Rick Rick Rick Rick...baby...honey...you realize Kristy is THE original vampire slayer, right? Buffy? You wouldn't last 2 seconds. Go try that shit on the wimpy tv version.
As for the lineup that will keep us in the promised land, of beautiful California...here is what we offer. To you. My foe. Angola. And the world. Outside of Hollywood.
QB: Matt "Future Seattle Mayor" Hasselbeck
RB: Lendale "Lovin' the So Cal Weather" White
RB: Edgerrin "Leapin' Like Carr" James
WR: Braylon "No Snow" Edwards
WR: TJ "" Houshmanzadeh
WR: Plaxico "Non Practice Stud" Burress DNP: Mr. Derrick Mason
TE: "F'ing" Owen Daniels
PK: Rob "Kicker" Bironas
DF: New England "People Picked Miami to Beat Us?" Patriots
Tiebreaker: Mr. Kurt Warner
And, Angola, just for you, our halftime show will be the Pussycat Dolls. Barrah, please keep the Rick restrained.
Thank you
Love
~Drew
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