With weeks of no communication from Red Square and only a series of disturbing incidents providing any sort of input, tension is rising on the Revolution.
The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton, was quoted this week as saying "It's gotten kind of strange around the locker room. None of the coaches are here, and for weeks we've been getting plays called in from some place north of the Arctic Circle. But hey, we're winning, so we're inclined to just let it go."
"By the way," Orton continued, "Here's our lineup this week. It was scrawled in blood on a centuries-old parchment and nailed to my door. That can't be good."
After a moment Orton added, "Apparently I'm not starting this week. Dang."
QB - Ben Roethlisberger
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - Percival Harvin (DNS Lou Murphy) (Yeah, I know.)
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa Bay
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