Who'da Thunk It

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What is this we see in the DFL? Is this 2006? Do I have a time machine? Where is my cappucino...

How in the hell did Angola and California reach the finals? What happened to the powerhouses? Where is the deli guy?

So, down go the favorites, Lynchburg and the Celts.
And we once again get Angola v California. Only this time with a spin. A Home Championship game for California? Whose idea was this? Oh, that's right, the Commissioner. We, the oddsmakers, hate the commissioner for that.

For Angola to win:

1. The Barrah MUST turn Rick James loose. He may be worse than paparazzi, so may strike some terror stalking the coaching staff of California.
2. Tony Romo MUST have the Pink #9 in the stands. This steals some California juju.
3. Score more points than California.

For California to win:
1. Spend both Friday and Saturday night at Koi, or Hyde, or Mr. Chow's, take the players with you, and live it up as best you Hollywood types do! Try the tuna roll!!
2. Do not allow Ed Lauter or James Cromwell into the stadium, or to visit the Angola playahs. This will only server to inspire them and to distribute pain out on the field.
3. Score more points than Angola.

And now......what you have all been waiting for....Lawrence Sports Book picks, as the winner of this years El-Alamein Bowl-----------

Round 2 goes to: California. 112-69

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