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Hi Gang

Working to get the site updated, having some issues though.

Main Page and Results are posted, but the team pages are struggling.

Hopefully resolved soon.

Lackey

One Score to Note Post-TDay

Wetbacks: 34
Dreamin': -45

May the Jets just piss off.

Jets are Jackholes.

Love
~Drew

Lame Duck Dreamin' Lineup, Week 12

Our season has ended early for only the second time in history. Its Keeper Planning time.

QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Rashard "Not Tard" Mendenhall
RB: Mike "Mike 1" Goodson
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams (TB)
WR: Mike "Mike 2" Williams (SEA) DNP: Mike "Mike 4" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Mike 3" Wallace
TE: Mike "Mike 5" Hoomanwanui
PK: David "Kicker" Akers
DF: Cleveland "Oh Hell" Browns

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 12

Happy Thanksgiving to each of you and your families. Enjoy the long weekend!

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Brandon Jacobs
RB - Michael Turner
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

A Very Special Thanksgiving Wish From Russia

We here at the Revolution wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving and fantasy football losses all around!

Have a great one folks!

QB - Kyle Orton
RB - Steve Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Pierre Garcon
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa Bay

JackStomp - TurkeyDay Lineup

I guess it is that time of the year again... time for The JackStomp to lamely attempt to be a spoiler because we are already out of playoff contention AGAIN!!!!

QB: John Kitna
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Beanie Wells
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI

Celt's Week 12 Lineup

A very happy Thanksgiving to all :-)

QB Matt "vs Seattle's 30th ranked pass defense" Cassel
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
RB Frank "vs Arizona's 28th ranked run defense" Gore (dnp M Forte)
WR Wes "Where have I been?" Welker
WR Terrell "Randy hates me..." Owens
WR Anquan "Showtime" Boldin
TE Tony "El Tigre" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New England "Ain't scared o' no Lions" Patriots

Slainte

E~

Wetbacks DFL Week 12 Lineup

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 12 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB2 - Jamaal Charles
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Mario Manningham
WR3 - Nate Washington
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant
DEF - New York J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

A Joyful Turkey Day To All!!

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

JD's week 12 - Happy Turkey Day

QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Fred Jackson
RB: Ray Rice
WR: Santana Moss
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR: Jason Avant
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay

Whoopass - Week 12

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

QB: M. Sanchez
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Crabtree
WR: R. Meachem
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gano
D: Denver

Angola - Week 12 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 12

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Ryan Longwell
D\ST	Oakland

GAH - Quick Lineup Russia Week 11

QB - The People's Quarterback Kyle Orton
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Felix Jones
WR - Percival Harvin
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Pierre Garcon
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa

Week 11 picks - I think *$*#&$

QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Fred Jackson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jason Avant
WR: Sidney Rice (I'm ready to play now ?!/?!) "Come On Man", give him a chance - really@!
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay

JackStomp - Week 11 Lineup

Football Sucks.

QB: John Kitna
RB: Cedric Benson
RB: Reggie Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Cris Cooley
K: Seabass
D: Indy

Dreamin' Lineup

Result of Last Weeks Game

There was vein popping. Bowling was cancelled. And the streets ran white.

It was bad.

So we try again this week. Tenth Legion. Come to Cali, do some shopping, see the sites. Miss the game. Thanks.

QB: "Mike" Eli Manning
RB: "Mike" Rashard Mendenhall
RB: Mike "Mike 1" Goodson
WR: Mike "Mike 2" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Mike 3" Wallace
WR: Mike "Mike 4" Williams (TB)
TE: "Mike" Jason Witten
PK: David "Kicker" Akers
DF: "Mike" New Orleans Saints

The kicker gets nothing. Maybe a slurpee at best. Unfrozen.

Love
~Drew

(The Rest Of The) Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

Now that the season is not just a big joke anymore, all nicknames and funny sayings have been removed from this week's post.

That and I have a hangover. Well, not so much of a hangover per se, more of a damn-I-should-have-left-that-bottle-of-vodka-alone thing.

And now, here is the (rest of the) DFL 2010-2011 Week 11 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Jamaal Charles
RB2 - Maurice Jones-Drew
WR1 - Brandon Lloyd
WR2 - Johnny Knox (previously posted)
WR3 - Mario Manningham
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Matt Bryant
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Horde Lineup - Week 11

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Steve Breaston
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Baltimore

Whoopass - Week 11

Home stretch time.

QB: Sanchez
RB: C. Johnson
RB: K. Moreno
WR: H. Nicks
WR: M. Colston
WR: M. Crabtree
TE: S. Nelson
K: Gano
D: Detroit

Angola - Week 11 Lineup

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme (dnp Vernon Davis)
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's Week 11 Lineup

Aahh... those erratic Russkie's are comin to Croke Park. Rumor has it that Mr Orton is throwing a temper tantrum and demanding a trade for being benched last week. We may have to stop him at the border so he doesn't try and defect.

Strange week, as most of our team seems to have overdosed on cál ceannann and single malt after last week's surprise road win. Oh well, let's see what happens...

QB Matt Ryan
RB Frank Gore (dnp Matt Forte)
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
WR Terrell Owens
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Malcolm Floyd (dnp Brandon Marshall)
TE Tony Gonzalez
KI Ryan Succop
DEF New England Patriots

Lord help me....

E~

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 11

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	Washington

(Partial) Wetbacks DFL Week 11 Lineup

Wow, look at us. Tied for first in the Montgomery Division. How cool is that? Considering our start, this is the last place I expected to be. It looks like the, shall we say, "removal" of certain parties within Wetbacks management had quite the positive effect on our personnel.

Yippy-ki-yay motherfu**er.

And now, here is the (partial) DFL 2010-2011 Week 11 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

WR2 - Johnny Knox*

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

*This distinguished gentlemen is not listed in the American Middle Name Almanac

Question

Is Vick's 75 points this past week an all time league record? Anyone know? Has to be close if its not. Man, what a game.

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 10 REVISED

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	Washington

Week 10 Russian Lineup

With weeks of no communication from Red Square and only a series of disturbing incidents providing any sort of input, tension is rising on the Revolution.

The People's Quarterback, Kyle Orton, was quoted this week as saying "It's gotten kind of strange around the locker room. None of the coaches are here, and for weeks we've been getting plays called in from some place north of the Arctic Circle. But hey, we're winning, so we're inclined to just let it go."

"By the way," Orton continued, "Here's our lineup this week. It was scrawled in blood on a centuries-old parchment and nailed to my door. That can't be good."

After a moment Orton added, "Apparently I'm not starting this week. Dang."

QB - Ben Roethlisberger
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - Percival Harvin (DNS Lou Murphy) (Yeah, I know.)
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D - Tampa Bay

Dreamin Lineup Week 10

And once more for the record, Fuck You Terrell Owens

QB: Eli "Suck My White Ass Terrell Owens" Manning
RB: Rashard "Kiss My Ass Terrell Owens" Mendenhall
RB: Ricky "Suck My Dreads' Terrell Owens" Williams
WR: Mike "Bashing Terrell Owens Teeth In" Sims-Walker
WR: Mike "Kiss My Patootey Terrell Owens" Wallace
WR: "Say Hello To and Hating Terrell Owens" Mike Williams (Tampa)
TE: Michael "Pau Terrell Owens" Hoomanawanui
PK: Dan "Kicking Terrell Owens Ass Thru the Uprights" Carpenter
DF: St. Louis "Late Hitting Terrell Owens" Rams

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 10

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Michael Turner (phoned in to Lackey on Thursday morning)
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Hines Ward
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Tennessee

Week 10 picks

QB: Donovan McNabb
RB: Shonn Greene
RB: Fred Jackson
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Jason Avant
WR: Julian Edelman (Why?)
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Cincinnati

JackStomp - Week 10 Lineup

We are in a familiar spot in the Rommel Division standings... dead last. We have players on our roster that at the beginning of the year were deemed to be high quality players (specifically Andre and Fitz) that have done JackSquat!!! Brings back memories of Ladanian, Stephen Jackson, and Terrel Owens. Don't even get me started on Romo!! Players beware... if you are drafted by the JackStomp your season will be shit!

The difference this year compared to previous years is that we are trailing the 3rd place team by 2 games but have out scored them by over 100 points. Bad luck? Maybe. If I look on the other side of the wall into the Montgomery Division, we squarely in the middle of that pack from a points perspective. Does that mean we are better this year than previous years? I say no. The rest of the league is just sucking as bad as us. A different flavor of shit is still shit. I guess if you prefer corn over peanuts it might make a difference.

Lineup? Does it really matter??

QB: Vince PieceOfShit Young
RB: Cedric PieceOfShit Benson
RB: Marion PieceOfShit Barber
WR: Larry PieceOfShit Fitzgerald
WR: Andre PieceOfShit Johnson
WR: Steve PieceOfShit Smith
TE: Chris PieceOfShit Cooley
K: My Left Nut
D: Chicago

(The Rest Of The) Wetbacks DFL Week 10 Lineup

I wish I had something witty to say about our trip into Red Square. Some remark about a Blue Light Special in Department K, or Department H, or whatever letters are sponsoring Kremlin Street today.

But I have nothing.

And now, here is the (rest of the) DFL 2010-2011 Week 9 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Joseph Vincent Flacco (previously posted)
RB1 - Jamaal RaShaad Jones Charles
RB2 - Maurice Christopher Jones-Drew
WR1 - Brandon Matthew Lloyd (pron. "Yoid")
WR2 - Johnny Knox*
WR3 - Mario Cashmere Manningham
TE - Aaron Hernandez*
K - Steven Matt Bryant (previously posted)
DEF - Philly Eggles

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

*These distinguished gentlemen are not listed in the American Middle Name Almanac

Point of Contention

On Saturday, November 6, 2010 at 7:29am, the New Sasabe Wetbacks waived the Dallas DEF and signed the Arizona DEF:

Saturday, November 6, 2010
Wetbacks waive Dallas DEF; sign Arizona DEF
Really, Coach Ron? No mo' Moss, a hurt He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named...it's all good.
Posted by Coach Ron at 7:29 AM

This would make the Tenth Legion's claim to Arizona's DEF false.

Coach Ron

Whoopass - Week 10

In light of the announcement that the Packer Who Shall Not Be Named is retiring (which I don't believe for an effing minute), I am tempted to start him for the rest of the year just to be contrarian about it. Couldn't bring myself to do it. If I start losing, expect to see the Packer in the lineup.

QB: Schaub
RB: C. Johnson
RB: Knowshon ("The best of a bad lot") Moreno
WR: Hakeem Nicks
WR: M. Crabtree
WR: Effing player to be named never
TE: O. Daniels (dns S. Nelson)
K: Graham ("How does an effing kicker get hurt, unless he is an idiot") Gano
D: Detroit

Angola - Week 10 Lineup

QB - Michael Vick
RB - Jahvid Best
RB - Peyton Hillis
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Steve Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Nick Folk
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's Week 10 Lineup

Fresh off our victory over the beach bums from California, we travel to the Steppes, to face the Horde, who are fresh of a 2-week losing streak versus Rommel foes. I don't believe the Horde have ever lost 3 games in a row, but we would love to keep it rolling and give those pesky Russkies a chance at first place. Well, no, we actually don't care, it was just shocking to see them over .500 and we mis-spoke in our moment of disbelief.

We would, however, still love to see the losing streak continue. To that end, we will venture the following roster towards our annual "great regular season and fail in the playoffs" run:

QB Matt ""Number One" Ryan
RB Arian "Nation" Foster
RB Frank "Fresh off the bye-week" Gore
WR Terrell "Can I play the Dreamin' again?" Owens
WR Anquan "Flacco's Boy" Boldin
WR Brandon "Lesser evil than Wes" Marshall
TE Tony "Grrrrreat!!!" Gonzalez
KI Ryan "Mr Irrelevant" Succop
DEF New York "Football" Giants

Onward, Celtic soldiers!!!

E~

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 10

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Nate Burleson
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Marcedes Lewis
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	Arizona

Wetbacks DFL Week 10 (Partial) Lineup

Drew Brees is taking a much deserved break this week. Too many "he's not playing Super Bowl caliber ball" and "Brees seems to have lost a step" comments have gotten to him and he has for the most part disappeared, the only clues to where he's gone being a trail of empty Nyquil bottles.

The Flacc Man, the Flacc-ster, the Flacc-a-tollah - wait, "flacc" is too close to "flaccid" and that wouldn't bode well for a positive game performance.

Let's see...got it. The Joe-ster, the Joe-meister, the - wait, "Joe" sounds too much like "ho" and we wouldn't want to be known as a team that talks badly about it's players (see, in Mexico, "j" is pronounced like "h").

Hmmm...

Ok, I'll go with this one. Mr. Joseph Vincent Flacco will be plying his trade this week and attempting to fill the huge shoes of The Man Known As The Brees. And you know what they say about men with big shoes, right?

They wear big socks.

The forever revolving-door world of The Kicker has placed Mr. Steven Matt Bryant in the sights of the opposing kick blockers. Since Garrett Hartley went out of his way to not miss a field goal or PAT last week, we have decided to let him have the week off as well to do whatever it is that not-playing-this-week kickers do (Chuck E. Cheese, anyone?).

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 10 (partial) lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Joseph Vincent Flacco
K - Steven Matt "El Golpeador" Bryant

FUCK YOU TERRELL OWENS

End Post.

Russia Week 9

DFL head office pick up a faint transmission coming over the league ham radio:

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(http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html)

This message repeated for three hours, after which the transmission went dead. Another transmission on an emergency frequency followed, though this was a barely intelligible series of grunts and indecipherable noises. DFL Communications Chief Radar O'Reilly was able to piece together some of the message, which translated as:

QB - Ben Roethlisberger
RB - Felix Jones
RB - Cadillac Williams
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - DeSean Jackson
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe
K - Rian Lindell
D- Tampa Bay

Dreamin' Lineup

Its been a great week at Dreamin' HQ



And now, The Celts. Coming to Calli'! Beware the sun, o' Pasty Ones. Mayonnaise does not do well in Malibu.

QB: Eli "Surf Bunny" Manning
RB: Rashard "Don't Call Me Tard" Mendenhall
RB: "Old Man By The Sea" Ricky Williams
WR: "Say Hello To" Mike Williams
WR: Mike "#2" Wallace
WR: Chad "Chaz" Ochocinco
TE: Jason "All Dallas Has" Witten
PK: Jason "Kicker" Hanson
DF: New Orleans "Lets Do Better This Time vs. Carolina Please Ganesh" Saints

Love
~Drew

Horde Lineup - Week 9

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Michael Turner
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Braylon Edwards
WR - Dwayne Bowe
TE - Ben Watson
K - Dan Carpenter
DEF - Baltimore

week 9 picks

somehow posted my pics on waiver ... lol

QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Shonn Greene
WR: Jason Avant
WR: Julian Edelman
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh
TE: Kellen Winslow
K: Neil Rackers
D: Green Bay

JackStomp Lineup - Week 9

QB: John Kitna
RB: Beanie Wells
RB: Michael Bush
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Zach Miller
K: Seabass
D: CHI

Wetbacks DFL Week 9 Lineup

Is Bigcanov coming to New Sasabe? Oh, yah.

Will Bigcanov want to visit Mamcita's? You betcha.

Are the Whoopass bound to catch something? You bet.

Will it resemble a football? Oh-fer-jeez, no way!

Will Bigcanov itch because of it? Ya, ya.

Will it worsen their chance of winning? Ya sure, you betcha.

Isn't that cheating? Nah, just giving tha people what they want, ya know?

**face slapping ensues**

Wow, I needed that. I've been watching The Mighty Ducks and Purple Rain to see what we're up against this week, and to put together a game plan. Not helping. So, hoping to get more insight, I watched Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men. All that showed me was that Ann Margaret is still hot. Well, we'll just do what we always do: Hope for the best, expect the worst.

And now, here is the DFL 2010-2011 Week 9 lineup for your DFL Defending Champion New Sasabe Wetbacks:

QB - Drew Brees
RB1 - Jamaal Charles
RB2 - LaDainian Tomlinson
WR1 - Kohnny Knox
WR2 - Patrick Crayton
WR3 - James Jones
TE - Aaron "Double A" Hernandez
K - Garrett "El Golpeador" Hartley
DEF - Arizona

Sincerely,

Coach Ron

Whoopass - Week 9 lineup

QB: M. Schaub
RB: Bernard Scott
RB: C. Taylor
WR: Colston
WR: Nicks
WR: R. Meachem
TE: O. Daniels
K: Gostkowski
D: Detroit (assuming waivers clear)

TENTH (X) Legion lineup Week 9

Emperor’s Note:

The Triumph through the streets of Rome celebrating the victory over the Barbaric Mongol Horde was one for the books… although many Legionaries commented on the paucity of actual Horde troops…. So be it: a victory is a victory.  There are increasing reports of disturbances upon the southern border of crazy men in helmets swinging bottles of booze around…These men are from a strange land of “Lynchburg”… form up Legion because many victories are needed for a play in the final war… Pliny… do that voodoo you do all so well… SPQR!

QB	Tom Brady
RB	LeSean McCoy
RB	Adrian Peterson
WR	Lee Evans
WR	Jeremy Maclin
WR	Roddy White
TE	Todd Heap
K	Jeff Reed
D\ST	New York Jets

Aaron Rodgers needs a slumpbuster, oh look, the Dallas D...

QB - Aaron Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Darren McFadden
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Reggie Wayne
TE - Jacob Tamme
PK - Mason Crosby
DEF - Pittsburgh

Celt's Week 9 lineup vs Dreamin'

Early post this week due to travel this weekend and that dirty 4-letter word "work", eewww.

Barring any injury updates, the Celts will use the following roster to bring the Dreamin' back to reality on their journey to California,

QB - Matt Ryan
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Arian "Nation" Foster
WR - Brandon Marshall
WR - Anquan Boldin
WR - T.O.
TE - Tony Gonzalez
KI - Ryan Succop
DEF - NY "Football" Giants

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Love
~Drew