We really enjoyed having that first win last week, albeit it an empty one (but a dubya is a dubya). Unfortunately, we invade The Steppes this week to face our always-seem-to-destroy-our-season nemesis, The Nomadic Mongol Horde. If "Old Man" McNabb has another Superman-like performance, things could go bad for us in a hurry. One can only hope for a below average, stone-handed, blind, deaf, and dumb Torry Holt performance by the Mongols in general.
In other news, we have sent Marques "Namby Pamby" Colston to Super Weenie General Hospital so he can rehab his poor yittle thumby-wumby. Reportedly, the therapy involves using his deep rectal area for thumb massage.
Wuss.
And now the DFL Week 2 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Ryan Grant
RB2 - Marshawn Lynch
WR1 - Jerricho Cotchery
WR2 - Chris Chambers
WR3 - Bernard Berrian
TE - Jason Witten
K - Adam "El Golpeador" Vinatieri
DEF - Jacksonville
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