Unfortunately, Angola does not have $1500 in our budget to hire someone of the stature of Shane Falco. But, we are honored to have one of our very own speak here today.
Please welcome Mr. Oswald Bates:
"Unfortunately, we could not impregnate everyone. It is simply beyond our colonic threshold. I believe it was Plato...No, excuse me, I mean Play-Doh...who stuck to the wall when he said one must not put one's transvestite in jeopardy if one is to become a cunning linguist. Hey, I ain't no venereal fuddrucker!"
Umm... yeah...
And now, on to the lineup:
QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Jerome Harrison
WR Randy Moss
WR Brandon Marshall
WR Vincent Jackson
TE Jermichael Finley
PK Shayne Grahamm
DEF Cincinnati
Tie Breaker: Jason Campbell
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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