Wetbacks DFL Week 7 Lineup

There once was a team from Alameda,
A rugged football organization.
Los criminales every one of them,
But without a fan in their nation.

It begins with the owner Al,
The animated dead are real.
Only problem is that he's an idgit,
With no sense of taste, smell, hearing or feel.

What bad can you say about The Snake?
The guy's a freakin' legend.
Well, you could say he's an overrated gray-hair,
Whose career hit a dead-end.

Then there's Plunkett,
The white man with a Jeri Curl.
Who dreams of one day,
Being bare naked with a girl!*

So welcome to New Sasabe!
We are so glad you could make it!
Please feel free to play badly,
And as usual, please feel free to fake it.


(*Thanks to Jim Carrey for this wonderful line as The Riddler from Batman Forever.)


And now, the DFL Week 7 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Bernard Berrian
WR3 - Marques Colston (dns Lance Moore)
TE - Jason Witten
K - Adam "El Golpeador" Vinatieri
DEF - New York J-E-T-S