Results?

We losers are waiting on pins and needles.....

Angola Championship Lineup - El Alamein Bowl

For all the pudding...

QB - Michael Vick
RB - LeGarrette Blount
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Wetbacks Lineup - El Alamein Bowl

For all the burritos, here we go...

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 El Alamein Bowl lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (DNP Rashad Jennings)
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (DNP Jabar Gafney)
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Lance Moore
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Angola Championship Lineup - partial

Def Pittsburgh

Wetbacks Lineup - Division Championship Game

By the muthafuckin' hair of our muthafuckin' chinny-chin-chins.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Montgomery Division Championship lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (DNP Arrelious Benn)
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Kevin Boss
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Horde Lineup - Division Championship Game

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Deion Branch (DNP - Braylon Edwards)
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

Celt's Rommel Championship Lineup

Wow, another match-up against Angola, and another chance to get an upset...

QB Matt Ryan
RB Matt Forte
RB Arian 'Nation' Foster
WR Wes Welker
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Brandon Marshall (from Thu 'dnp' listing)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Ryan 'Mr Irrelevant' Succop
DEF New England

Is it Sunday yet?...

~E

Angola - Divisional Championship Lineup

QB - Michael Vick
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's partial lineup...

Just in case I don't get the whole thing in early enough tonight...

WR Malcolm Floyd (dnp Brandon Marshall)

ttfn

Russia Playoff Lineup

The misshapen mass of tissue and blood shuddered, its movement breaking the icy stillness. Hideous, bulbous appendages drew trails of ichor across the floor of the now-abandoned Russian station. A lone eye appeared from the depths of the creature, and blinked.

It blinked once more.

And a third time.

And from somewhere deep in the center of the creature, a guttural, sub-human voice echoed across the icy wasteland, traveling (it seemed) directly into the head of the DFL Playoff Coordinator, who mechanically began writing names on a paper, knowing not when, nor why, the thought had come, unbidden.

QB - The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Derrick Mason
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K -- Rian Lindell
D -- Tampa Bay

Wetbacks DFL Wildcard Lineup

It's the playoffs already?!? The only problem with Fantasy Football is that it makes the real season go by too fast. You get so caught up in the numbers, you miss the fact that JACKSONVILLE IS IN FIRST PLACE IN THE AFC SOUTH!!!

So there you are. And here we are, hosting the wildcard/first round/can-a-brotha-get-a-bye game of the playoffs against The Russian Rev. I'm thinking lots of alcohol will be involved, so the Wetbacks are eating twice their normal allotment of carbohydrates (i.e., lots of things wrapped in tortillas).

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Wildcard lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - James Jones
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Celt's Wildcard Lineup

Aahhh, another match-up w/ the gents from Stearns County. We have no thoughts of delivering as severe of a beatdown as last week, but we can hope to get the season rubber-match and advance to face the jailbirds for the Rommel title.

Clan McLeod did a fine job last week, but we will have to switch it up a little to show a slightly new look to Guy Noir and his boys.

QB Matt "Did you miss me?" Ryan
RB Matt "Run and catch and run" Forte
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Wes "Bear killer" Welker
WR Anquan "Texans, really?" Boldin
WR Terrell "Touchdown" Owens (dnp Malcolm "I'm still here" Floyd)
TE Tony "Hall of Fame" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Bear Killers" Patriots

May the best Celts win!!!

E~

Whoopass - Wildcard lineup

In what universe does Knowshon Moreno score more points than Chris Johnson?

QB: Mark "Can't believe I am starting this guy in the playoffs" Sanchez
RB: Chris "Wake the Fuck Up Tennessee Coaches" Johnson
RB: Knowshon "Running Backs Coach as the new head coach - Fuck ya" Moreno
WR: Marques "I need more touches, and not from a strip club" Colston
WR: Michael "I am just fucking terrible and a colossal waste of a draft pick" Crabtree
WR: Robert "Putting our playoff hopes all in one, small basket" Meachem
TE: Owen "Better than anyone else on the fucking team - even if I suck and don't start" Daniels
K: Graham "Bat" Gano
D: Denver "Holy Shit the Cardinals Suck, How Can We Not Start Them" Broncos

Is there a loser Playoff bracket?

Or is the Tenth done until Sept of 2011?

Dreamin' Week 13

And with our last lineup of the year:

QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Rashard "Two-Tone" Mendenhall
RB: Ryan "I Love Me My Ankle" Mathews (DNP Ricky "Pot Geezer" Williams)
WR: Mike "1" Williams (TB)
WR: Mike "2" Williams (SEA) (DNP: Mike "3" Wallace)
WR: Dez "I Love Steak" Bryant
TE: Jason "Laces" Witten
PK: Josh Scobee
DF: New Orleans "Choke the Palmer" Saints

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 13

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Steve Smith (CAR)
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

Russia Week 13

RED SQUARE --- The lights are low, the flickering shadows of oil lamps casting unimaginable shapes upon the brick walls surrounding the stadium.

There used to be crowds here --- no more.

There used to be signs of happiness, and recreation, and community --- no more.

Instead, there are barely-whispered words about "playoffs" and furtive glances at the schedule.

Since the disappearance of Dept. H and the subsequent horrifying missives and sounds emanating from a remote polar weather station, there has been nothing at all to indicate that there was once life here in Red Square that did not carry with it an impossible fear.

And so, delivered by some eldritch wind, a leaflet falls upon the unwashed field. Letters in a color too vile to be named, on a parchment that stinks of corruption and damnation.

It is the Revolution's final lineup of the regular season.

QB - Kyle Orton
RB - Steve Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Percival Harvin
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K -- Rian Lindell
D -- San Diego

Wetbacks DFL Week 13 Lineup

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 13 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - Johnny Knox
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Angola - Week 13 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Whoopass - Week 13

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: M. Colston
WR: A. Collie
WR: M. Crabtree
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gano
D: Detroit

Celt's Week 13 Lineup

Aaahhh, one more week until the playoffs. We can always hope that the Jackstomp play spoilers and beat Angola. Of course, we should also hope we can field enough of a team to win our own game first...

To that end, we shall rally Clan MacLeod to take the battle to Stearns County.

QB Matt Cassel MacLeod
RB Arian "Nation" Foster MacLeod
RB Matt Forte MacLeod
WR Wes Welker MacLeod
WR Anquan Boldin MacLeod
WR Terrell Owens MacLeod
TE Tony Gonzalez MacLeod
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop MacLeod
DEF New York MacLeod Giants

Our honorary coach for the penultimate battle is none other than the infamous Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez, fresh off his most recently rumored (and still unfounded) beheading.

May the best Celt's win!!

E~

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 12

Though it is all for naught... let us have a victory over the filthy Ruskies... let us sleep in our tents with Russian emblems in our pouch, let us sip their stolen Vodka... let us stamp out their silly polka tunes! Go forth Tenth... Make the Emperor proud one last time in 2010.

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Ryan Longwell
D\ST	Washington

Server/Site Issues

Hi Gang

Working to get the site updated, having some issues though.

Main Page and Results are posted, but the team pages are struggling.

Hopefully resolved soon.

Lackey

One Score to Note Post-TDay

Wetbacks: 34
Dreamin': -45

May the Jets just piss off.

Jets are Jackholes.

Love
~Drew

Lame Duck Dreamin' Lineup, Week 12

Our season has ended early for only the second time in history. Its Keeper Planning time.

QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Rashard "Not Tard" Mendenhall
RB: Mike "Mike 1" Goodson
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams (TB)
WR: Mike "Mike 2" Williams (SEA) DNP: Mike "Mike 4" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Mike 3" Wallace
TE: Mike "Mike 5" Hoomanwanui
PK: David "Kicker" Akers
DF: Cleveland "Oh Hell" Browns

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 12

Happy Thanksgiving to each of you and your families. Enjoy the long weekend!

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

A Very Special Thanksgiving Wish From Russia

We here at the Revolution wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving and fantasy football losses all around!

Have a great one folks!

QB - Kyle Orton
RB - Steve Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Pierre Garcon
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa Bay

JackStomp - TurkeyDay Lineup

I guess it is that time of the year again... time for The JackStomp to lamely attempt to be a spoiler because we are already out of playoff contention AGAIN!!!!

QB: John Kitna
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Beanie Wells
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI

Celt's Week 12 Lineup

A very happy Thanksgiving to all :-)

QB Matt "vs Seattle's 30th ranked pass defense" Cassel
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
RB Frank "vs Arizona's 28th ranked run defense" Gore (dnp M Forte)
WR Wes "Where have I been?" Welker
WR Terrell "Randy hates me..." Owens
WR Anquan "Showtime" Boldin
TE Tony "El Tigre" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Ain't scared o' no Lions" Patriots

Slainte

E~

Wetbacks DFL Week 12 Lineup

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 12 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - Nate Washington
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

A Joyful Turkey Day To All!!

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

JD's week 12 - Happy Turkey Day

QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Fred Jackson
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Santana Moss
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR: Jason Avant
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay

Whoopass - Week 12

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

QB: M. Sanchez
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Crabtree
WR: R. Meachem
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gano
D: Denver

Angola - Week 12 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 12

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Ryan Longwell
D\ST	Oakland

GAH - Quick Lineup Russia Week 11

QB - The People's Quarterback Kyle Orton
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Pierre Garcon
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa

Week 11 picks - I think *$*#&$

QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Fred Jackson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jason Avant
WR: Sidney Rice (I'm ready to play now ?!/?!) "Come On Man", give him a chance - really@!
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay

JackStomp - Week 11 Lineup

Football Sucks.

QB: John Kitna
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Reggie Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Cris Cooley
K: Seabass
D: Indy

Dreamin' Lineup

Result of Last Weeks Game

There was vein popping. Bowling was cancelled. And the streets ran white.

It was bad.

So we try again this week. Tenth Legion. Come to Cali, do some shopping, see the sites. Miss the game. Thanks.

QB: "Mike" Eli Manning
RB: "Mike" Rashard Mendenhall
RB: Mike "Mike 1" Goodson
WR: Mike "Mike 2" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Mike 3" Wallace
WR: Mike "Mike 4" Williams (TB)
TE: "Mike" Jason Witten
PK: David "Kicker" Akers
DF: "Mike" New Orleans Saints

The kicker gets nothing. Maybe a slurpee at best. Unfrozen.

Love
~Drew

(The Rest Of The) Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

Now that the season is not just a big joke anymore, all nicknames and funny sayings have been removed from this week's post.

That and I have a hangover. Well, not so much of a hangover per se, more of a damn-I-should-have-left-that-bottle-of-vodka-alone thing.

And now, here is the (rest of the) DFL 2010-2011 Week 11 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Jamaal Charles
RB2 - Maurice Jones-Drew
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Johnny Knox (previously posted)
WR3 - Mario Manningham
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Horde Lineup - Week 11

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

Whoopass - Week 11

Home stretch time.

QB: Sanchez
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: H. Nicks
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Crabtree
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gano
D: Detroit

Angola - Week 11 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme (dnp Vernon Davis)
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's Week 11 Lineup

Aahh... those erratic Russkie's are comin to Croke Park. Rumor has it that Mr Orton is throwing a temper tantrum and demanding a trade for being benched last week. We may have to stop him at the border so he doesn't try and defect.

Strange week, as most of our team seems to have overdosed on cál ceannann and single malt after last week's surprise road win. Oh well, let's see what happens...

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore (dnp Matt Forte)
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Terrell Owens
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Malcolm Floyd (dnp Brandon Marshall)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Ryan Succop
DEF New England Patriots

Lord help me....

E~

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 11

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	Washington

(Partial) Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

Wow, look at us. Tied for first in the Montgomery Division. How cool is that? Considering our start, this is the last place I expected to be. It looks like the, shall we say, "removal" of certain parties within Wetbacks management had quite the positive effect on our personnel.

Yippy-ki-yay motherfu**er.

And now, here is the (partial) DFL 2010-2011 Week 11 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

WR2 - Johnny Knox*

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

*This distinguished gentlemen is not listed in the American Middle Name Almanac

Question

Is Vick's 75 points this past week an all time league record? Anyone know? Has to be close if its not. Man, what a game.

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 10 REVISED

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	Washington

Week 10 Russian Lineup

With weeks of no communication from Red Square and only a series of disturbing incidents providing any sort of input, tension is rising on the Revolution.

The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton, was quoted this week as saying "It's gotten kind of strange around the locker room. None of the coaches are here, and for weeks we've been getting plays called in from some place north of the Arctic Circle. But hey, we're winning, so we're inclined to just let it go."

"By the way," Orton continued, "Here's our lineup this week. It was scrawled in blood on a centuries-old parchment and nailed to my door. That can't be good."

After a moment Orton added, "Apparently I'm not starting this week. Dang."

QB - Ben Roethlisberger
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - Percival Harvin (DNS Lou Murphy) (Yeah, I know.)
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa Bay

Dreamin Lineup Week 10

And once more for the record, Fuck You Terrell Owens

QB: Eli "Suck My White Ass Terrell Owens" Manning
RB: Rashard "Kiss My Ass Terrell Owens" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Suck My Dreads' Terrell Owens" Williams
WR: Mike "Bashing Terrell Owens Teeth In" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Kiss My Patootey Terrell Owens" Wallace
WR: "Say Hello To and Hating Terrell Owens" Mike Williams (Tampa)
TE: Michael "Pau Terrell Owens" Hoomanawanui
PK: Dan "Kicking Terrell Owens Ass Thru the Uprights" Carpenter
DF: St. Louis "Late Hitting Terrell Owens" Rams

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 10

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner (phoned in to Lackey on Thursday morning)
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Hines Ward
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Tennessee

Week 10 picks

QB: Donovan McNabb
RB: Shonn Greene
RB: Fred Jackson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jason Avant
WR: Julian Edelman (Why?)
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Cincinnati

JackStomp - Week 10 Lineup

We are in a familiar spot in the Rommel Division standings... dead last. We have players on our roster that at the beginning of the year were deemed to be high quality players (specifically Andre and Fitz) that have done JackSquat!!! Brings back memories of Ladanian, Stephen Jackson, and Terrel Owens. Don't even get me started on Romo!! Players beware... if you are drafted by the JackStomp your season will be shit!

The difference this year compared to previous years is that we are trailing the 3rd place team by 2 games but have out scored them by over 100 points. Bad luck? Maybe. If I look on the other side of the wall into the Montgomery Division, we squarely in the middle of that pack from a points perspective. Does that mean we are better this year than previous years? I say no. The rest of the league is just sucking as bad as us. A different flavor of shit is still shit. I guess if you prefer corn over peanuts it might make a difference.

Lineup? Does it really matter??

QB: Vince PieceOfShit Young
RB: Cedric PieceOfShit Benson
RB: Marion PieceOfShit Barber
WR: Larry PieceOfShit Fitzgerald
WR: Andre PieceOfShit Johnson
WR: Steve PieceOfShit Smith
TE: Chris PieceOfShit Cooley
K: My Left Nut
D: Chicago

(The Rest Of The) Wetbacks DFL Week 10 Lineup

I wish I had something witty to say about our trip into Red Square. Some remark about a Blue Light Special in Department K, or Department H, or whatever letters are sponsoring Kremlin Street today.

But I have nothing.

And now, here is the (rest of the) DFL 2010-2011 Week 9 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Joseph Vincent Flacco (previously posted)
RB1 - Jamaal RaShaad Jones Charles
RB2 - Maurice Christopher Jones-Drew
WR1 - Brandon Matthew Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Johnny Knox*
WR3 - Mario Cashmere Manningham
TE - Aaron Hernandez*
K - Steven Matt Bryant (previously posted)
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

*These distinguished gentlemen are not listed in the American Middle Name Almanac

Point of Contention

On Saturday, November 6, 2010 at 7:29am, the New Sasabe Wetbacks waived the Dallas DEF and signed the Arizona DEF:

Saturday, November 6, 2010
Wetbacks waive Dallas DEF; sign Arizona DEF
Really, Coach Ron? No mo' Moss, a hurt He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named...it's all good.
Posted by Coach Ron at 7:29 AM

This would make the Tenth Legion's claim to Arizona's DEF false.

Coach Ron

Whoopass - Week 10

In light of the announcement that the Packer Who Shall Not Be Named is retiring (which I don't believe for an effing minute), I am tempted to start him for the rest of the year just to be contrarian about it. Couldn't bring myself to do it. If I start losing, expect to see the Packer in the lineup.

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: Knowshon ("The best of a bad lot") Moreno
WR: Hakeem Nicks
WR: M. Crabtree
WR: Effing player to be named never
TE: O. Daniels (dns S. Nelson)
K: Graham ("How does an effing kicker get hurt, unless he is an idiot") Gano
D: Detroit

Angola - Week 10 Lineup

QB - Michael Vick
RB - Jahvid Best
RB - Peyton Hillis
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Nick Folk
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's Week 10 Lineup

Fresh off our victory over the beach bums from California, we travel to the Steppes, to face the Horde, who are fresh of a 2-week losing streak versus Rommel foes. I don't believe the Horde have ever lost 3 games in a row, but we would love to keep it rolling and give those pesky Russkies a chance at first place. Well, no, we actually don't care, it was just shocking to see them over .500 and we mis-spoke in our moment of disbelief.

We would, however, still love to see the losing streak continue. To that end, we will venture the following roster towards our annual "great regular season and fail in the playoffs" run:

QB Matt ""Number One" Ryan
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
RB Frank "Fresh off the bye-week" Gore
WR Terrell "Can I play the Dreamin' again?" Owens
WR Anquan "Flacco's Boy" Boldin
WR Brandon "Lesser evil than Wes" Marshall
TE Tony "Grrrrreat!!!" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New York "Football" Giants

Onward, Celtic soldiers!!!

E~

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 10

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	Arizona

Wetbacks DFL Week 10 (Partial) Lineup

Drew Brees is taking a much deserved break this week. Too many "he's not playing Super Bowl caliber ball" and "Brees seems to have lost a step" comments have gotten to him and he has for the most part disappeared, the only clues to where he's gone being a trail of empty Nyquil bottles.

The Flacc Man, the Flacc-ster, the Flacc-a-tollah - wait, "flacc" is too close to "flaccid" and that wouldn't bode well for a positive game performance.

Let's see...got it. The Joe-ster, the Joe-meister, the - wait, "Joe" sounds too much like "ho" and we wouldn't want to be known as a team that talks badly about it's players (see, in Mexico, "j" is pronounced like "h").

Hmmm...

Ok, I'll go with this one. Mr. Joseph Vincent Flacco will be plying his trade this week and attempting to fill the huge shoes of The Man Known As The Brees. And you know what they say about men with big shoes, right?

They wear big socks.

The forever revolving-door world of The Kicker has placed Mr. Steven Matt Bryant in the sights of the opposing kick blockers. Since Garrett Hartley went out of his way to not miss a field goal or PAT last week, we have decided to let him have the week off as well to do whatever it is that not-playing-this-week kickers do (Chuck E. Cheese, anyone?).

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 10 (partial) lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Joseph Vincent Flacco
K - Steven Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant

FUCK YOU TERRELL OWENS

End Post.

Russia Week 9

DFL head office pick up a faint transmission coming over the league ham radio:

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(http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html)

This message repeated for three hours, after which the transmission went dead. Another transmission on an emergency frequency followed, though this was a barely intelligible series of grunts and indecipherable noises. DFL Communications Chief Radar O'Reilly was able to piece together some of the message, which translated as:

QB - Ben Roethlisberger
RB - Felix Jones
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - DeSean Jackson
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D- Tampa Bay

Dreamin' Lineup

Its been a great week at Dreamin' HQ



And now, The Celts. Coming to Calli'! Beware the sun, o' Pasty Ones. Mayonnaise does not do well in Malibu.

QB: Eli "Surf Bunny" Manning
RB: Rashard "Don't Call Me Tard" Mendenhall
RB: "Old Man By The Sea" Ricky Williams
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "#2" Wallace
WR: Chad "Chaz" Ochocinco
TE: Jason "All Dallas Has" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: New Orleans "Lets Do Better This Time vs. Carolina Please Ganesh" Saints

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 9

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Dwayne Bowe
TE - Ben Watson
K - Dan Carpenter
DEF - Baltimore

week 9 picks

somehow posted my pics on waiver ... lol

QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Shonn Greene
WR: Jason Avant
WR: Julian Edelman
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay

JackStomp Lineup - Week 9

QB: John Kitna
RB: Beanie Wells
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI

Wetbacks DFL Week 9 Lineup

Is Bigcanov coming to New Sasabe? Oh, yah.

Will Bigcanov want to visit Mamcita's? You betcha.

Are the Whoopass bound to catch something? You bet.

Will it resemble a football? Oh-fer-jeez, no way!

Will Bigcanov itch because of it? Ya, ya.

Will it worsen their chance of winning? Ya sure, you betcha.

Isn't that cheating? Nah, just giving tha people what they want, ya know?

**face slapping ensues**

Wow, I needed that. I've been watching The Mighty Ducks and Purple Rain to see what we're up against this week, and to put together a game plan. Not helping. So, hoping to get more insight, I watched Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men. All that showed me was that Ann Margaret is still hot. Well, we'll just do what we always do: Hope for the best, expect the worst.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 9 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Jamaal Charles
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Kohnny Knox
WR2 - Patrick Crayton
WR3 - James Jones
TE - Aaron "Double A" Hernandez
K - Garrett "El Golpeador" Hartley
DEF - Arizona

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Whoopass - Week 9 lineup

QB: M. Schaub
RB: Bernard Scott
RB: C. Taylor
WR: Colston
WR: Nicks
WR: R. Meachem
TE: O. Daniels
K: Gostkowski
D: Detroit (assuming waivers clear)

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 9

Emperor’s Note:

The Triumph through the streets of Rome celebrating the victory over the Barbaric Mongol Horde was one for the books… although many Legionaries commented on the paucity of actual Horde troops…. So be it: a victory is a victory.  There are increasing reports of disturbances upon the southern border of crazy men in helmets swinging bottles of booze around…These men are from a strange land of “Lynchburg”… form up Legion because many victories are needed for a play in the final war… Pliny… do that voodoo you do all so well… SPQR!

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Lee Evans
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Todd Heap
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	New York Jets

Aaron Rodgers needs a slumpbuster, oh look, the Dallas D...

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's Week 9 lineup vs Dreamin'

Early post this week due to travel this weekend and that dirty 4-letter word "work", eewww.

Barring any injury updates, the Celts will use the following roster to bring the Dreamin' back to reality on their journey to California,

QB - Matt Ryan
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Arian "Nation" Foster
WR - Brandon Marshall
WR - Anquan Boldin
WR - T.O.
TE - Tony Gonzalez
KI - Ryan Succop
DEF - NY "Football" Giants

E~

The Fans Are Back!

Love
~Drew

Angola - Week 8 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Darren McFadden
RB - Ryan Torain
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne (dns Mike Williams)
TE - Vernon Davis
PK - Nick Folk
DEF - Pittsburgh

Revolution Lineup

via phone call due to on the road to the AZ-TB game.

QB: Kyle Orton
RB: Steven Jackson
RB: Felix Jones
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: DeSean Jackson DNS: Pierre Garcon
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
PK: Rian Lindell
DF: Tampa Bay

Week 8 picks

Its kinda spooky down here at the bottom of the pit, not any better being Halloween!

QB: Phillip Rivers
RB: Shonn Greene
RB: Laurence Maroney
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Julian Edelman - DNS- "Virtual Ghost" - LD
WR: another virtual ghost today - LD
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Nate Keading
D: GREEN BAY

kinda spooky today!

JackStomp - Week 8 Lineup

QB: John Kitna
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: Indy

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 8

QB	Tom Brady
RB	Ronnie Brown
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Donald Driver
WR	Lee Evans
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	jeff reed
D\ST	New Jets

Dreamin' Week 8

Here Coach sits, on his throne, pondering this weeks lineup. When suddenly, it all makes sense. An epiphany if you will. Toilet Humour: End.

QB: Sam "C'mon Carolina" Bradford
RB: Rashard "4" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Ganga" Williams
WR: Chad "The Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "Toeing the JobLine" Sims-Walker
TE: Jason "I Wish My Wife Looked Like Cooley's Wife" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: St. Louis "Bringing Some HomeTown Heat" Rams

Love,
~Drew

Wetbacks DFL Week 8 Lineup

We've been here a day or two, and we've already had enough potatos to last a lifetime. Don't you f@#$%&! Irish have anything else to f@#$%&! eat here?!? I swear to all that is Holy, if I hear another "Top o' the mornin' to ya!" or a mention of "the little people", I'm going to vomit all the cabbage and soda bread I've eaten on this trip.

So please excuse us while we bend over and let The Celts kiss our collective Blarney Stones.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 8 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew (dns Jamaal Charles)
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Kenny Britt
WR3 - Patrick Crayton
TE - Dustin "The Wind" Keller
K - Garrett "El Golpeador" Hartley
DEF - Dallas

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

The Man And Marin Fired

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that The Most Interesting Man in the World is actually not very interesting at all. In truth, he is American actor Jonathan Goldsmith. To further this atrocity, his speaking voice was dubbed over by the voice of another American actor, Will Lyman. This is a breach of contract, and because of the Zero Tolerance clause in each and every Wetbacks contract, Goldsmith has been removed from the team. Since Lyman was never officially employed by New Sasabe, there cannot be a employment release process, however Mr. Lyman has been charged with Accessory to Fraudulently Speak Like Someone Else. Litigation against Goldsmith will be forthcoming.

And the shocks do not end there. Head coach Cheech Marin has been implicated in a frozen-burrito scam with the so-called Burrito King of Connecticut, russian-immigrant Yuri Kolpakov (Department H, enyone?). Marin reportedly used Wetbacks vehicles to import frozen burritos from the Mamacita Burrito Factory in New Sasabe to a chain of Kolpakov-owned buffet style restraunts, Yuri's Yummies.

Usually, transport of food items across international borders is not an issue, as long as customs practices are followed. In this case, however, it has been found that Marin used Wetbacks personnel as "donkeys" to get the items to and from, bypassing all US and Mexico customs laws. The Carne Corridors, the moniker that has been tagged to the multiple tunnels leading from Mexico to the US, have been found up and down the US/Mexixco border.

Marin received approximately 18.5 pesos ($1.50 USD) on the burrito, with the total amount being well above 3 million USD (37,350,000 MXN). Reports are that the reason Marin was such a proponent for the relocation of the Wetbacks franchise to New Sasabe was to begin his illegal behind-the-scenes Hispanic foods venture.

Marin has been arrested by Mexican officials, even though he states, 'I was born in East L.A." Kolpakov has fled to his native Lithuania, and has since disappeared.

"This is an embarrassing sequence of events for the New Sasabe Wetbacks organization," said Information Minister Ron Jeremy, "especially in light of the lackluster season we are experiencing here in New Sasabe." Jeremy went on to say, "Effective now, I will be taking over all football operations, as well as handling Head Coach duties."

"David "Coyote" Farragut is still, and will always remain, owner," Coach Jeremy continued, "Mr. Farragut and I have carefully planned this change so there will not be a noticeable change for our dozens and dozens of fans."

In this reporter's opinion, there better be a noticeable change in game play from here on out. Going from DFL Champs to barely treading water with Jackstomp is not a way to endear fans.

Celt's Week 8 Lineup

Aahhh, the first of four games in a row versus the Montgomery teams, and only one w/ a winning record.

First up are the Wetbacks. Our apologies to New Sasabe for detaining the traveling Mamacita's groupies at the port, however the Minister of Health, Social Services and Public Safety is unwilling to risk a national health crisis over a mere sporting event. Maybe he's just jealous that he was not invited for the trip to Cruzar last year.

In anticipation of several casks of single-malt being "sampled" this week, we will anticipate the following 'sober'-ish personnel to be able to take the field:

QB Matt "The Third" Cassel
RB Frank "Pamplona" Gore
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Brandon "Big Mc" Marshall
WR Wes "Wee-man" Welker
WR Terrell 'Mc'Owens (dnp Chris "Sleepy" Chambers)
TE Heath "One Time" Miller
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Ex-" Patriots

Now, if only Russia could beat the 'Canov... ah well, one can dream, eh?

E~

Whoopass - Week 8

Head down, mouth shut, no gloating.......who am I kidding....my team is the greatest in the history of the league.

QB: M. Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: Colston
WR: Crabtree
WR: Meachem
TE: O. Daniels
K: Gano
D: Denver

Romans often lost the battles and nearly always won the war....

The problem is that you have win some of the battles to play in the war...  Ben-Hur is rubbed out. Pliny the Elder… your up! Do not disappoint me… put away your natural history writings and use that oversized knoggin to find a way to win!
The Senate has pleased me with the following Dictate:
Coaching staff and fans will be decimated in traditional fashion (lined up and every tenth man will be executed).
Emperor’s personal addendum:
The Legion will cancel all invasions and other "fun time" and work on fundamentals... like starting players/ teams that ARE NOT on a bye week... baby steps. If there is not an immediate improvement the WRs will be crucified and all others sent to the galleys and row laps around the Mediterranean until their arms fall off. Consider this a “positive” motivation tool. That is all.
 -Emperor Claudius

Looks like there is some work to be done in the swamps this week...

hard labor and dash of solitary...

Dreamin'- Going for 2 In a Row

Coach has been active all week, receiving congratulations and making sure players are calm and serene all week during practice.

Its go time:
QB: Eli "Monkey Off My Back" Manning
RB: Rashard "Don't Call Me Tard" Mendenhall
RB: Ryan "Run Faster Damn You Rookie" Mathews
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "#2 Mike" Wallace
WR: Dez "No Mike Here" Bryant
TE: Jeremy "MugShot" Shockey
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: New Orleans "Mmm...Rookie" Saints

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 7

QB - Josh Freeman
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Steve Smith (CAR)
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

JackStomp - Week 7 Lineup

QB: Tony Romo
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Eddie Royal
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 7

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Donald Driver
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Kevin Boss
K	jeff reed
D\ST	Houston