Angola Free Press
Angola, LA – Football fever is once again running rampant in the swamps of Louisiana, as fans get ready for yet another exciting and unpredictable DFL season. The Playahs embark on this season looking to defend their title, after a remarkable run to the DFL Championship last season. Spirits are high amongst the general population. So much so, that shankings and rapes are down 13% and 11.5% respectively.
Opening against Alameda, a team that beat them twice last year, Angola hopes the following lineup will get the job done:
QB: Tony "Smilin' Assassin" Romo
RB: Adrian "Purple Jesus" Peterson
RB: Michael "The Burner" Turner
WR: Nate "Hasselbeck has to throw to someone" Burleson
WR: Marvin "Old Man" Harrison
WR: "Rowdy" Roddy White
TE: Kellen "Junior" Winslow
PK: Nick "He's a kickin' fool" Folk
DEF: San Diego "German for Whale's Vagina" Defense
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