Saturday, October 23, 2010

Russia Week 7 Lineup

A half-dead messenger gibbering uncontrollably stumbled into the DFL offices. Half his body was blackened from frostbite, and as he collapsed on the floor his dying words translated as:

"Department H --- gone --- Operation Zephyr --- in charge --- secret base... in the south... station 410B... found something... to help... win... can't be controlled.... they're not... in... control of... it."

And with that, the messenger expired.

QB --- Kyle Orton
RB --- Steven Jackson
RB --- Felix Jones
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Percy Harvin
WR --- Lou Murphy
TE ---- Visanthe Shiancoe
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- Tampa Bay

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