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Angola Championship Lineup - El Alamein Bowl

For all the pudding...

QB - Michael Vick
RB - LeGarrette Blount
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Wetbacks Lineup - El Alamein Bowl

For all the burritos, here we go...

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 El Alamein Bowl lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (DNP Rashad Jennings)
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (DNP Jabar Gafney)
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Angola Championship Lineup - partial

Def Pittsburgh

Wetbacks Lineup - Division Championship Game

By the muthafuckin' hair of our muthafuckin' chinny-chin-chins.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Montgomery Division Championship lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (DNP Arrelious Benn)
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Horde Lineup - Division Championship Game

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Deion Branch (DNP - Braylon Edwards)
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

Celt's Rommel Championship Lineup

Wow, another match-up against Angola, and another chance to get an upset...

QB Matt Ryan
RB Matt Forte
RB Arian 'Nation' Foster
WR Wes Welker
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Brandon Marshall (from Thu 'dnp' listing)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Ryan 'Mr Irrelevant' Succop
DEF New England

Is it Sunday yet?...

~E

Angola - Divisional Championship Lineup

QB - Michael Vick
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's partial lineup...

Just in case I don't get the whole thing in early enough tonight...

WR Malcolm Floyd (dnp Brandon Marshall)

ttfn

Russia Playoff Lineup

The misshapen mass of tissue and blood shuddered, its movement breaking the icy stillness. Hideous, bulbous appendages drew trails of ichor across the floor of the now-abandoned Russian station. A lone eye appeared from the depths of the creature, and blinked.

It blinked once more.

And a third time.

And from somewhere deep in the center of the creature, a guttural, sub-human voice echoed across the icy wasteland, traveling (it seemed) directly into the head of the DFL Playoff Coordinator, who mechanically began writing names on a paper, knowing not when, nor why, the thought had come, unbidden.

QB - The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Derrick Mason
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K -- Rian Lindell
D -- Tampa Bay

Wetbacks DFL Wildcard Lineup

It's the playoffs already?!? The only problem with Fantasy Football is that it makes the real season go by too fast. You get so caught up in the numbers, you miss the fact that JACKSONVILLE IS IN FIRST PLACE IN THE AFC SOUTH!!!

So there you are. And here we are, hosting the wildcard/first round/can-a-brotha-get-a-bye game of the playoffs against The Russian Rev. I'm thinking lots of alcohol will be involved, so the Wetbacks are eating twice their normal allotment of carbohydrates (i.e., lots of things wrapped in tortillas).

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Wildcard lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - James Jones
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Celt's Wildcard Lineup

Aahhh, another match-up w/ the gents from Stearns County. We have no thoughts of delivering as severe of a beatdown as last week, but we can hope to get the season rubber-match and advance to face the jailbirds for the Rommel title.

Clan McLeod did a fine job last week, but we will have to switch it up a little to show a slightly new look to Guy Noir and his boys.

QB Matt "Did you miss me?" Ryan
RB Matt "Run and catch and run" Forte
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Wes "Bear killer" Welker
WR Anquan "Texans, really?" Boldin
WR Terrell "Touchdown" Owens (dnp Malcolm "I'm still here" Floyd)
TE Tony "Hall of Fame" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Bear Killers" Patriots

May the best Celts win!!!

E~

Whoopass - Wildcard lineup

In what universe does Knowshon Moreno score more points than Chris Johnson?

QB: Mark "Can't believe I am starting this guy in the playoffs" Sanchez
RB: Chris "Wake the Fuck Up Tennessee Coaches" Johnson
RB: Knowshon "Running Backs Coach as the new head coach - Fuck ya" Moreno
WR: Marques "I need more touches, and not from a strip club" Colston
WR: Michael "I am just fucking terrible and a colossal waste of a draft pick" Crabtree
WR: Robert "Putting our playoff hopes all in one, small basket" Meachem
TE: Owen "Better than anyone else on the fucking team - even if I suck and don't start" Daniels
K: Graham "Bat" Gano
D: Denver "Holy Shit the Cardinals Suck, How Can We Not Start Them" Broncos

Is there a loser Playoff bracket?

Or is the Tenth done until Sept of 2011?

Dreamin' Week 13

And with our last lineup of the year:

QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Rashard "Two-Tone" Mendenhall
RB: Ryan "I Love Me My Ankle" Mathews (DNP Ricky "Pot Geezer" Williams)
WR: Mike "1" Williams (TB)
WR: Mike "2" Williams (SEA) (DNP: Mike "3" Wallace)
WR: Dez "I Love Steak" Bryant
TE: Jason "Laces" Witten
PK: Josh Scobee
DF: New Orleans "Choke the Palmer" Saints

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 13

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Steve Smith (CAR)
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

Russia Week 13

RED SQUARE --- The lights are low, the flickering shadows of oil lamps casting unimaginable shapes upon the brick walls surrounding the stadium.

There used to be crowds here --- no more.

There used to be signs of happiness, and recreation, and community --- no more.

Instead, there are barely-whispered words about "playoffs" and furtive glances at the schedule.

Since the disappearance of Dept. H and the subsequent horrifying missives and sounds emanating from a remote polar weather station, there has been nothing at all to indicate that there was once life here in Red Square that did not carry with it an impossible fear.

And so, delivered by some eldritch wind, a leaflet falls upon the unwashed field. Letters in a color too vile to be named, on a parchment that stinks of corruption and damnation.

It is the Revolution's final lineup of the regular season.

QB - Kyle Orton
RB - Steve Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Percival Harvin
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K -- Rian Lindell
D -- San Diego

Wetbacks DFL Week 13 Lineup

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 13 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Angola - Week 13 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Whoopass - Week 13

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: M. Colston
WR: A. Collie
WR: M. Crabtree
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gano
D: Detroit

Celt's Week 13 Lineup

Aaahhh, one more week until the playoffs. We can always hope that the Jackstomp play spoilers and beat Angola. Of course, we should also hope we can field enough of a team to win our own game first...

To that end, we shall rally Clan MacLeod to take the battle to Stearns County.

QB Matt Cassel MacLeod
RB Arian "Nation" Foster MacLeod
RB Matt Forte MacLeod
WR Wes Welker MacLeod
WR Anquan Boldin MacLeod
WR Terrell Owens MacLeod
TE Tony Gonzalez MacLeod
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop MacLeod
DEF New York MacLeod Giants

Our honorary coach for the penultimate battle is none other than the infamous Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez, fresh off his most recently rumored (and still unfounded) beheading.

May the best Celt's win!!

E~

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 12

Though it is all for naught... let us have a victory over the filthy Ruskies... let us sleep in our tents with Russian emblems in our pouch, let us sip their stolen Vodka... let us stamp out their silly polka tunes! Go forth Tenth... Make the Emperor proud one last time in 2010.

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Ryan Longwell
D\ST	Washington