I surely hope that our players keep their eyes off of the coaching staff / cheerleaders / beautiful people long enough to show the Dreamin' that they are doing just that - dreamin'. The glorious thing about football is that any team can beat any other team on any given day, but that is not the case here.
True, the Wetbacks will be beating the pretty out the of the Dreamin' lineup, however the California players won't know what hit 'em, (literally). The Wetback Research Group, best known for their extensive line of across-the-border disguises, has determined that copious amounts of Banana Boat, lipstick, and silicone are to blame for the ineptness that the California Dreamin' are known for.
But nevertheless, mostly because contracts have been signed (and you know how those Hollywood types can be about contracts), the Wetbacks storm into Cali to take a shit in the Bowl - The Hollywood Bowl, that is - and show the DFL once and for all that the Dreamin' are just a bunch of pretty
And now, here is the DFL 2009-2010 Week 9 lineup for your New Sasabe Wetbacks:
QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice "Hyphen One" James-Drew
RB2 - Ryan Grant
WR1 - Miles Austin
WR2 - Austin Collie
WR3 - Michael "Hyphen Two" Sims-Walker
TE - Brent "Tom" Celek
K - Nate "El Golpeador" Kaeding
DEF - Philly Eggles
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