In this up-and-down season, it's truly fitting that a sub-.500 team has a chance at the El Alamein Bowl.
I will do my best to not let that happen, and I will also try and remember that Monday is an actual day in the week.
To try and give our players a sense of belonging, we have named them all as honorary Celt's for this week's game, and have set a practice schedule consisting of multiple screenings of Braveheart, In the Name of the Father, and Green Street Hooligans in between walkthroughs and workouts.
And now, the starting lineup for your, 2007, Fighting Celt's of Ireland....
At quarterback, 6'-6", 229 lbs out of Portland, OR: Derek "Out of Nowhere" McAnderson
At running back, 5'-10", 203lbs from Washinton, DC: Brian "Awesome Hands" O'Westbrook
Also at running back, 5'-11", 218lbs out of Tallahassee, FL: Kolby "Lord Help Me" McSmith
At wide receiver, 6'-4", 210lbs out of Rand, WV: Randy "Proof is in the Puddin'" MacMoss
Also at wide receiver, 6'-3", 216lbs from Baltimore, MD: Bryant "I Finally Get a Start" MacJohnson
And finally, the wide receiver you've all been waiting for, 6'-2", 221lbs, all the way from Miami, FL: Dwayne "I'm Bigger'n You" McBowe
Starting at tight end, 6'-5", 251lbs out of Torrance, CA: Tony "The Great" O'Gonzalez
Tonight's kicker, from St Louis, MO: Neil "Mr Predictable" McRackers
And our starting defense, those ever-unpredictable rascals from ragtown, the San Diego MacChargers....
Should this be our last venture in the DFL until the '08 draft, then to all, it's been fun. And should we return for next week's championship match, then, well, it's to be expected.
Slante!!
Ah yes,... the dreaded "tie-breaker" tag will fall upon the newly acquired, Tarvaris "Mr Irrelevant" O'Jackson
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