A Memo from Rick James

You all had best be ready! Rick James is a coming to Cali and its goin’ ta be an ass spankin’ marathon! Even Opie’s pasty, freckled ass ain’t gonna be safe! Oh, and I got news for Mr. Lar’unce. The only “69” around here is gonna be Rick James and Kristy Swanson! Ah, yeeeeah let me run down Rick James’ checklist ta make sure she got what Rick James likes:

Spankable ass – check
Tig ‘ol bitties – check
She a white bitch – oh hell yeah, check
Breathing(optional) – check

See you soon Miss Swanson.

I’m Rick James, bitch!