Russian Lineup , Wk 2 + A Rant

Oh, look at that. We lost last week. Gee, none of us could see that coming. 0-1! We've started down the road to perfection, and the first step has been taken!

The only saving grace is that the usual Russian Bad Luck Regarding First Round Picks™ was transferred to Angola along with Russia's first-rounder, as Tom Brady was carried off the field screaming.

And you know what? Good. I don't care if it's insensitive, or mean, or whatever. Those douchebag Patriots fans can suck it. Too bad a bazillionaire is going to have to not --- horror! --- play football this year and stay home screwing his supermodel girlfriend. Boo-fucking-hoo. Belichick and his toadies can suffer in mediocrity like the rest of the league now, and maybe after three weeks of Matt Cassel the national media will stop shoving New Fucking England down our throats week after week. So yeah, I'm happy I don't have to hear anymore this year about St. Thomas of Brady. In fact, I think I'll buy me one of these:




Boy that felt good.

QB --- Brother Jon Kitna
RB --- Willie Parker
RB --- Laurence Maroney
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Dwayne Bowe
TE ---- Heath Miller
K------ Robbie Gould
D ----- Green Bay