Angola - El Alamein Bowl Lineup

Unfortunately, Angola does not have $1500 in our budget to hire someone of the stature of Shane Falco. But, we are honored to have one of our very own speak here today.

Please welcome Mr. Oswald Bates:

"Unfortunately, we could not impregnate everyone. It is simply beyond our colonic threshold. I believe it was Plato...No, excuse me, I mean Play-Doh...who stuck to the wall when he said one must not put one's transvestite in jeopardy if one is to become a cunning linguist. Hey, I ain't no venereal fuddrucker!"

Umm... yeah...

And now, on to the lineup:

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Jerome Harrison
WR Randy Moss
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Shayne Grahamm
DEF Cincinnati

Tie Breaker: Jason Campbell

Wetbacks El Alamein Bowl Lineup

For this momentus occasion, I have hired none other than the great Shane Falco to speak to the team to provide the motivation needed to win it all.



"Pain heels, chicks dig scars, glory...lasts forever."








(I guess $1500 doesn't get you much these days.)



And now, here is the El Alamein Bowl Lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice (DNP Mike Wallace)
WR3 - Austin Collie
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Tiebreaker - Chad Henne

Wetbacks Division Championship Lineup

It hits me at 5:30a that:

OH SHIT, I DIDN'T POST THE REST OF MY LINEUP!!!

So Brees and Austin are out. And so goes my El Alamein Bowl chances.

Shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits!!

I guess that's what I get for being Hispanic.



And now, here is the "FUCKING LATE" Division Championship Lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Chad Henne
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew (previously posted)
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Hakeem Nicks
WR2 - Sidney Rice (DNP Johnny Knox)
WR3 - Austin Collie (previously posted)
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola Divisional Championship Lineup (full)

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Arian Foster
RB Adrian Peterson
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Fred Davis
PK Mason Crosby
Def Denver

tie breaker: Jason Campbell

Dreamin' Lineup Vs. New Sasabe

We need say no more. It's game time:

QB: Matt "Lovin' Ribs" Hasselbeck

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kim's" Bush

WR: DeSean "I"m Not LeSean" Jackson

WR: Jerricho "Forgotten One" Cotchery

WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason DNP: Robert "TD" Meachem

TE: Vernon "Slappin' Shockey" Davis

PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley

DF: New Orleans "Counting on Mr. December" Saints

TieBreaker: Kyle "Raider Bashin'" Orton

Lots of Love

~Keira

Whoopass - Division Final lineup

One note to the reporter who provided the results of the previous weeks games:

BIGCANOV IS IN FRAKING MINNESOTA, AND NOT FRAKING WISCONSIN.

THE PACKER WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED IS FROM THAT FRAKING PLACE, AND THERE WAS CLOSE TO RIOTING IN THE STREETS WHEN PEOPLE IN LAKE WOBEGON SAW THAT BY-LINE.

On a calmer note, the people of Lake Wobegon, Bigcanov, and the surrounding areas of Stearns County, Minnesota wish our competitors all the best in their future endeavors. Now fraking die.

QB: Matt "Guy Noir is a freaking genius"Schaub
RB: Chris "As I said, give me 40 touches and we win" Johnson
RB: Jamaal "All you f*ckers are just in awe of my genius" Charles
WR: Andre "I score like Tiger" Johnson
WR: Marques "Give me the ball, and we don't lose" Colston
WR: Steve "I need to pad my Giants reception record" Smith
TE: Joel "Thank God people can't have a negative score" Dreessen
K: Ryan "Every point counts you kicker haters" Longwell
D: Minnesota "We have our way with criminals on houseboats" Vikings

Tie Breaker (in the highly unlikely event of a tie): Laurence "the Bills run defense sucks" Maroney

Hollywood Hispanics Support Dreamin'

With the announcement from Dreamin' HQ regarding the opening of a new Planet Hollywood in New Sasabe, a few guests turned out for the groundbreaking ceremony.

Stars of all ages came down to New Sasabe, exciting the crowd with nothing but waves and smiles. And yes, chicle was well-tipped.
Some of our younger crowd:

Jessica Alba visited, minus the Mini-Alba, minus her Fantastic Three.

Wow! An Alexis Bledel sighting. A rarity indeed! Welcome to the show Alexis.

A very subdued dressed Sofia Vergara revelled in the festive atmosphere, apparently looking for the pool.

Wow! Vanessa Marcil looking fantastic!

Salma Hayek in the house is always going to bring out the crowds. And damn, did she work the crowds!

You say you wanted some entertainment? Shakira and Christina Aguilera performed onstage together, and man, fantastic show, absolutely fantastic.

While the Dreamin' were throwing a fantastic, star-studded party welcoming all fans, Dreamin' and even the throngs of Wetback fans, converting to Dreamin' status as shirts, hats and jerseys were handed out.

We had our Equipment Manager Laura wander over the the "new and swanky" Mamacita's to check out their party.

Really, this was the best you could do?

Wetbacks Division Championship Lineup (Partial)

To combat the Dreamin's Planet Hollywood, Mamacita's has upgraded as well.



Unfortunately, the instant that the ground was broken for the Planet Hollywood, property values plummeted like Pam Anderson's neckline. The new and improved Mamacita's (i.e. running water) is now on the opposite side of Cruzar la Frontera Stadium.


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Montgomery Division Championship (partial) lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:


RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
WR3 - Austin Collie

Angola - Divisional Championship (partial)

WR Reggie Wayne

Dreamin' Announce NEW Planet Hollywood

Press Release from Dreamin' HQ- Hollywood Bowl

Today it was announced that the California Dreamin', along with a group of investors, are opening a new Planet Hollywood to better serve our fans.

Where?

Why, how about right next door to MAMACITA'S!? Yes indeed, our fans in New Sasabe need more than pictures in toilet bowls! We have heard the clamoring, and we have answered.


Now...Can't you see these two sites, side by side, co-existing for the fans of each team?
We sure can!
You are welcome, New Sasabe!

With Love

~Drew

Dreamin' Full Lineup vs. Horde

After a year of coaching upheaval, its back to basics for the Dreamin' in this years playoffs.
To lead the team this week, with our Head Coach role still empty, I, Drew Barrymore, announce as this weeks coach: Our GM:

Keira Knightley

arrayed in our finest Mongolian Battle Gear, inspiring our team this week against its division rival, the Horde.

And for this week, we are adding bulletin board material for the Horde, taunting them in a clean, sportsmanlike manner. For the Horde, I give you:

And now, our lineup for the battle this week:

QB: Tony "Mr. December" Romo
RB: Rashard "Cleveland Hater" Mendenhall (posted earlier this week)
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: DeSean "Head Butter" Jackson DNP: Derrick Mason
WR: Nate "The Snake" Burleson
WR: Robert "Soaring Above The Falcons" Meachem
TE: Vernon "BenchWarmer" Davis
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley
DF: Tennessee "I Like Mutton" Titans

Ugh. Tie Breaker. Matt Hasselbeck

That is all: To the victor, the spoils.

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 14

QB - Peyton Manning (dns - Eli Manning)
RB - Knowshon Moreno
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco (dns - Steve Breaston)
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - New England

Tie Breaker - Eli Manning (Jay Cutler, if Eli starts in place of Peyton)

Celt's playoff lineup vs the 'Can

I guess just thinking about posting my lineup wasn't good enough... good thing I laid off the whiskey long enough to remember I actually had to submit a roster...

3rd times the charm? I guess that depends on how you look at it... on to the fun!!

With poor Mr. Ryan still hampered by a stubbed-toe, we will be starting our second string QB ( mainly because we have no choice) as well as starting the running back deemed 'least revolting option' by a panel of experts (ok, they were really the rest of the drunks at the bar, but it makes them feel better about themselves to be considered "experts" at anything, so we'll go with it) who reviewed our choices.

For our foray back to Stearns, we will put forth the following collection of studs and duds, hoping for more of the former and few, if any, of the latter...

QB Alex Smith
RB Frank Gore
RB Julius Jones
WR Wes Welker
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Donald Driver
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DEF San Diego Chargers

Ad Victorem Spolias

E~

Whoopass - Playoff lineup

Good luck!

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith (NYG)
TE: Dreessen
K: Longwell
D: Vikings

Dreamin' Partial Lineup

Ohhhooohhhooo...what do we have here? Sneaking into the playoffs- Da Dreamin"!
And, apparently, we have a player involved in a contest.
So, presenting tonight's lone player:

Brooklyn Decker

At Running Back: Rashard "Stompin' Brown" Mendenhall

thank you

Lynchburg JD's Week 13 lineup

GO CHIEFS!
GO CARDNIALS!
and how bout them WILDCATS!

Lynchburg calls out first dibs on any player that signs with the NFL with the name of "dns"....
What happened to using alcohol and epson salt to get ready for the game?

Week 13
QB: Kurt Warner (dns - Joe Flacco)
RB: DeAngelo Williams (dns - Justin Fargas)
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson (dns - Devin Hester)
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr (dns - John Carlson)
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Dreamin' Lineup Week 13

Good morning Dreamin' Fans!
Our Guest Head Coach is prepared to announce our lineup for this final week showdown!
I give you:

Willa Ford

QB: Tony "Sexy Man" Romo
RB: Rashard "Minding the Hall" Mendenhall
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: Michael "ShrimpBoy" Crabtree
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
WR: Nate "The Snake" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Two-Toned" Shockey
PK: Garrett Hartley DNP: John Carney
DF: New Orleans "Gamblin' Saints

Thank you all
Enjoy the Show

Love
~Willa

Celt's Week 13 Lineup

Aaahhh, another run at mediocrity... how thoroughly unfulfilling.

QB Alex Smith
RB Frank Gore
RB Jason Snelling
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DEF San Diego

E~

Russian Lineup Week 13

Can we make the playoffs?

Probably not, but at the very least we're going to put up a fight.

Ha ha, I am, of course, kidding.

/hates season
/wonders if he punched a gypsy in another life
/hates gypsies

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Ricky Williams
RB - Marion Barber
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Greg Jennings
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Robbie Gould
D - Atlanta

Angola - Week 13

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB LeSean McCoy
RB Adrian Peterson
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
Def Cincinnati Bengals

Criminals week 13 lineup

Nice job AZ football team. Some wild college games tonight.

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Lendale White
RB: Darren McFadden
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Roddy White DNS Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Horde Lineup - Week 13

QB - Peyton Manning (DNS - Jay Cutler)
RB - Knowshon Moreno
RB - Matt Forte
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - New England

Wetbacks DFL Week 13 Lineup

3AM rise. At work 5 to 11. Out Holiday shopping until 3PM.

Just woke from hard-crash nap. Still tired as hell.

Then back at it again tomorrow (sans 3AM rise and work).

Still tired as hell.


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 13 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Austin Collie
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles


p.s. BEAR DOWN ARIZONA!!!

Whoopass - Week 13

Bye week in the balance

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Sims-Walker
TE: J. Dreessen
K: R. Longwell
D: Vikings

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Kevin Boss
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Standings correction needed...

I believe the Montgomery division standings are incorrect. Seeing as the Commish and Lackey both have other jobs to keep themselves occupied, it is not too surprising. Also, considering how much alcohol was involved in our draft (Mmmm...kegerator) it may have been moot to expect the memory cells to survive, anyway.

I am referring to the tie between the lowly Revolution and Wetbacks. We enacted Rule 3.051 to do away with the nuisance of ties, and 3.052 to state at which point humiliation would be suffered by both teams. While I'm sure both teams deserve humiliation for one reason or another, it does seem that the Wetbacks record should be 8-3, and Russia's 4-7.

3.051 To remove the nuisance of ties during the regular season, in the event of a tie score at the end of a game during the regular season, the defense with the highest point total shall be considered to be the tie-breaker in order to produce a winning and a losing team.

3.052 Please note that in the event of a tie score after that, the tie will stand. And both teams must suffer humiliation.

Sincerely...

Criminals week 12 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Lendale White
RB: Leron McClain
WR: Roddy White
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Lynchburg week 12 line up

Lynchburg had technical difficulties this morning and is now posting same post as last week.

Week 12 line up
QB: Kurt Warner (dns - Joe Flacco)
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Horde Lineup - Week 12

QB - Peyton Manning (dns - Jay Cutler)
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates (dns - Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Russia Week 12 Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Marion Barber
RB - Ricky Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Santonio Holmes
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Robbie Gould
D - Houston

Whoopass - Week 12 lineup

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith
TE: B. Pettigrew
K: Longwell
D: Vikes

Dreamin Lineup Week 12

In order to fight the oppressive regime known as Russian Revolution, I, Drew Barrymore, have personally enlisted the aid of some Russian Femme Fatales for this weeks game. I give you to our left: Ana Ivanovic, and to our right, Maria Kirilenko. Burn in the fires of your oppressive Siberian factories Department H, Burn!

With that said, our русская красивейшая девушка would like to announce this weeks festive game. What? No Thanksgiving holiday for the Revolution. Ah. Too Bad. So Sad.

QB: Tony "Turkey Bait" Romo

RB: Rashard "Dark Meat" Mendenhall

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

WR: DeSean "White Meat" Jackson

WR: Michael "The Other White Meat" Crabtree

WR: Nate "Turkey Juice" Burleson

TE: Jeremy "Ate the Whole Thing" Shockey

PK: John "Kicker" Carney

DF: Dallas "Raidin' Da Fridge" Cowboys

С влюбленностью
Ana и Maria

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Bret Favre
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Angola - Week 12

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB LeSean McCoy
RB Adrian Peterson
WR Randy Moss
WR Vincent Jackson
WR Reggie Wayne
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Mason Crosby
Def Cincinnati Bengals

Celt's Week 12 Lineup

Aahhh... time for annual foray to the Hulkiseum. Do they get their revenge for the can of whoopass we opened on them in week 2?

Oh, wait a minute, wrong team... ahem, do they get their revenge for being the stompees in week 2, or will they get stomped again?

I guess that depends on how much they're suffering from an intake of single-malt Redbreast and post-prandial syndrome from Thanksgiving leftovers.

Our Week 12 cast of Stompers includes:

QB Matt "It's only the Buccaneers" Ryan
RB Frank "I got your pocket-Hercules right here" Gore
RB Jason "Michael who?" Snelling
WR Wes "200 yards" Welker
WR Donald "It's only the Lions" Driver
WR Anquan "I'll teach you to bench me, bitch" Boldin
TE Tony "Did I mention it's only the Buc's?" Gonzalez
KI Nick "Romo sucks" Folk
DEF NY "Denver sucks" Giants

Off to the HOF show...

Edge~

Wetbacks DFL Week 12 Lineup

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 12 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Lee Evans
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Horde Week 11 Lineup Via Commish

Called into the Commish office at the last minute

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Steve Breaston
WR - Chad Ochocinco
TE - Antonio Gates (DNS Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
D - Arizona

Lynchburg JD's week 11 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams (played Thursday)
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Dreamin Lineup Week 11

Well dammit, our new Head Coach has been unavailable due to a movie shoot. That should end this week and our announcement can be forthcoming.
Therefore, flying in Saturday Night, just for this game, I give you our leader for the week:

GM Kiera Knightley. She brought one of her British pals? Sienna Miller!

Well heck, more goodness for our players!

QB: Tony "Chuffed" Romo
RB: "Lucky Budgie" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Don't Drop a Clanger" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Turn Up Trumps" Jackson
WR: Derrick "Fraught" Mason
WR: Nate "No Ronk" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Right as Ninepence" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: New Orleans "bobby-dazzler" Saints

Thank you for the warm welcome, and for Sienna assisting today

Kisses~
Drew, Kiera & Sienna

Angola - Week 11

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB LeSean McCoy
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Cincinnati

Russian Lineup Week 11

Outstanding work by Richard Williams on Thursday night; this is a must-win game for Russia if we hope to stay in the playoff hunt.

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Ricky Williams
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Percival Harvin
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Robbie Gould
D - Houston

Criminals week 11 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Leron McClain
RB: Sammy Morris
WR: Roddy White DNS Kelley Washington
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

At least Russia got all their points out of the way on Thursday...


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 11 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike Wallace
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Whoopass - Week 11 lineup

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: Sims-Walker
TE: Pettigrew
K: Longwell
D: Vikes

Russia's Thursday Night Special

RB - Ricky Williams

Lynchburg JD's

DeAngelo Williams - DNS - Justin Fargas

Horde Partial Lineup - Week 11

WR - Steve Smith

Celt's Week 11 Lineup...

Aahhh, back to the friendly confines of Croke Park and the Rommel Division. We've had enough abuse from those Montgomery bullies to last until next year.

Picked the wrong week to fall asleep on the injury report/waiver wire front, so the following patchwork lineup will have to do... Of course, it is Alameda, so patchwork should do just fine.

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore
RB Jason Snelling
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Laveraneous Coles
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DEF San Diego Chargers

Edge~

Horde Lineup - Week 10

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Knowshon Moreno
RB - Correll Buckhalter
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Antonio Gates (dns - Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Dreamin' Lineup Week 10

Fresh from our announcement on THE Announcing Team, Hillary and Kayley, as coaches this week, have prepared this week's lineup.

It is with great regret, and joy, however, that the Dreamin' have also found a new Head Coach. We would like to thank Hillary for stepping up to the line as Interim Head Coach, along with Guest Coach Kaley Cuoco. That announcement will be made as of Tuesday, so as to not distract from this week's game vs. the Horde.

Remaining in Ulan Bator for the announcement, for fear of being lost in the Steppes, and then to join the team wherever they may be (we love helicopters!), here is Kayley and Hillary:

QB: Tony "Still the Stud" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Suck On My JockStrap Fast Willie" Mendenhall
WR: (Previously posted for Thursday Game) Michael Crabtree
WR: DeSean "I Love The Sun" Jackson
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
TE: Jeremy "I GOT YER RAM" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: New Orleans "Jammin' Rammin'" Saints

Thank you all for being so kind to us during our tenure as "The Coaching Staff" of the Dreamin'. We love all the fans, and Drew for allowing us to be successful and this opportunity.

Kisses to all
Hillary and Kayley

Dreamin' Sign Announcing Team

DFL Press Release:

The California Dreamin' have announced that their Announcing Team has finally been hired. After years of searching, the right pairing has finally been signed, sealed and delivered.

Courtesy of THE OCHO, Drew and the Dreamin' bring you:

COTTON MCKNIGHT & PEPPER BROOKS

The Hunt for the Sideline Reporter continues...

Criminals week 10 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Darren McFadden
RB: Lendale White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Roddy White DNS Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Matt Stover
D: Green Bay

Angola - Week 10

Aaron Rodgers
Adrian Peterson
Michael Turner
Randy Moss
Reggie Wayne
Vincent Jackson
Jason Witten
Mason Crosby
Cincinnati

Wetbacks DFL Week 10 Lineup

Have you ever wondered what taste you get when you mix a 12-year old single malt Irish whiskey with a simply perfect 12-month matured tequila? Well, neither do I, but we're all about to find out when the Filthy Smells Fighting Celts of Ireland show up at Cruzar la Frontera Stadium in yet another DFL Inter-conference football contest.

On one side, you have the mighty Wetbacks of New Sasabe with the unstoppable force that is MJD, the always reliably sure-handed Miles Austin, and the cannon that is known only as The Brees.

On the other side, you have the Fighting Celts from Ireland with their...um...with their...er...


...well, with what they have.



And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 10 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike "F-N-G" Wallace
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Whoopass - Week 10 lineup

Bye weeks are fun!

QB: Carson "We are for real?!?" Palmer
RB: Chris "I need 40 touches" Johnson
RB: Laurence "I am good at the goal line, really" Maroney
WR: Marques "Riding the hot hand" Colston
WR: Mike "What's my name, bitch?" Sims-Walker
WR: Devone "Oh shit, I have to start this guy?" Bess
TE: Brandon "Oh shit, I have to start this guy too?" Pettigrew
K: Ryan "I will accept kicking 7 PATs" Longwell
D: Vikings - "When is the next houseboat trip?"

Lynchburg JD's week 10 line up

Week 10

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Criminals week 10 partial

Chicago D

Dreamin' Week 10 Partial Lineup

Kaley Says:

WR: Michael "Can I Have a Dollar More" Crabtree

Love

Drew (via Kaley)

Russia Week 10 Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Joe Addai
RB - Rick Williams
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Gregory Jennings
TE- Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Robert Gould
D - Atlanta

Celt's Week 10 Lineup

Aahhh... the last match-up vs the Montgomery division. Could my season have been any weirder? Doesn't matter... we'll see how the following group of drunks, slackers and misfits can perform.

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore (dnp M Lynch)
RB Ronnie Brown
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Anquan Boldin (dnp J Maclin)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DEF San Diego

E~

Dreamin Lineup

Riding the Hillary-Kaley Wave!
Speaking of Hillary and Kaley:



















And now, Kaley would like to announce our starting lineup:

QB: Matt "Broken Rib" Hasselbeck
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Reggie "Still Trimmin' Kim's" Bush
WR: DeSean "More Balls Please" Jackson
WR: Michael "Alex Is My Friend" Crabtree
WR: Nate "Burlwood" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Tattoo You" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: New Orleans

Did I mention I LOVE Mardi Gras? Who doesn't love showing some skin!!

Love
Kaley

Lynchburg JD's Week 9 liner up

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: Stephen Gostkowski
Defense: Pittsburgh

Horde Lineup - Week 9

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Antonio Gates (DNS - Heath Miller)
K - Matt Prater
DEF - New England

Russia Week 9

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Marion Barber
RB - Ricky Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Wetbacks DFL Week 9 Lineup

Goin' back to Cali.

I surely hope that our players keep their eyes off of the coaching staff / cheerleaders / beautiful people long enough to show the Dreamin' that they are doing just that - dreamin'. The glorious thing about football is that any team can beat any other team on any given day, but that is not the case here.

True, the Wetbacks will be beating the pretty out the of the Dreamin' lineup, however the California players won't know what hit 'em, (literally). The Wetback Research Group, best known for their extensive line of across-the-border disguises, has determined that copious amounts of Banana Boat, lipstick, and silicone are to blame for the ineptness that the California Dreamin' are known for.

But nevertheless, mostly because contracts have been signed (and you know how those Hollywood types can be about contracts), the Wetbacks storm into Cali to take a shit in the Bowl - The Hollywood Bowl, that is - and show the DFL once and for all that the Dreamin' are just a bunch of pretty feces faces.


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 9 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen One" James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Austin Collie
WR3 - Michael "Hyphen Two" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola - Week 9

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Ryan "Flash in the pan, but please give me a game at least half as good as last week" Moats
RB Michael Turner
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF San Francisco

Criminals week 9 lineup

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Lendale White
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 9 Lineup

Wow... 0 for 4 versus the Montgomery... thank god for a couple games against my Rommel opponents... I think...

QB Alex Smith
RB Frank Gore
RB Julius Jones
WR Wes Welker
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Neil Rackers
DEF NY "football" Giants

Whoopass - Week 9 lineup

The following lineup assumes my waiver acquisitions have been approved:

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: J. Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith (NYG)
TE: J. Dreessen
K: K. Brown
D: Colts

Horde Lineup - Week 8

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Matt Forte
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Earl Bennett
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Arizona

Lynchburgh JD's weak 8 pick'ms

Weak 8 picks - *&#$&#@

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Devin Hester
WR: Donnie Avery
WR: Calvin Johnson (hmmmm)
TE: John Carlson
K: David Akers
D: Miami

Dreamin Lineup Week 8

Once again, as we prepare for our drunken foe, our coaching staff so busy with promotional tours, Secondary Coach Hillary Will and Guest Coach Kaley Cuoco lead the charge this week.

Interviews have been ongoing. Some of the candidates have been quite shocking. Some, well, been there, done that.

Without further ado, Lynchburg, and Dreamin' Fans, I present you this week with our lineup:

QB: Tony "Second Coming" Romo

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

RB: Reggie "Once Again Trimmin' Kim's" Bush

WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason

WR: DeSean "Winner" Jackson

WR: Lance "Two-Tone" Moore

TE: Jeremey "Grape Ape" Shockey

PK: John "Kicker" Carney

DF: Dallas "Throw Mattie, Throw" Cowboys

Love

Hillary

JackStomp Week 8 Lineup

Imagine the shame BigCan would feel if they lost twice to the JackStomp....


QB: Donovan McNabb
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Chris "Beanie" Wells
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janakowski
D: Green Bay

Russian Lineup Week 8

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Joseph Addai
WR - Percy Harvin
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
WR - Greg Jennings
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Criminals week 8 lineup

Heh check out this lineup.

QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
RB: Leron McClain
RB: Lendale White
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago "zero points" Bears

Wetbacks DFL Week 8 Lineup

Here it is, Wetbacks vs. Horde Round 2.

The first time, the Wetbacks got a god-like performance from Drew Brees that easliy propelled them past the opposing Mongol forces. The first time, the Wetbacks were on the winning side of a dominating defense that decimated the fearsome Horde. The first time, the Wetbacks had the home field advantage of the pleather-coated Cruzar la Frontera Stadium.

Well, this isn't the first time. Oh, how things have changed.

For the last six weeks since the emabrrassing loss to the Wetbacks, the Horde have gone 5 and 1, albeit one of those wins was against the hapless and kickerless Alameda Criminulls. Since the staggering, I-should-quit-this-league loss to the Wetbacks, the Horde have outscored their opponents 603 to 285. Since the we-are-not-worthy crushing received by the Wetbacks, the Horde have scored an average of 100.5 points per game, tops in the Montgomery Division for that six-game period.

The statiticians be damned, football games aren't won on paper, they're won on the field. May the best team win.

**cough**we will**cough**



And now, heeeeeeeere is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 8 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen One" James-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Michael "Hyphen Two" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola - Week 8

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Reggie Wayne dns Mohamed Massaquoi
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Denver

Celt's Week 8 Lineup...

0 for 3 against the Montgomery division... could anything be more embarrassing?

Oh, wait, we play Russia this week... yes, yes indeed it could get more embarrassing.

Another week of scrambling, to post what appears to be a formidable lineup. We'll see what happens, but I get the feeling the RUC may get an anonymous tip as to the whereabouts of some enemy combatants... much easier letting someone else do your dirty work for you :-)

We welcome the Revolution to Croke Park stadium with the following:

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore
RB Ronnie Brown
WR Anquan Boldin (dnp M Floyd)
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin (dnp P Garcon)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
Def San Diego

E~

Whoopass - Week 8 lineup

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: S. Greene
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Colts

Dreamin' Thanks

Press Release from Drew Barrymore:

I and the rest of the Dreamin' Front Office would like to thank Hilary Will and Kaley Cuoco for their efforts this past week.
Having been put into this position very late into the week, they pulled a coup, got a few players in line, and snatched victory at the last minute.

In regards to this win, I would like to announce that both Hilary and Kaley will be our coaches for this upcoming game vs. the JD's.

Love
Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 7

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco (dns - Kevin Walter)
WR - Steve Breaston (dns - Earl Bennett)
WR - Steve Smith
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Stover
DEF - New England

Dreamin' Lineup

Well, as most of the Coaching Staff is off on promotional tours, we are left with very little.

Still in need of a Head Coach, even our interim Head Coach is out promoting her new movie.

Therefore, since she is currently without a sponsor, I give you our Head Coach of the Week:

Secondary Coach Hilary Will

Assisting her this week, well, we decided to call a good friend of ours:

Kaley Cuoco

With all that said, here is the lineup:
QB: Tony "Sexy" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Runnin' Hard" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Stud" Jackson
WR: Michael "I'm Out of WR's" Crabtree
WR: Let us get back to you on that.
TE: Jeremy "Injured Shoulder My Ass" Shockey
PK: Jeff "Kicker" Reed
DF: New Orleans "What the Hell Are We Doing?" Saints

Goodness. This is not pretty.

Lynchburg JD's Week 7 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Donnie Avery
WR: Devin Hester
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winslow Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Angola - Week 7

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Vincent Jackson
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
Def Cincinnati

Russia Lineup Week 7

QB -- Phil Rivers
RB -- Joseph Addai
RB -- Steve Slaton
WR -- Santonio Holmes
WR -- Percival Harvin
WR -- Greg Jennings
TE -- Visanthe Shiancoe
K --- Larry Tynes
D --- Houston, Goddamit, we're sticking with them.

JackStomp - Week 7

Two wins. One game out of a playoff spot thanks to BigCan and Russia. Maybe win # 3 with Jacksonville on bye? Why couldn't New Orleans be on bye too.

QB: Bret Favre
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Green Bay

Wetbacks DFL Week 7 Lineup

And now, heeeeeeeere is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 7 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Ryan Grant
RB2 - Mike Bell
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Austin Collie
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Crminals week 7 lineup

Good lord, am I mathematically eliminated yet?

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Leon Washington
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Null
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 7 Lineup...

Let's hope that's the last of the bye-week crappola for this year...

A few budding injuries, but for the most part, a solid lineup to make the trip to California. Now, if I can only keep 'em away from the equipment girl this time :-/

QB Matt Ryan
RB Ronnie Brown
RB Frank Gore (dnp Marshawn Lynch)
WR Donald Driver
WR Wes Welker (dnp Jeremy Maclin)
WR Anquan Boldin (dnp Pierre Garcon)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Nick Folk
DF San Diego

Edge~

Whoopass - Week 7 lineup

Chaos theory explains much.

QB: Schaub
RB: D. Brown
RB: Maroney
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Colston
WR: S. Smith
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Colts

I hate bye weeks...

... sum-bitches.

E~

Dreamin' Lineup

Well, we are going without a Head Coach again this week. Defensive Coordinator Milla is taking the role as Interim Head Coach.

We would also like to announce the firing of Liu Yu Qi, our Wide Receivers Coach. Filling in will be Special Teams Coach Anna Faris.

And now for the Dreamin' Lineup:

QB: Matt "Matthew" Hasselbeck
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "Eat Me Willie" Mendenhall
WR: DeSean "Bite Me RaiderNation" Jackson
WR: Nate "Open Open" Burleson
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
TE: Jeremy "Revenge Game" Shockey
PK: Jeff "Kicker" Reed
DF: New York Jets "Bitch Slapping Trent" Defense

Love
Drew

JackStomp Lineup

QB: Donovan McNabb
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Cedric Benson
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janakowski
D: Green Bay

Lynchburg JD's Week 6 lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson - DNS - Donnie Avery
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

Russian Week 6 Lineup

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Steve Slaton
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
WR - Santonio Holmes
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Criminals week 6 lineup

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Leon Washington
WR: Roddy White
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Bo Scaife
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Wetbacks DFL Week 6 Lineup

And now, heeeeeeeere is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 6 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen 1" Jones-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Johnny Knox
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike "Hyphen 2" Sims-Walker (dnp Mario Manningham)
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles

Angola - Week 6

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Randy Moss
WR Dwayne Bowe
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Cincinnati

Whoopass - Week 6 lineup

My quarterbacks are playing one another. Interesting dilemma on whom to start.

QB: Matt ("Frak your dilemma") Schaub
RB: Chris ("Titans, please trade me") Johnson
RB: Jamaal ("OMG! I am starting? Yes, kill me now") Charles
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: Steve ("The current better one") Smith
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Vikings

Celt's Week 6 Lineup...

I love bye weeks.... I get to make my annual "Because I have no other f%$#ing choice" roster post... hopefully it will be the only one this year.

Just to make it even better, my annual whooping by the Horde starts 3 straight Montgomery division matchups. Since we've already stumbled against the drunks (pun intended) we need to win at least 2 of the 3 matchups.... aahhh, the football gods can be punitive at times.

With finger's crossed, and a bottle of single malt Bushmills at the ready, our Week 6 lineup:

QB Matt Ryan
RB Marshawn Lynch
RB Julius Jones
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Donald Driver
WR Jeremy Maclin
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Neil Rackers
DF NY Giants (only because SD really seems to suck)

Now, if I can figure out where the stadium is...

Horde Lineup - Week 6

QB - Jay Cutler
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Knowshon Moreno
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - New England

Russian Lineup Week 5

QB - Trent Edwards
RB - Marion Barber
RB - Steve Slaton
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Percy Harvin
WR - TJ Houshmandzadeh
TE - Tony Scheffler
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Lynchburg JD's _ Weeeeeek 5

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: Stephen Gostkowski
D: Pittsburgh

JackStomp - Week 5

It is with mixed emotions I make our team post this week. Obviously we are excited about our win last week, but I cannot help but feel deep sorrow for BigCan for being "that team" this year. Our heart goes out to the friends and family of the BigCan owners, coaching staff, and players. I cannot imagine the embarrassment and shame they had to endure this week just by being related to memebers of that outfit.

Anyway, on to the lineup for this week!


QB: Brett Favre
RB: Thomas Jones
RB: Stephen Jackson
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Tampa Bay

Dreamin' Post Glitter Party Lineup- Week 5

Whatever shall we do...not even being able to see straight after a late night of disco balls, celebs and the ususal party favors? Oh, attempt the lineup.

QB: Tony "Enjoying the Bell" Romo
RB: Rashard "Suck My Willie" Mendenhall
RB: Brian "Two Week Rest" Westbrook
WR: DeSean "Tampa Two" Jackson
WR: Derrick "Sore Neck" Mason DNP: Kenny Britt
WR: Nate "The Missile" Burleson
TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
PK: Rian "Replacement Kicker" Lindell
DF: Dallas "Hunting fer BBQ in KC" Cowboys

Love
Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 5

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Knowshon Moreno
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Kevin Walter
TE - Heath Miller
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Angola - Week 5

QB Derek Anderson
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Jerome Harrison
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Brandon Marshall
TE Jason Witten
PK Steven Hauschka
DEF San Francisco

Why do I have the uneasy feeling that my opponent's Wes Welker is going to go nuts this week? Maybe because the Celts always have a knack of starting the right guys against me...

Well I'm hoping this time its not enough, as my Playahs all bring their "A" game to take the early division lead.

Dreamin' Party Photos!

In honour of Down and Out Lynchburg coming to town, we couldn't resist throwing them a little Hollywood Glitter Party, welcoming them to the Bowl.

The media was present as usual, and we wanted to share a few pictures before they end up on Facebook:

First, here we have our Greeting Line:

Some Displays of Football in the hopes that our opponents might make a game of it:

And some interviews even:

As the night wore on however, oh my, we feared for our lives, as the Lynchburg fans took over. The photos are so shocking, we cannot show them here. It even blew our senses. And that takes alot!

Of course, some of the beautiful people also made it to the party, and oh my oh, what a party we had.

To you Lynchburg, may you make a game of it.

Criminals week 5 lineup

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Leon Washington
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Roddy White
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Oakland

Breaking News: California Dreamin'

DEVELOPING STORY: (Los Angeles, California)

Stories have begun to leak out of the Dreamin' offices at the Hollywood Bowl that Head Coach David Beckham has sent hired help to clean out his office and that he has not been to the facility all week. Rumours are that he has packed up and headed back to London to prepare for the 2010 World Cup being held in South Africa. A move like this can only be seen as a negative for the Dreamin', who have struggled in their four games this season, maintaining a feeble .500 record. There has been no official word from Owner Drew Barrymore yet, as she has been travelling the nation promoting her new movie. GM Keira Knightley, in London all week, had only made the comment "No Comment" up to this point.
As soon as we know more, information shall be provided. Stay tuned...

Wetbacks DFL Week 5 Lineup

Next year, we plan on drafting for better bye-week coverage...

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 5 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Jason Campbell
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Bernard Berrian
WR2 - Sidney Rice
WR3 - Mike "The Other Hyphenated Jag" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Jeff "El Golpeador" Reed
DEF - Philly Eggles

Whoopass - Week 5 lineup

After the conflicts of last week, it is a pleasure to be able to return to a straightforward contest against my good friend, Mr. Pickens. Note to self - if you have one of the best defenses in the league, START THE F*CKERS!!!!

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: Brown
WR: A. Johnson
WR: Smith
WR: N. Washington
TE: Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Vikings

Celt's Week 5 Lineup...

Barring any unforeseen injury changes, the Celt's are setting their weekend lineup early to get in extra reps for the starters...

... well, that and the fact that management will be out drinking on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and does not want to take the chance on forgetting to post... (hic)

In the 1st place battle w/ Angola for Rommel Division superiority, the Celt's will field the following selection of superior athletes:

At QB, after a week off to rest, and remember how to find Tony in the end zone...
Matt "Birdman" Ryan

At RB, a triple threat scoring machine, who also likes surfing and sport-fishing...
Ronnie "Downtown" Brown

Also at RB, filling big shoes w/ big feet and broad shoulders...
Glen "Pass The Sugar" Coffee

At WR, with an extra week of healing under his belt, and still no contract extension...
Anquan "Bold As Love" Boldin

At slot WR, without any new injuries to report (1st time for everything) this week...
Wes "Whippet" Welker

Also at WR, proving that anyone can be good when a HOF QB is throwing the ball...
Pierre "Man-child" Garcon

At TE, with a week off to remind his QB that he's a HOF shoe-in...
Tony "Hey Matt, I'm Open" Gonzalez

At KI, providing half of the Cowboy's offense this season...
Nick "Damn I'm Good" Folk

And our starting DEF this week, by virtue of them being our only defense this week...
New York "Football" Giants

May the best team win. And in case that does not happen, then congratulations to the Playahs.

Edge~

Horde Lineup Week 4

As phoned in by Owner Mr. Browne

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Matt Forte DNS: Willis McGahee
RB: Brandon Jacobs
WR: Chad Ochocinco
WR: Earl Bennett
WR: Justin Gage
TE: Antonio Gates
PK: Matt Prater
DF: Baltimore

Dreamin' Неделя 4: Dreamin' Week 4

Just for you, my opponent Russian Revolution:

Сделав торговлю для "Старика Мазона", и возвращения его в сгиб, мы даем Liu одну отсрочку недели. Хотя Революция послала его нам плохо, мы приняли торговлю тем не менее. Революция Спасибо. JackHoles!
Я упоминал что я усы мисс Алекса Требека? Кто - либо еще думает, что он выглядел бы горячим в "GreyFro"?

Говоря о Революции, мой противник в течение недели. Мы все еще желаем, чтобы Вы добавили бы немного цвета к раздевалке. Его темные серые стены и все скамьи цемента, шкафчики и двери действительно добавляют легкое ... мрачное. По крайней мере некоторые оранжевые шкафчики? Черт, мы взяли бы Красные шкафчики в этом пункте.

Наша очередь Вы спрашиваете? Хорошо, здесь это:
QB: Тони, "Улучшающий" Romo
RB: "Лаки" Пирр Томас
RB: Реджи "Да или No" Бушу Ким
WR: Jerricho "Промежность" Cotchery
WR: Devery, "Где - моя 1 Выгода для 100 ярдов TD" Henderson
WR: Кран "Старик Мазон" DNP: Копье "Зажатый в тиски" Moore
TE: Cris "Горячая Жена" Cooley
PK: Джон "Футболист" Подлизывается
Радиопеленгатор: Даллас "Привет г. Ортон" Ковбои

Любовь
Тянул

And now for the rest of you, here's the version most of us can understand (with exception to the Jackstomp and JD's):

Having made a trade for "Old Man" Mason, and bringing him back into the fold, we give Liu a one week reprieve. Although the Revolution sent him to us ill, we accepted the trade nonetheless. Thanks Revolution. JackHoles!

Did I mention that I miss Alex Trebek's mustache? Anyone else think he would look hot in a "GreyFro"?

Speaking of the Revolution, my opponent for the week. We still wish you would add some color to the locker room. Its dingy grey walls and all cement benches, lockers and doors really adds a touch of...dismal. At least some orange lockers? Hell, we'd take Red lockers at this point.

Our lineup you ask? OK, here it is:

QB: Tony "Improving" Romo
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Reggie "Yes or No to Kim's" Bush
WR: Jerricho "Crotch" Cotchery
WR: Devery "Where's my 1 Catch for 100 Yards + a TD" Henderson
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason DNP: Lance "Hamstrung" Moore
TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: Dallas "Hello Mr. Orton" Cowboys

Love
Drew

JackStomp - Week 4

We continue to suck and there is no hope as we move into the bye weeks. The best we can hope for is to play spoiler and become an embarassing blemish on someones record if we luck out and win one this season. I would HATE to be THAT team.

Like it matters... here is the best team we can muster this week:

QB: Brett Favre
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Thomas Jones
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Antonio Bryant
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Tampa Bay

Revolution Lineup Week 4

QB - Phil Rivers
RB - Fred Jackson
RB - Steve Slaton
WR - Santonio Holmes
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Percy Harvin
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Larry Tynes
D - Houston

Lynchburg JD’s Week 4 lineup

QB: Joe Flacco
RB: Kevin Faulk
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Devin Hester
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Kellen Winsl0w jr.
K: David Akers
D: Pittsburgh

Wetbacks DFL Week 4 Lineup

It was good to get off the "un-schnied." Staying unbeaten is goddamn hard work. We had a hell of a time getting rid of the 8x10 glossies in the restrooms in Cruzar la Frontera Stadium. For some reason, they didn't want to come up. I guess there's no such thing as bad publicity.

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 4 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Roy Williams
WR2 - Johnny Knox
WR3 - Mike "The Other Hyphenated Jag" Sims-Walker
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Washington 'Skins

Criminals week 4 lineup

Holy crap I suck.

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Clinton Portis DNS Lendale White
RB: Darren McFadden
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
WR: Kelley Washington
TE: Dallas Clark
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 4 Lineup...

Wow.... stud running back... 3 plays, zero points,... and it's only week 4.... I hate football players... for a million plus, you better learn to suck it up and play....

This week's lame-ass collection of crap;

QB Shaun "Thank god it's only the Rams" Hill
RB Glenn "" Coffee
RB Ronnie "Wildcat" Brown
WR Wes "Whiney" Welker (dnp Brandon Stokley)
WR Donald "Farve sucks" Driver
WR Pierre "Boy" Garcon
TE Todd "Has-been" Heap
KI Nick "F@#$-wad" Folk
Def New York "Thank god it's only the Chiefs" Giants

I'll still make the playoffs,... again.... but it won't be pretty.

Edge~

Angola - Week 4

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Chester Taylor
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Cincinnati

Whoopass - Week 4 lineup

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: D. Brown
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith (NYG)
TE: O. Daniels
K: R. Longwell
D: Colts

Dispatch from Lake Wobegon

Lake Wobegon, MN. - The people of Lake Wobegon gathered under the bandshell of Memorial Park today to protest the lack of results being posted to the AZ DFL website. "What the f*ck do we pay these f*ckers for, anyway!?", said an irate Imam Hanson. Town council member Adelaide Shmeltzel vowed to place an investigation item on the next Council agenda, stating forcefully, "We Whoopass fans need to know what is going on in the league. What the h*ll are we supposed to do, look up the scores on the new fangled internets or something?"

Trade Alert! Dreamin' v Revolution

After great consideration, the Dreamin' would like to welcome a stabilizing presence.

The Dreamin' send: Fred "Action" Jackson to
The Revolution for: Derrick "Old Man" Mason

Love
Drew

Dreamin' Lineup

New Sasabe- thank you very much for putting our pictures up everywhere. We love the publicity.

We also handed them out during the Friday Nite Fiesta that was hosted in our honor. But we asked, where was the Wetbacks representation?
The response: they aren't pretty enough to even be invited to their own party.

Wow, that's really crappy of your fans. Get it? Crappy. Do we need to say it slower for you?

And now, for all our fans, we give you a lineup that has WR's that will score a grand total of 10 points. Or so Ms. Liu hopes.

At QB: Tony "Ex Mr. Simpson" Romo
At RB: Reggie "Ex Mr. Kardashian" Bush
At RB: Fred "Action" Jackson
At WR: DeSean "Points!" Jackson DNS: Devery "Ex #4" Henderson
At WR: Robert "Ex #3" Meachem
At WR: Jerricho "1st Start" Cotchery
At TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
At PK: John "Kicker" Carney
At DF: Dallas "Tasty Jake" Cowboys

Lots of WR's: why are lots of them questionable? and not just on the official injury reports? HAH!!

Love
Drew

Russian Lineup

In observance of the Commish being on Vacation this weekend, he has texted me his lineup, and now I present it to all of you:

QB: Phillip "Phil" Rivers
RB: Steve Slaton
RB: Cadillac Williams
WR: Santonio Holmes
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: Greg Jennings
TE: Tony Scheffler
PK: Lawrence Tynes
DF: Arizona

Lynchburg JD’s Week 3 lineup

0-2????,
going to the Dbacks game and will check on the boys later $#*&#@
might take a shot at some Irish moonshine ..... lol ... "cream de mint"

I'll "LMAO" if my daughter mentions anything of a Leprechaun today.


QB: Kurt Warner - sore shoulder - (DNS - Flaco)
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: David Akers
Defense: Pittsburgh

JackStomp - Week 3

0-2 start... again.

Tomlinson still sucks.

Jackson still sucks.

There are some signs of life from a few players and some others might have some gas left in the tank... but my lineup still sucks.

QB: Bret Favre
RB: Darren Sproles
RB: Chris "Beanie" Wells
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Green Bay

Angola - Week 3

It's late. I'm trashed. Luckily, my lineup practically starts it's self...

- The Barrah


QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Vincent Jackson
WR Randy Moss
WR Reggie Wayne
TE Jason Witten
PK Mason Crosby
DEF Denver

Horde Lineup - Week 3

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Matt Forte
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Ted Ginn Jr.
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Criminals week 3 lineup

Time to bench Brady.

QB: Ben Roethlisberger
RB: Darren McFadden
RB: Lendale White
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Muhsin Muhammed
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Wetbacks DFL Week 3 Lineup

To show respect for the Coaching Staff of the California Dreamin', today has been named "Abajo en Sus Rodillas" Day. In observance of this, all of the restrooms in Cruzar la Frontera Stadium have been outfitted with varying pictures of the Dreamin' staff. For example:

This is just an artist's rendering, of course. The real thing is much livelier, much more real. Anyways, on to the important stuff.

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 2 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Roy Williams
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philadelphia Eggles

Celt's Week 3 Lineup...

Our first Montgomery Division opponent of the season...

Let's hope this is not the week that the drunks from Lynchburg realize the season has started and that they should actually stop drinking long enough to field a team.

In hopes of continuing on our winning ways, the Celt's will field the following group for this weekend's contest:

QB Matt "Man-child" Ryan
RB Frank "Not Al" Gore
RB Ronnie "Sharin' Ricky's Goods" Brown
WR Anquan "Monster" Boldin
WR Wes "Wimpering" Welker (dnp J Maclin)
WR Donald "Pile" Driver
TE Tony "Tiger" Gonzalez
KI Nick "Wildcat" Folk
DEF New York "Football" Giants

Just in the case the drunks pull their heads out of their vats, we'll have plenty of single-malt available at halftime for the visiting locker room.

E~

Whoopass - Week 3 Lineup

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: D. Brown
WR: A. Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: S. Smith (NYG)
TE: O. Daniels
K: R. Longwell
D: Minnesota

NFL players offer help to winless team...

In case of turmoil amongst the teams from Alameda, Lynchburg, or Team Jackstomp, never fear!! There will always be someone to lend a helping hand, as often as there's someone to help kick you while you're down...


Helping Hand vs Boot to the Head

Lynchburg JD’s Week 2 lineup

QB: Joe Flacco
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: David Akers
Defense: Pittsburgh

Dreamin' Lineup Week 2

This week, all eyes are on the WR Coach. We had some struggles there. I am not pleased.

Also this week, we have been in talks with some broadcast personnel. We seem to be lacking a sideline reporter and announcing team. The contracts are almost complete. I am hoping to make an announcement this week.

The Horde comes to the Hollywood Bowl this week. Our salons were in full swing this week. Damn what it takes to make those persons look presentable! Although our tour guides/beauty advisors were not allowed to take them down Rodeo for shopping...apparently spears and halberds are not allowed in stores. Not even for famous people!

The lineup: (We're watching you Liu!)

QB: Tony "Mr. Beautiful" Romo
RB: Reggie "Dump Pass! Dump Pass!" Bush
RB: Brian "Runnin' Hard" Westbrook
WR: DeSean "Fu**tard" Jackson
WR: Lance "#2" Moore
WR: Robert "#3" Meachem
TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: Tennessee "Slap Me Silly" Titans

Good thing ALL of Arizona gets to watch the $%^&$%^ AZ-Jax game. I hate the Cardinals.
Bitches.

Love
Drew

JackStomp Week 2 Lineup

Lost by one friggin point last week... both keepers (LT and Stephen Jackson) are sucking ass and will remain on the bench until further notice... great start to the season!!!

WTF to do now... I guess pick a lineup.

QB: Favre (he is old but he gets SOME points)
RB: Thomas Jones (because Jackson SUCKS!!!)
RB: Darren Sproles (because LT SUCKS!!!)
WR: Larry Fitzgerald (Please, please, PLEASE live up to HALF the hype)
WR: Terrell Owens (He better catch a forking pass!!)
WR: Braylon Edwards (what the F*^K was I thinking!!)
TE: Zach Miller (The only guy worth a shit on the team)
K: Sebastian Janakowski (whatever... he's a kicker)
D: Green Bay (had to pick a bay - Green or Tampa - like it matters)


Maybe I need to go to Lynchberg and get shit-faced... I might draft better next year.


Hulkster

Russia Fielding Offers - Week 2 Lineup

MOSCOW --- Department H today confirmed rumors of a multinational Western conglomerate being in talks with Red Square over a buyout of the Revolution. "Although we still believe in Glorious People's Revolution," said an unnamed KGB colonel, "The fact of matter is we stand in lines for toilet paper. Seriously people, have you ever wiped ass with Doystoevsky? Thank God for Tolstoy, War and Peace keeps us in clean asses all year round."

Russia declined to elaborate on who precisely was talking to Department H about acquiring the franchise, stating only "Frankly whoever gives us most money so we do not have to live off rat casserole three days a week wins the team. 'Wins' of course is subjective term."

QB --- Phil Rivers
RB --- Marion Barber
RB --- Cadillac Williams
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Santonio Holmes
WR --- T.J. Houshmandzadeh
TE ---- Greg Olsen
K------ Larry Tynes
D ----- Arizona

Horde Lineup - Week 2

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Steve Smith
WR- Earl Bennett
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Matt Prater
DEF - Baltimore

Wetbacks DFL Week 2 Lineup

No time for fanfare, no time for putting down the JDs (it's too easy, anyways). Good luck and, of course...

"Stay thirsty, my friends."

And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 2 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Roy Williams
WR2 - Mark Clayton
WR3 - Bernard Berrian
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Washington 'Skins

Criminals week 2 lineup

At least the Raiders weren't agonizing to watch last Monday. Well, until the very end that is.

QB: Tom Brady
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Darren McFadden
WR: Roddy White
WR: Patrick Crayton
WR: Torry Holt
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Celt's Week 2 Lineup...

For our sojourn into the Hulkiseum to "compete" against the 'Stomp (cause you know wrasslin' is real!!!) in week 2, the Celt's will post the following lineup;

QB Matt 'Razor's Edge' Ryan
RB Frank 'Figure Four Leglock' Gore
RB Julius 'Frog Splash' Jones
WR Wes 'Rude Awakening' Welker (dnp B Stokley)
WR Anquan 'Rock Bottom' Boldin (dnp J Maclin)
WR Donald 'Pile' Driver
TE Tony 'Tombstone' Gonzalez
KI Neil 'Perfect Plex' Rackers
DF New York 'Stone Cold Stunner' Giants

We think we've juiced RWA enough for us to "win" this week, but you never know how it'll turn out (I mean, they do, but we don't), so we'll just wait and see.

Edge~

Angola - Week 2

The bus is warmed up and ready to roll...



And Mr. Stallworth has finished his safety course with Mr. Burress, and is chomping at the bit to take the wheel, at least after Rick James helped him settle his nerves so I hear...



So the Playahs are hittin' the road and heading North to kick some Whoopass... er.. ass...

Here are my starters:

QB	Aaron Rodgers
RB	Adrian Peterson
RB	Michael Turner
WR	Randy Moss
WR	Reggie Wayne
WR	Vincent Jackson
TE	Jason Witten
PK	Mason Crosby
DEF	Atlanta

Whoopass - Week 2 lineup

QB: Palmer
RB: C. Johnson
RB: D. Brown
WR: A. Johnson
WR: E. Royal
WR: M. Colston
TE: O. Daniels
K: Longwell
D: Vikings

Just in case you ever wondered what the graphics meant...

Do You Taste That?

FOOTBALL is in the air, and live on the tv. Shortly.
And the keg is cool and pouring!

And a new season begins in the DFL

Now, we have instructed our Strength and Conditioning Coach, Mr. McConaughey, to go easier on the crew next summer, as the weeks of surfing and sand volleyball has already taken its toll on Lucky Pierre.

Next, our returning bevy of coaches has remained the same from last year, they did a great job, so we look for continued success this year. (But I AM watching you Mr. McConaughey.)

Now, I thought about starting the entire New Orleans offense, seeing as they are playing Detroit. Lets see now...

And now, onto the FIRST lineup of the year from YOUR California Dreamin':

QB: Tony "Shredding the TB D" Romo
RB: Reggie "Maybe I'm Lucky Today" Bush
RB: Brian "Sexy Old Man" Westbrook
WR: Lance "#2" Moore
WR: Domenik "I Ain't No Handless Bitch" Hixon
WR: Robert "#3" Meachem
TE: Cris "Hot Wife" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Kasay
DF: Dallas "Loving the TB Offense" Cowboys

OK, not all the Saints, but damn well enuff of them!

Have a beautiful day

Love
Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 1

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Brandon Jacobs
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Chad Ochocinco
WR - Earl Bennett
TE - Antonio Gates
K - Kris Brown
DEF - Baltimore

Sincerely,

Mr. Pickens

Celt's Week 1 Lineup

It never ceases to amaze me... 1st game of the season and ½ my team is either "Que" or "Pro"... why is it so hard to have a healthy team?

Anyway, us bitches will post the following lineup, in hopes of bitch-slappin the 'Can... again.

:-)

QB Matt "No Sophomore Jinx" Ryan
RB Frank "Who else?" Gore
RB Ronnie "Wildkitty" Brown
WR Anquan "Ooww, my hammy" Boldin (dnp Jeremy Maclin)
WR Wes "Tommy's Back" Welker (dnp Laveraneous Coles)
WR Donald "I'm the man" Driver
TE Tony "Who are the Chef's?" Gonzalez
KI Neil "Stud" Rackers
DF San Diego "Raider-bitches" Chargers


I'm guessin the waiver wire will be busy, very soon.

E~

Whoopass Week 1 Lineup

The big question is not whether the Whoopass will suffer from a post-championship malaise, but whether Ellen DeGeneris will suck as an American Idol judge. Good luck to all, bitches.

QB: Carson Palmer
RB: Chris Johnson
RB: Donald Brown
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: M. Colston
WR: E. Royal
TE: Owen Daniels
K: R. Longwell
D: Minnesota Vikings

Criminals week 1 lineup

QB: Tom "50 Touchdowns" Brady
RB: Clinton Portis
RB: Lendale White
WR: Roddy White
WR: Anthony Gonzalez
WR: Patrick Crayton
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Rob Bironas
D: Chicago

Lynchburg JD's week 1 lineup

let the games begin

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Hines Ward
TE: John Carlson
K: David Akers
Defense: Pittsburgh

It is that time of the year again. All of my little Hulkamaniacs have been taking their vitamins and eating their vegetables and are ready to see their favorite team hit the field and win some f&*%ing games!! The problem I see with our opener is trying to keep the JackStomp players focus on the game instead of the spectacle of The Dreamin front office. Our only hope is that Beckham has been teaching the wrong type of football to his team.

Ready or not... here is the first Lineup for the 2009-2010 JackStomp:


QB: Bret "Bert" Favre
RB: Stephen Jackson
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Terrell "T-O-E"Owens
WR: Braylon Edwards
TE: Zach Miller
K: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Green Bay

Angola - Week 1

I'm still trying to figure out Russia's headline to their post, "eighth time's a charm". Because I'm pretty sure we're in the 9th year. But that's the problem with those commies, always behind the times. Which likely explains a lot about their performance in the league over the years.

But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to say we are entering the best time of the year. The season is upon us, good luck all, have fun, and let the smack-talkin' begin.

- The Barrah

And now, the 1st week starting lineup for the Penitentiary Playahs:

QB	Aaron Rodgers
RB	Adrian Peterson
RB	Michael Turner
WR	Randy Moss
WR	Reggie Wayne
WR	Dwayne Bowe
TE	Jason Witten
PK	Mason Crosby
DEF	New England

Wetbacks DFL Week 1 Lineup

NEW SASABE, MEXICO - The new GM of the Wetbacks, The Most Interesting Man in the World, had only this to say of the Wetbacks' Week 1 opponent, The Nomadic Mongol Horde:

"Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor."

What exactly that means, we are unsure, but since it was spoken by The Most Interesting Man in the World, it must mean something, right? Yes? No? Maybe so?


And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 1 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Kevin Smith
WR1 - Roy Williams
WR2 - Bernard Berrian (dnp Mark Clayton)
WR3 - Michael Jenkins
TE - Anthony Fasano
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philadephia Eggles