Celt's Week 5 Lineup

Aahhh, the Futility Bowl has arrived.

We are petitioning the Commish to rename this the Toilet Bowl because:
a) That is where Swiss-shit (aka the Celt's roster) belongs, and
b) It's where Russia is used to being.

No word yet on a decision.

At least my one saving grace this year has already occurred, beating the snot out of Angola. Although the potential of giving Russia their first win of the season will erase any lingering enjoyment of that accomplishment.

Even if we win, it doesn't mean anything.

I would like to spout positive prognostications about the Celt's turning their season around after the bye weeks (and injuries) are over, but let's get real, our best hope of a .500 season is good bye week matchups against the others.

The handle has been pulled, the water is swirling, and the season is following it down the drain... we'll wave "hi" to the Revolution, JD's and Criminals as we pass them by...

For this week's drive to the '09 #1 draft pick, we'll try the following:

QB Roethlisberger (dnp Pennington)
RB Westbrook (dnp Buckhalter)
RB Jones
WR Moss
WR Henderson
WR Breaston
TE Gonzalez
KI Akers
DF Seattle

p.s. - any bets on how long it takes California to add Joey to their roster?? I'm sure the ladies are getting lonely....