that said, here is the lineup:
QB: Tony "Sexy" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Runnin' Hard" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Stud" Jackson
WR: Michael "I'm Out of WR's" Crabtree
WR: Let us get back to you on that.
TE: Jeremy "Injured Shoulder My Ass" Shockey
PK: Jeff "Kicker" Reed
DF: New Orleans "What the Hell Are We Doing?" Saints
Goodness. This is not pretty.
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We have located a last minute receiver. Apparently Lance Moore was not aware he was not a member of the Dreamin'. Well, we didn't tell him otherwise, informed the DFL Front Offices that we reclaimed him off waivers, and have inserted him into our starting lineup for the week.
WR: Lance "In Place of We'll Get Back to You" Moore
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