In order to fight the oppressive regime known as Russian Revolution, I, Drew Barrymore, have personally enlisted the aid of some Russian Femme Fatales for this weeks game. I give you to our left: Ana Ivanovic, and to our right, Maria Kirilenko. Burn in the fires of your oppressive Siberian factories Department H, Burn!
With that said, our русская красивейшая девушка would like to announce this weeks festive game. What? No Thanksgiving holiday for the Revolution. Ah. Too Bad. So Sad.
QB: Tony "Turkey Bait" Romo
RB: Rashard "Dark Meat" Mendenhall
RB: "Lucky" Pierre Thomas
WR: DeSean "White Meat" Jackson
WR: Michael "The Other White Meat" Crabtree
WR: Nate "Turkey Juice" Burleson
TE: Jeremy "Ate the Whole Thing" Shockey
PK: John "Kicker" Carney
DF: Dallas "Raidin' Da Fridge" Cowboys
С влюбленностью
Ana и Maria
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