Saturday, August 28, 2010

TRADE: Californa sends DeSean Jackson to Russia for Russia's 4th round pick in 2010 draft

RED SQUARE ---- White smoke appeared pouring out of Department H's headquarters this morning, as Pravda announced a pre-draft trade with California.

"With the acquisition of Comrade Jackson, the Revolution are clearly poised to return Mother Russia to the height of global supremacy. Sending the 4th round pick to the disgusting decadent Hollywood capitalists is a bold move that should be applauded by all true patriots. "

Reporters outside Red Square were unable to confirm or deny rumors that Department H had plans to activate whomever the Dreamin' picks at the 4 spot as a sleeper agent.

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