Dear Whoopass Country,
We at the California Dreamin' would like to offer our sincerest ap0logies to you, Whoopass Country, for the lack of leadership and sanity of your respective ownership. We say unto you that over the years, we too, have had many of these types of issues arise, and, in the end, fired those responsible.
In these uncertain times, we would like to make a donation to Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility Catholic Church, to assist those in mourning and seeking answers.
Additionally, we can also offer our best counselors, as we have plenty of those to go around. Dr. Phil perhaps?
And last, but not least, we always can offer something to cheer the masses in Whoopass Country.
Perhaps...
THE PARIS?!
With Love,Drew and Company
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