Thursday, December 9, 2010

Whoopass - Wildcard lineup

In what universe does Knowshon Moreno score more points than Chris Johnson?

QB: Mark "Can't believe I am starting this guy in the playoffs" Sanchez
RB: Chris "Wake the Fuck Up Tennessee Coaches" Johnson
RB: Knowshon "Running Backs Coach as the new head coach - Fuck ya" Moreno
WR: Marques "I need more touches, and not from a strip club" Colston
WR: Michael "I am just fucking terrible and a colossal waste of a draft pick" Crabtree
WR: Robert "Putting our playoff hopes all in one, small basket" Meachem
TE: Owen "Better than anyone else on the fucking team - even if I suck and don't start" Daniels
K: Graham "Bat" Gano
D: Denver "Holy Shit the Cardinals Suck, How Can We Not Start Them" Broncos

1 comment:

Chris said...

This may be the greatest lineup ever posted.