Playoff Time!!

Hello Sports Fans

Welcome to the yearly fest known as DFL Playoff Time

What we see this year is another in a long line of:

Strong Montgomery Contenders
Weak Rommel Contenders

Ah yes, some things never change.

Lets rate the teams:

#6 Seed: Angola Penitentiary Playahs

Making its usual appearance in the playoffs, Angola enters with a sub .500 record, and coming in on a down note, losing to a lowly Alameda team. Barrah was on fire all week. No really, literally. We hear there was a riot in Cell Block A, and Barrah was lit on fire attempting to calm the rioters. Only the presence of Rick James soothed the crowd, with a beautiful ballad about smooth round asses and spanking. We understand Barrah will be available this week for their confrontation with Bigcanov Whoopass.

#5 Seed: Nomadic Mongol Horde

Playing from an unusual position in the playoffs, the Horde comes rolling into the playoffs on a good note, having beaten the Dreamin' last week, only to face them one more time, in an elimination match. Genghis likes elimination matches. He once played table tennis with Chinese champion Hsu Na, and upon losing the match, proceeded to insert said table tennis paddles as Hsu's new arms. Now that's the kind of sportsmanship we love to see here! Cutthroat and diehard! Fantastic!!

#4 Seed: Bigcanov Whoopass

A low key, one-dimensional team. If Tom Brady does well, they win. If Tom Brady does not do well, they will lose. Why is this? Because the rest of Guy Noir's team usually forgets to show up for game time appearances. However, we would like to add that they are great for showing up to mall appearances, Elks Club functions and the occasional bingo parlour suaree. We also understand that Shaun Alexander is hosting the 75th VFW Bingo Bungee Party this weekend.

#3 Seed: California Dreamin

The only reason California is the #3 seed is because the #2 seed has to be a division winner. Rumours abound on this team about upcoming coaching changes, but has not affected the play of the team, as they head into the post season matching their record of last season. Magic? Most say no. None of the Charmed cast is a member of the coaching staff. Lets just hope the coaching staff decides to stick around for these games, and not head off to Vegas, or surfing, or Betty Ford.

#2 Seed: Fighting Celts of Ireland

What team shows up for their first game next week? Anyone's guess. The team that smashed their opponents 132-16, or the team that lacked any semblance of a playoff team and losing to the bottom of the barrel in the Jackstomp. Wait? Did we just mention the Jackstomp in a playoff write-up? Wow, a first time for everything.

#1 Seed: Lynchburg JD's

Lawrences pick to win the Championship. We do not see this team losing. Rolling through the Montgomery Division for the entire year, the JD's also rolled right through the Rommel Division. Leading in standings, leading in points, leading in many other stats, the "Drunk Bastards" have boozed their way to the #1 seed. We are not shocked the boozers lead the way in the DFL, as Lawrences Sports Book, Lawrences Casino and Lawrences Saloon Hall has been a full supporter of the JD's, and let me tell you, this team makes a great customer too!

This weeks picks:

Bigcanov 88
Angola 102

California 127
Horde 101

Good luck to all
Lawrences Sports Book