To lead the team this week, with our Head Coach role still empty, I, Drew Barrymore, announce as this weeks coach: Our GM:
Keira Knightley
arrayed in our finest Mongolian Battle Gear, inspiring our team this week against its division rival, the Horde.
And for this week, we are adding bulletin board material for the Horde, taunting them in a clean, sportsmanlike manner. For the Horde, I give you:
And now, our lineup for the battle this week:
RB: Rashard "Cleveland Hater" Mendenhall (posted earlier this week)
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: DeSean "Head Butter" Jackson DNP: Derrick Mason
WR: Nate "The Snake" Burleson
WR: Robert "Soaring Above The Falcons" Meachem
TE: Vernon "BenchWarmer" Davis
PK: Garrett "Kicker" Hartley
DF: Tennessee "I Like Mutton" Titans
Ugh. Tie Breaker. Matt Hasselbeck
That is all: To the victor, the spoils.
Love
~Drew
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