MOSCOW --- Department H today confirmed rumors of a multinational Western conglomerate being in talks with Red Square over a buyout of the Revolution. "Although we still believe in Glorious People's Revolution," said an unnamed KGB colonel, "The fact of matter is we stand in lines for toilet paper. Seriously people, have you ever wiped ass with Doystoevsky? Thank God for Tolstoy, War and Peace keeps us in clean asses all year round."
Russia declined to elaborate on who precisely was talking to Department H about acquiring the franchise, stating only "Frankly whoever gives us most money so we do not have to live off rat casserole three days a week wins the team. 'Wins' of course is subjective term."
QB --- Phil Rivers
RB --- Marion Barber
RB --- Cadillac Williams
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Santonio Holmes
WR --- T.J. Houshmandzadeh
TE ---- Greg Olsen
K------ Larry Tynes
D ----- Arizona
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