Wetbacks DFL Week 4 Lineup

NEW SASABE, MEXICO - After last weeks drubbing of the JDs, head coach Cheech Marin threw a victory siesta at his New Sasabe hacienda for the team. He presented the game ball to JT "Brotha From Anothah Motha" O'Sullivan for his performance. O'Sullivan was quick to point out that without the stifling defense, his performance would have been for nada. He then re-presented the game ball to the defense, and then told Ed Reed to "take it and run" (which he did last week for 6 pts.).

Back in the saddle this week is stud QB Drew "They Call Me The" Brees, who was pleasantly surprised to find out that the Wetbacks have added previous teammate Lance "Porn Star Name" Moore to the roster. "Nice." was all that Brees said.

An anonymous letter (written on 1-ply toilet paper) was received at the New Sasabe secretariat this week threatening pipe-bomb and plastic-fork-shank strikes on the Wetbacks players, and so security around Cruzar la Frontera Stadium has been beefed up. For the impending arrival of the Angola Pen Playahs, security has been increased in consultation with stadium authorities. Security personnel (read: rent-a-cops) have been deployed. Door frame metal detectors and CCTVs have been installed at various positions throughout the stadium grounds. Besides New Sasabe Police, several volunteers (read: transients and roach coach vendors) have been enlisted to keep a strict vigil (read: stay awake) in the stadium premises before, during, and after the game. These security measures will stay in place until the Playahs have left the New Sasabe / Mexico border.


And now the DFL Week 3 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Marshawn Lynch
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Chris Chambers
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Jason Witten
K - Phil "El Golpeador" Dawson
DEF - Jacksonville