Dreamin' Week 13

And with our last lineup of the year:

QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Rashard "Two-Tone" Mendenhall
RB: Ryan "I Love Me My Ankle" Mathews (DNP Ricky "Pot Geezer" Williams)
WR: Mike "1" Williams (TB)
WR: Mike "2" Williams (SEA) (DNP: Mike "3" Wallace)
WR: Dez "I Love Steak" Bryant
TE: Jason "Laces" Witten
PK: Josh Scobee
DF: New Orleans "Choke the Palmer" Saints

Love
~Drew

Lame Duck Dreamin' Lineup, Week 12

Our season has ended early for only the second time in history. Its Keeper Planning time.

QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Rashard "Not Tard" Mendenhall
RB: Mike "Mike 1" Goodson
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams (TB)
WR: Mike "Mike 2" Williams (SEA) DNP: Mike "Mike 4" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Mike 3" Wallace
TE: Mike "Mike 5" Hoomanwanui
PK: David "Kicker" Akers
DF: Cleveland "Oh Hell" Browns

Love
~Drew

Dreamin' Lineup

Result of Last Weeks Game

There was vein popping. Bowling was cancelled. And the streets ran white.

It was bad.

So we try again this week. Tenth Legion. Come to Cali, do some shopping, see the sites. Miss the game. Thanks.

QB: "Mike" Eli Manning
RB: "Mike" Rashard Mendenhall
RB: Mike "Mike 1" Goodson
WR: Mike "Mike 2" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Mike 3" Wallace
WR: Mike "Mike 4" Williams (TB)
TE: "Mike" Jason Witten
PK: David "Kicker" Akers
DF: "Mike" New Orleans Saints

The kicker gets nothing. Maybe a slurpee at best. Unfrozen.

Love
~Drew

Dreamin Lineup Week 10

And once more for the record, Fuck You Terrell Owens

QB: Eli "Suck My White Ass Terrell Owens" Manning
RB: Rashard "Kiss My Ass Terrell Owens" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Suck My Dreads' Terrell Owens" Williams
WR: Mike "Bashing Terrell Owens Teeth In" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Kiss My Patootey Terrell Owens" Wallace
WR: "Say Hello To and Hating Terrell Owens" Mike Williams (Tampa)
TE: Michael "Pau Terrell Owens" Hoomanawanui
PK: Dan "Kicking Terrell Owens Ass Thru the Uprights" Carpenter
DF: St. Louis "Late Hitting Terrell Owens" Rams

Love
~Drew

Dreamin' Lineup

Its been a great week at Dreamin' HQ



And now, The Celts. Coming to Calli'! Beware the sun, o' Pasty Ones. Mayonnaise does not do well in Malibu.

QB: Eli "Surf Bunny" Manning
RB: Rashard "Don't Call Me Tard" Mendenhall
RB: "Old Man By The Sea" Ricky Williams
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "#2" Wallace
WR: Chad "Chaz" Ochocinco
TE: Jason "All Dallas Has" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: New Orleans "Lets Do Better This Time vs. Carolina Please Ganesh" Saints

Love
~Drew

Celt's Week 9 lineup vs Dreamin'

Early post this week due to travel this weekend and that dirty 4-letter word "work", eewww.

Barring any injury updates, the Celts will use the following roster to bring the Dreamin' back to reality on their journey to California,

QB - Matt Ryan
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Arian "Nation" Foster
WR - Brandon Marshall
WR - Anquan Boldin
WR - T.O.
TE - Tony Gonzalez
KI - Ryan Succop
DEF - NY "Football" Giants

E~

Revolution Lineup

via phone call due to on the road to the AZ-TB game.

QB: Kyle Orton
RB: Steven Jackson
RB: Felix Jones
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: DeSean Jackson DNS: Pierre Garcon
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
PK: Rian Lindell
DF: Tampa Bay

Dreamin' Week 8

Here Coach sits, on his throne, pondering this weeks lineup. When suddenly, it all makes sense. An epiphany if you will. Toilet Humour: End.

QB: Sam "C'mon Carolina" Bradford
RB: Rashard "4" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Ganga" Williams
WR: Chad "The Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "Toeing the JobLine" Sims-Walker
TE: Jason "I Wish My Wife Looked Like Cooley's Wife" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: St. Louis "Bringing Some HomeTown Heat" Rams

Love,
~Drew

Dreamin'- Going for 2 In a Row

Coach has been active all week, receiving congratulations and making sure players are calm and serene all week during practice.

Its go time:
QB: Eli "Monkey Off My Back" Manning
RB: Rashard "Don't Call Me Tard" Mendenhall
RB: Ryan "Run Faster Damn You Rookie" Mathews
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "#2 Mike" Wallace
WR: Dez "No Mike Here" Bryant
TE: Jeremy "MugShot" Shockey
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: New Orleans "Mmm...Rookie" Saints

Love
~Drew

Dreamin' Lineup Week 4 = Mind Still Surfing?

Well well well...Welcome to Media Room at the Bowl.

We would like to welcome the Russian Revolution to Hollywood this week. Sorry Revolution, there are no asses clinging to periscopes here, unlike what you have seen in your news reports.

Oh yeah, and STOP wearing fur, damn Russkies.

We have a lineup this week. Now, some of you in the Press may start claiming that we are "throwing in the towel" or "looking towards next year already." We have prepared a response for you: F' Off. And keep it up, we'll send in Paris to entertain you.

The Dreamin' are 0-3. We have a shakeup at the top of the board this week. Something needs to shake loose.

At QB: We would like to thank Eli for leadership and participation these past 3 weeks, yet all his attempts have led to losses. We will be giving him another week to think about what he needs to do differently. The Start: please welcome, Sam Bradford to the starting lineup.

At RB: Hrm. #2, #3, #4 RB's injured. Well, get healthy bitches. McConaughey, you are on notice. The Start: Rashard Mendenhall. The other start. Well hell. We will nominate the Lucky One, Pierre Thomas. HOWEVER, we will also DNS the Lucky One with, drum roll please...The One and Only, Ricky Williams. What has our world come to?

At WR: Receivers- you had a week off and were not allowed to participate in Surf Week 2010. I hope that you thought about the issues, and maybe you will have some synch with Sam at the helm. You damn well better. The Start: Chad Ochocinco, Mike Sims-Walker & Mike Wallace.

At TE: Jeremy Shockey. Rest well Jason, rest well.

At PK: It is so wrong to have issues at PK. Let me say that again. PK. Issues. Just stupid. Garrett Hartley. We hope that this is not the last week we call his name.

At DF: Well. Then. Here's hoping that New Orleans will eat the Claussen.

A shake up at the top. Issues in the middle. And so the name calling and call-outs begin.

~Love
Drew

Wetbacks DFL Week 4 Lineup

At least the Vick vs. McNabb debacle debate is stopping everyone from talking about The Quarterback That Shall Not Be Named. That and the bye week.

Oh, yeah...OFF THE SCHNEID BABY!!! And now off to walk The Steppes - or the Stair Master - no, Nautilus. Hell, I don't know.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 4 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Tim Hightower)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Johnny Knox
WR2 - Jacoby Jones (c'mon, he's playing the Raiders!)
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Aaron Hernandez
K - Dave "El Golpeador" Akers
DEF - Philly Eggles

Dreamin' Week 3 Lineup

Oh let me tell you fans that we are ALL ancy for our first win.
We do NOT want a repeat of our worst: 0-4 start.

Travelling to Bigcanov. Well, at least they ALWAYS supply comfortable accomodations and good food.

AND, in our way of thanking Bigcanov for this, we have brought someone along to present our lineup:

I present to you, the Swedish born model, VENDELA!!

And now the Dreamin' Lineup:

QB: Eli "Still Welcome to the Fold" Manning
RB: Rashard "Hell, Old Man Batch" Mendenhall
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: Chad "Loving the Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: Mike "See What Happens When I Let Him Out of the Tanning Booth" Sims-Walker
WR: Dez "Rookie Boy" Bryant
TE: Jason "Heads Still-A-Rocking" Witten
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley
DF: San Francisco "Up That Hill" 49'ers

Now do it up SEXIES!!!
Love
Drew and Vendela

Dreamin' Week 2 Lineup

Good morning Dreamin' fans

I'm sure, like most of you, that its early Sunday morning and everyone is either hung over or just plain exhausted from partying all Saturday night.

Well, so is our team. We had too good of an offer last night, so we closed the Bowl for a 1920's themed shindig and we are still struggling to function.

The JD's need to only show up today and it will be a competitive game.

I think last week that our lineup was presented by Haylie and Golden, and I would like to thank them for stepping up to the challenge.

Our lineup:

QB: Eli "Back in the Fold" Manning
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
RB: Rashard "ghghgh, Tennessee" Mendenhall
WR: Chad "Am I Batman or Robin?" Ochocinco
WR: Mike "I Hate You" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Rook!" Williams
TE: Jason "Red-Headed Step Kid" Witten
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley
DF: New Orleans Saints

Love
Drew

Remaining Dreamin' Lineup, Week 1

As presented to you by Hailey Partridge and, shockingly, Golden Tate?!

Apparently all media is down in Mongolia and Drew and the remaining coaches have been unable to send any word to the outside world since Thursday.

Good thing I have a copy of our starting lineup, barring any issues that may be occurring in Mongolia.

Well, if its any consolation, the surfing was great, wasn't it Golden!

And here is the full Dreamin' lineup:

QB: Eli "Welcome Back to the Fold" Manning
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas (announced Thursday)
RB: Rashard "I'm Your MAN Dixon!!" Mendenhall
WR: Chad "Wanna-be Hollywood" Ochocinco
WR: Mike "Is It Kosher?" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Not Starting 3 Mikes" Wallace
TE: Jason "Armadillo Cooking" Witten
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley (announced Thursday)
DF: San Francisco "Bird Killers" 49'ers

Loving the Surf and Sand
Hailey

California Week 1 Partial

GREETINGS DREAMIN' FANS ROUND THE WORLD!!!!

Its that time again of the year to mock our "competition" and travel to some of the dregs of the world to face our opponents, eat undesirable food, meet undesirable people, stay at undesirable "hotels" and play at undesirable stadiums. Looking at you Cheech!

For our first game of the year, we get the pleasure and greatness of travelling to the one location in the world where the Bubonic plague still persists to this day, the Steppes of Mongolia. Such a fine place to start our season off. The pleasures of the poverty stricken lining the streets, the high-speed connection that only a phone line can offer, and oxen wandering thru the dirt of the city. Then...to make it even better, we get to leave the luxurious city in our jeeps and horses, and head off to Tent City, to play in the fine stadium of the Horde.

Our shots are up-to-date (oh, not Golden Tate though, he and Haylie stayed behind to surf the beautiful blue surf off Oceanside), our errm...1st class tickets are purchased, and we brought our own water filters this time.

We would like to thank the Horde for the fine conditions.

And to top it all off, we have only a partial lineup to post for tonights game. The rest of the team has gotten stuck at the connection terminal in Kyoto, due to some kind of issue with Geishas and smoking lounges.

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley

Thank you to our fans at Kyoto International for rushing these two past the errrmm...issues and allowing them to play tonight.

Love,
Drew

Dreamin' Lineup Vs. New Sasabe

We need say no more. It's game time:

QB: Matt "Lovin' Ribs" Hasselbeck

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

RB: Reggie "Trimmin' Kim's" Bush

WR: DeSean "I"m Not LeSean" Jackson

WR: Jerricho "Forgotten One" Cotchery

WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason DNP: Robert "TD" Meachem

TE: Vernon "Slappin' Shockey" Davis

PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley

DF: New Orleans "Counting on Mr. December" Saints

TieBreaker: Kyle "Raider Bashin'" Orton

Lots of Love

~Keira

Dreamin' Full Lineup vs. Horde

After a year of coaching upheaval, its back to basics for the Dreamin' in this years playoffs.
To lead the team this week, with our Head Coach role still empty, I, Drew Barrymore, announce as this weeks coach: Our GM:

Keira Knightley

arrayed in our finest Mongolian Battle Gear, inspiring our team this week against its division rival, the Horde.

And for this week, we are adding bulletin board material for the Horde, taunting them in a clean, sportsmanlike manner. For the Horde, I give you:

And now, our lineup for the battle this week:

QB: Tony "Mr. December" Romo
RB: Rashard "Cleveland Hater" Mendenhall (posted earlier this week)
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: DeSean "Head Butter" Jackson DNP: Derrick Mason
WR: Nate "The Snake" Burleson
WR: Robert "Soaring Above The Falcons" Meachem
TE: Vernon "BenchWarmer" Davis
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley
DF: Tennessee "I Like Mutton" Titans

Ugh. Tie Breaker. Matt Hasselbeck

That is all: To the victor, the spoils.

Love
~Drew

Dreamin' Partial Lineup

Ohhhooohhhooo...what do we have here? Sneaking into the playoffs- Da Dreamin"!
And, apparently, we have a player involved in a contest.
So, presenting tonight's lone player:

Brooklyn Decker

At Running Back: Rashard "Stompin' Brown" Mendenhall

thank you

Dreamin' Lineup Week 13

Good morning Dreamin' Fans!
Our Guest Head Coach is prepared to announce our lineup for this final week showdown!
I give you:

Willa Ford

QB: Tony "Sexy Man" Romo
RB: Rashard "Minding the Hall" Mendenhall
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: Michael "ShrimpBoy" Crabtree
WR: Derrick "Old Man" Mason
WR: Nate "The Snake" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Two-Toned" Shockey
PK: Garrett Hartley DNP: John Carney
DF: New Orleans "Gamblin' Saints

Thank you all
Enjoy the Show

Love
~Willa

Dreamin Lineup Week 12

In order to fight the oppressive regime known as Russian Revolution, I, Drew Barrymore, have personally enlisted the aid of some Russian Femme Fatales for this weeks game. I give you to our left: Ana Ivanovic, and to our right, Maria Kirilenko. Burn in the fires of your oppressive Siberian factories Department H, Burn!

With that said, our русская красивейшая девушка would like to announce this weeks festive game. What? No Thanksgiving holiday for the Revolution. Ah. Too Bad. So Sad.

QB: Tony "Turkey Bait" Romo

RB: Rashard "Dark Meat" Mendenhall

RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas

WR: DeSean "White Meat" Jackson

WR: Michael "The Other White Meat" Crabtree

WR: Nate "Turkey Juice" Burleson

TE: Jeremy "Ate the Whole Thing" Shockey

PK: John "Kicker" Carney

DF: Dallas "Raidin' Da Fridge" Cowboys

С влюбленностью
Ana и Maria