Sweet Christmas Jones, for the first time in for-fucking-ever the Revolution head office hasn't had to celebrate the end of another fruitless season with mass executions, firing squads, and kangaroo courts in Red Square!
Unfortunately, because our largest industry --- coffinmaking and burial services --- rather depends on this usually dependable spike in sales every year, this means that our economy is now in the toilet.
Eh, who needs to eat when we've got football?!? Send in the rookies! Also, Willie Fucking Parker.
QB --- Matt Ryan
RB --- Steve Slaton
RB --- Willie Parker (DNS BenJarvus Green-Ellis)
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Dwayne Bowe
TE ---- Owen Daniels
K ----- Robbie Gould
D ----- Dallas
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