Stearns County - A near riot ensued when Coach Noir posted his lineup for Week 2 of the DFL season, starting the Chicago freaking Bears on Defense. As the windows of his car were being pelted with spam, and some of it still inside the can, Noir said "This is effing Minnesota. We hate the effing Bears. What was I thinking?" The spam tossing dropped to a lower rate upon his announcement that a change would be made in the lineup.
In an unrelated note, the Blessed Church of the Vestigal Virgin is hosting a special Sunday "Breakfast on the Lawn", featuring all the eggs, pancakes, and spammed hash you can eat for $2.99. All are welcome.
QB: Cutler
RB: Gore
RB: Barber
WR: A. Johnson
WR: C. Johnson
WR: L. Coles
TE: Shockey
K: Gostkowski
D: GIANTS
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Does the Church have a group rate?????
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