I was stopping by the Circle K today, for a Snickers bar. But also because we at the Dreamin' have yet to hire a Head Coach for this weekends game. So, as a backup plan, I thought that consultations at the Circle K would work wonders for our 0-4 start. Now, I do have a special note for our "amigos" in New Sasabe, we welcome the 0-4 banners. Its just so much more special than 1-3. So bitches, nice start defending DFL Chumps.
Now, I was going to talk to these nice folks at Circle K
BUT then I spotted this FINE individual in the parking lot, and just had to ask HIS take on the matter. So, please give a fine welcome to: Dougie. The Circle K Parking Lot Dude
"cho shood start thees peeple for Sunday. I is a beeg fan of tha Dreeeemin so am proud to bee ible to 'elp yoo"
QB: Samuel "L" Bradford
RB: Chris "Sheetedola" Ivory
RB: Ryan "Ankle Better" Mathews
WR: Dez "Steak Lover" Bryant
WR: Chad "The Ocho" Ochocinco
WR: Mike "Find the DAMN NEAREST TANNING SALON AND LET HIM OUT" Sims-Walker
TE: Jason "Egret" Witten
PK: Rian "Kicker" Lindell
DF: New Orleans "Stop Hurting the Secondary Larry" Saints
Love
~drew
And
Dougie, Circle K Parking Lot Dude
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Woke up.
Got a cup of coffee.
Read this post.
Laughed my ass off.
Re-attached my ass.
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