RED SQUARE ---- After the customary season-opening People's Fireworks, the Revolution led a parade through Red Square to cheers of literally tens of people, most of whom were waiting in a nearby bread line.
Although the Revolution team members were prevented from speaking to the public as per organization rules, a prepared video from Department H aired on the People's Jumbotron.
In the video, a shadowy quasi-military figure announced the Revolution's opening lineup for the first weekend of the tenth season of the DFL, after which he commanded the assembled crowd to disperse lest they be accused of protesting.
QB --- Kyle "The People's Quarterback" Orton
RB --- Steve Jackson
RB --- DeAngelo Williams
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- DeSean Jackson
WR --- Pierre Garcon
TE ---- Visanthe Shiancoe
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- San Diego
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