Thursday, November 13, 2008

Celt's Week 11 Lineup

Aahh.... our much anticipated annual matchup with the drunken fools from Lynchburg.

Hopefully we can diffuse their gameplan with our imported single-malt Irish whiskey again. It seems their bourbon-tempered innards have a difficult time with a true whiskey.

For this week's matchup, we'll try the following personnel;

Newly signed Tyler Thigpen at QB. Hopefully his continued improvement will shine against the Saints dilapidated secondary. That, and having LJ back shouldn't hurt.

The ever stellar workhorse tandem of Brian Westbrook and Ronnie Brown at RB should keep it consistent. They should both be able to run rough-shod over Cincy and Oakland, respectively.

The A+ production duo of Steve Breaston and Anquan Boldin at WR (1 & 2) against the Seattle "Weekhawks"... with a chance to pad their NFC Worst lead to 5 games, we expect big things.

Although we considered benching him for his lack of production, we will go ahead and start Randy Moss at WR (3) against the on again/off again Jets defense. Mr Moss has been warned that continued single-digit production will earn him a 'time out" with the corn dog vendor.

Our one and only, the best to ever play the position, still producing even after being lied to; Mr Tony Gonzalez at TE. Again, the Saints.... need I say more.

Our choice for 'foot-of-the-week' falls to none other than Kris Brown at KI, due to the fact that Philly will be most liekly scoring touchdowns, while Houston loves to choke in teh red-zone and settle for FG attempts.

The choice for starting defense was a tough one this week. Even though the Bucs are the 2nd ranking defense (as far as projected point totals), we have to give the nod to the Carolina Panthers at DEF, because, frankly, Detroit just sucks.


The most important thing is to not get caught looking ahead to the season-ending matchup with California and their new staff's distractions. We've already had to put a stop to the locker-room pool for who would get the Dreamin's Laura to "manage their equipment"....

Until next week,

Edge

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