Wetbacks DFL Week 9 Lineup

Is Bigcanov coming to New Sasabe? Oh, yah.

Will Bigcanov want to visit Mamcita's? You betcha.

Are the Whoopass bound to catch something? You bet.

Will it resemble a football? Oh-fer-jeez, no way!

Will Bigcanov itch because of it? Ya, ya.

Will it worsen their chance of winning? Ya sure, you betcha.

Isn't that cheating? Nah, just giving tha people what they want, ya know?

**face slapping ensues**

Wow, I needed that. I've been watching The Mighty Ducks and Purple Rain to see what we're up against this week, and to put together a game plan. Not helping. So, hoping to get more insight, I watched Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men. All that showed me was that Ann Margaret is still hot. Well, we'll just do what we always do: Hope for the best, expect the worst.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 9 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Jamaal Charles
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Kohnny Knox
WR2 - Patrick Crayton
WR3 - James Jones
TE - Aaron "Double A" Hernandez
K - Garrett "El Golpeador" Hartley
DEF - Arizona

Sincerely,

Coach Ron