Or something.
Look, the fact of the matter is that Willie F#$%ing Parker is no longer on our team, which automatically makes us 43% better than last year.
Also, we'd like to announce that as of next year, we will be relocating the Revolution out of Moscow with an eye towards rebranding and renaming. The story of how our front office comes to decide where to go will be played out in the posts of the coming weeks.
That said, let's hope we don't lose --- what? San Diego's playing Oakland? Oh, let's kick the shit out of Lynchburg in week one, what say?
QB --- Phil Rivers
RB --- Steve Slaton
RB --- Marion Barber
WR --- Santonio Holmes
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- T.J. Houshmandzadeh
TE ---- Greg Olsen
K ----- Larry Tynes
D ----- Houston
/looks at defense
/double-checks draft list
/looks at defense again
/shits pants
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